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Black-belts in Poontang

How ya doen :-)

Any khuntz around here who can get laid at will>?

What are your secrets?

Im surveying to see if the poontang laws are worldwide universal.

secrets, bro?

Hellz yeah, Bra!

Bitches love a guy with a big dick, yo.

My secret is to let 'em know I gotta big dick.

I wear tight jeans, I lean back against the wall, and kinda thrust my crotch out.

Dat's all it takes.

Just dangle dat big cock out there.

The poontang comes to me.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard Hellz yeah, Bra! Bitches love a guy with a big dick, yo. My secret is to let 'em know I gotta big dick. I wear tight jeans, I lean back against the wall, and kinda thrust my crotch out. Dat's all it takes. Just dangle dat big cock out there. The poontang comes to me.

Being a 7/4th Ginger, Asia, Indian, Scotsmen I found it difficult to get laid till this tip came about, in just five weeks I got more snatch than a dung beetle with a hill of dog shit.

It works, also sniff women as they walk past, then when they look at you, just give them the subtle nod and somehow you're talking.

If you see a bird called Slylee, just make some shit joke about wearing Axe deodorant and she's basically yours.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

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Originally posted by kadomony You’ve got to be kidding me. I’ve been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It’s just common sense.

You win

if you say things like "black belt in poontang" chances are no tip will help.

yeah.. i got a black belt.. in poontang; i used to drive it around the town, you know take the corners inside the washing machine. After that i would roll one quick and make sure the grenade pin was out, that way the germans wouldn't be able to steam roll the laundry out on the flat bed. You know, Kansas city. Then when she spreadz em wide, you gotta do at least 5 jumping jacks before so you know that its time to wake up in the morning. Other than that, i just stick to marlboros; That will reduce the **** size by 5 ounces.

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Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7 Being a 7/4th Ginger, Asia, Indian, Scotsmen I found it difficult to get laid till this tip came about, in just five weeks I got more snatch than a dung beetle with a hill of dog shit.

That only works if you want the double bubble. You can't even get a bubble king with that mixture, let alone some dung from paul mcartney.

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Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit yeah.. i got a black belt.. in poontang; i used to drive it around the town, you know take the corners inside the washing machine. After that i would roll one quick and make sure the grenade pin was out, that way the germans wouldn't be able to steam roll the laundry out on the flat bed. You know, Kansas city. Then when she spreadz em wide, you gotta do at least 5 jumping jacks before so you know that its time to wake up in the morning. Other than that, i just stick to marlboros; That will reduce the **** size by 5 ounces.

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