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Which Cor whore is first?

your friend,
lisa lampanelli.

dick_renegade

then Dark Angel

Heyooo!

since we basically just insult each other all of the time anyway, we should pick a cor whore and do one thread per week....just for lulz.

If you have to ask, it's just not unwarranted, now is it?

hal wears so much black that i think i saw him picking dandelions on the side of the highway.

At least I have nefardec's sincerest sympathies.

>Halcyon+On+On

alright we should pick nou for this week cause he wouldnt know how to handle it.

we should pick a deus of about 5 corwhores to write down a paragraph speech ripping on him:

1)Vivid Boy
2)Jay
3)Hal
4)IGK so we can boo him
5) open spot

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy 4)IGK so we can boo him 5) open spot

Redundant. Both numbers focus on the state of IGK's hairline.

nou is too easy. usually people roast people that have accomplished something more than being able to microwave a hungry man dinner without dying in fake soldier 2.0 .

I say we roast stu then. I mean most of us here havent accomplished shit at least he accomplished moderator status.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay nou is too easy. usually people roast people that have accomplished something more than being able to microwave a hungry man dinner without dying in fake soldier 2.0 .

They roasted David Hasselhoff, an alcoholic std ridden disgrace, I am sure you could be fit in someplace.

Then again, he is German, not Italian, so he at least had one thing up on you.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay nou is too easy. usually people roast people that have accomplished something more than being able to microwave a hungry man dinner without dying in fake soldier 2.0 .

Aren't roasts usually glorified appreciation parties? I mean, at the end of all the regular roasts the comedians give the roastee mega props for their accomplishments in life. How in the hell are you going to find it in yourselves to be like "yeah, Nou, forget all the bald/virgin/fag jokes, you're a great guy"?

oh nou if you only knew..

im part german which is why i could never join the mob, you need to have a pure blood line. Instead I had to bring the old italian capos water from the house while they played bocce.

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Originally posted by ziptnf Aren't roasts usually glorified appreciation parties? I mean, at the end of all the regular roasts the comedians give the roastee mega props for their accomplishments in life. How in the hell are you going to find it in yourselves to be like "yeah, Nou, forget all the bald/virgin/fag jokes, you're a great guy"?

we'll just leave that part out of our speech

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy we'll just leave that part out of our speech

Should be more like:

TA Player Haters Ball vol.1: Nou

In which everyone proceeds to *hatehatehate*. Seems better than a roast imo

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby They roasted David Hasselhoff, an alcoholic std ridden disgrace, I am sure you could be fit in someplace. Then again, he is German, not Italian, so he at least had one thing up on you.

even your hand doesn't want to touch you you soapless propecia victim. At least you'll always have a movie that was based on you.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114168/

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay even your hand doesn't want to touch you you soapless propecia victim. At least you'll always have a movie that was based on you. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114168/

that would mean he left the house and got struck by lightning. im thinking more like uncle fester

Vivid don't you still live with your mom?

enlightening is for people that graduated high school eric.

I live with my family and pay rent since my injury.
yes nou you got that on me. write a speech about it.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy I live with my family and pay rent since my injury. yes nou you got that on me. write a speech about it.

Since your injury? Dude, haven't you been healed for like 6 months?

I thought you were a big shot realtor, making chedda on those sweet canadian properties. Those Chinese need second homes man.

PLACE YER BETS! PLACE YER BETS!

NOU VERSUS VIVID IN AN EPIC ROASTING SHOWDOWN!

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