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Posted by nchs09 on Jun-10-2011 20:23:

I just became a U.S citizen

2 hours ago... now what?

Posted by shaw on Jun-10-2011 20:24:

Threaten to move to Canada.

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-10-2011 20:26:

Dont make me love you Canada!!!

wait, i already liked Canada even before i was a citizen, sooooooo does that mean now i dislike them?

Posted by tubularbills on Jun-10-2011 20:26:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
Threaten to love to Canada.

actually i think that was supposed to be "leave"

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jun-10-2011 20:26:

now you can go through the fence instead of over it. congrats.

Posted by we_R_DNA on Jun-10-2011 20:27:

Help vote out these political fucks who want to raise the debt ceiling; not tax the rich; and don't let us legalize weed?

Oh and help the US end their WARS on other nations and their people

Help the US rebuild their country while not destroying others in the process

Help the US get rid of the corporatocracy

Help US move forward towards a FREE Nation that doesn't need to depend on government oversight to rule over the masses

Educate people so that the government is not nessary

Invoke your first amendment and let this country know what you believe in.

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-10-2011 20:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
now you can go through the fence instead of over it. congrats.
I dont like your stupid answer.

quote:
Originally posted by we_R_DNA
Help vote out these political fucks who want to raise the debt ceiling; not tax the rich; and don't let us legalize weed?

Oh and help the US end their WARS on other nations and their people

Help the US rebuild their country while not destroying others in the process

Help the US get rid of the corporatocracy

Help US move forward towards a FREE Nation that doesn't need to depend on government oversight to rule over the masses

Educate people so that the government is not nessary

Invoke your first amendment and let this country know what you believe in.
I dont like your serious answer.

Posted by jdat on Jun-10-2011 20:33:

realize your IQ has just dropped. But that might be from hitting too hard on the pipe.

Posted by VDub on Jun-10-2011 20:36:

quote:
Originally posted by we_R_DNA
Help vote out these political fucks who want to raise the debt ceiling; not tax the rich; and don't let us legalize weed?

Oh and help the US end their WARS on other nations and their people

Help the US rebuild their country while not destroying others in the process

Help the US get rid of the corporatocracy

Help US move forward towards a FREE Nation that doesn't need to depend on government oversight to rule over the masses

Educate people so that the government is not nessary

Invoke your first amendment and let this country know what you believe in.

Commie...

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-10-2011 20:36:

Custom mudflaps for your 96 Dodge Neon.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jun-10-2011 20:37:

no more standing outside home depot for you!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-10-2011 20:38:

quote:
Originally posted by VDub
Commie...

How ecstatic were your ancestors when they found out that Canada didn't even have a fence?

Posted by Happymess on Jun-10-2011 20:40:

Expect every Mexican lady you know to try to get you to marry her daughter.

Posted by VDub on Jun-10-2011 20:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
How ecstatic were your ancestors when they found out that Canada didn't even have a fence?

I don't think they cared...

I'm first gen here...

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-10-2011 20:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Happymess
Expect every Mexican lady you know to try to get you to marry her daughter.

I dealt with this Moroccan towncar driver forever who always tried to set me up with his daughter. I think it was because I had a nice watch at the time. Regardless, they both had upper teeth like highway construction dividers.

Posted by Happymess on Jun-10-2011 20:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I dealt with this Moroccan towncar driver forever who always tried to set me up with his daughter. I think it was because I had a nice watch at the time. Regardless, they both had upper teeth like highway construction dividers.

I don't even like to visit my country of birth anymore. Ever since I got hips and a Canadian citizenship, the entire town tries to set me up with their son. And I mean complete strangers who come to my house bearing presents and asking for my hand in marriage.

They disgust me.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-10-2011 20:59:

Do you spit on them?

Do they keep it????

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Jun-10-2011 20:59:

just pretend until i roast the lamb my dear selma. michouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wallah jte le jure!

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Jun-10-2011 21:02:

To the welfare office my friend.

Posted by Happymess on Jun-10-2011 21:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Do you spit on them?

Do they keep it????

I take the presents first, and then spit on them.

They frame it.

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
michouiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii wallah jte le jure!

Don't speak to me in that tone of voice.

Posted by Lira on Jun-10-2011 21:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Happymess

I don't even like to visit my country of birth anymore. Ever since I got hips and a Canadian citizenship, the entire town tries to set me up with their son. And I mean complete strangers who come to my house bearing presents and asking for my hand in marriage.

Random marriage proposals are the best!

Happened twice to ma petite. Arranged marriages aren't unheard of in the Japanese colony, but they're quite rare nowadays. Still, some bloke she didn't know wanted to marry her when she was 16 or something, and even asked her mother if it was okay. Her mother, quite amused by this nuttery, asked her if she wanted to get married just to see what her reaction would be, and she obviously declined with the most perplexed look ever on her face. The other guy was a Peruvian friend who freaked out when he thought we had broken up... the guy's got to be popular with the ladies!

"Hi, I heard you broke up with your boyfriend, will you marry me?"

He was quite insistent though, and I'd be offended it it wasn't so random

Posted by infiniteJEST on Jun-10-2011 21:33:

Poor Renzo.

Posted by Lira on Jun-10-2011 21:38:

quote:
Originally posted by infiniteJEST
Poor Renzo.

The stories she tells about him are the best. He once wrote a letter (and sent it) to a girl he fancied saying that he lost his virginity in his late 20's and he was lousy with women (you don't say) and a non sequitur followed (I can't remember what it is, unfortunately). It's even better that he decided to share this information with more people so we can all be puzzled by the way his mind works.

He grew up in a boys-only school, or so we're told.

Posted by Domesticated on Jun-10-2011 21:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
He grew up in a boys-only school, or so we're told.

Is that strange to you? It's quite common in English-speaking countries.

Posted by Lira on Jun-10-2011 22:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Domesticated
Is that strange to you? It's quite common in English-speaking countries.

A bit, I figured these schools had already vanished ages ago. What strikes me as insanely strange, however, are his social skills... or lack thereof.

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