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Posted by Darkarbiter on Apr-14-2011 06:40:

Need question answered quick!

I'm on a hot date, should I jack off?

Posted by Quazar on Apr-14-2011 06:42:

IMMEDIATELY!

Posted by Sushipunk on Apr-14-2011 06:45:

In her meal. At the restaurant.

Posted by iclone on Apr-14-2011 07:00:

in her eye, at the restaurant...to experience 4-D dining.

Posted by Ian on Apr-14-2011 07:26:

into a doggy bag, and then mail it to AnotherWay83

Posted by Sushipunk on Apr-14-2011 07:43:

quote:
Originally posted by iclone
in her eye, at the restaurant...to experience 4-D dining.

Posted by Slipmat on Apr-14-2011 07:52:

Most certainly.

Posted by Jake Benson on Apr-14-2011 09:36:

Re: Need question answered quick!

quote:
Originally posted by Darkarbiter
I'm on a hot date, should I jack off?

Yes, in the bathroom. Then when you come out you can think clearly for 36 minutes. That's enough time to get her to your place and then jack off again in her vagina.

Posted by igottaknow on Apr-14-2011 11:26:

Re: Need question answered quick!

quote:
Originally posted by Darkarbiter
I'm on a hot date, should I jack off?

Only if your Rushin

Posted by Darkarbiter on Apr-14-2011 11:45:

Re: Re: Need question answered quick!

quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Yes, in the bathroom. Then when you come out you can think clearly for 36 minutes. That's enough time to get her to your place and then jack off again in her vagina.

but she'll get pregnant. Should I jack off into condom, then fire condom on rocket into vagina?

Posted by Ash Parajuli on Apr-14-2011 12:15:

do it in the toilets.

Posted by aquila on Apr-14-2011 13:04:

do a handstand and dry hump the tabletop, then offer her some special sauce

Posted by Scoops on Apr-14-2011 13:43:

jack off in her armpit

Posted by srussell0018 on Apr-14-2011 17:57:

Posted by LAdazeNYnights on Apr-14-2011 18:03:

quote:
Originally posted by srussell0018

i can't stop laughign at this

Posted by EddieZilker on Apr-14-2011 18:49:

No. Your restraint will yield an unforeseen but significant sexual tension which will impel you to run a push-pull scheme, flirting with your waitress (who should be more attractive - if that's possible), that will then provoke her to compete for your attention. This should only be done if she's acting put off for some reason. If she's gushing all over you, just ignore her.

Make sure to go on and on about how you absolutely hate mind-games, too.

Posted by Ted Promo on Apr-14-2011 19:15:

Hold it in and when you do it when you least expect it you see the heavens and you smile.

Posted by Happymess on Apr-14-2011 19:47:

I don't see why not, especially seeing as it's most likely the only action you'll be getting tonight.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Apr-14-2011 19:59:

if you can't get it in, ask her to help you. the "oops i "accidentally" stuck it in your ass move" tends to be something you can do only once at the restaurant.

Posted by ziptnf on Apr-14-2011 20:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Happymess
I don't see why not, especially seeing as it's most likely the only action you'll be getting tonight.

OH SHIT SON THE GLOVES JUST DONE CAME OFF

Posted by Reza on Apr-14-2011 20:38:

you better have made this thread while jerking off