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Posted by Trance Nutter on Jun-17-2011 10:05:

Batshit insane has a new definition

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/...l-1226076252723

Posted by FuzzQi on Jun-17-2011 10:16:

par for the course

Posted by Happymess on Jun-17-2011 13:24:

I am decidedly not shocked by anything anymore..

Posted by stren on Jun-17-2011 14:12:

my kinda gal

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-17-2011 14:19:

You guys act as though this has never happened to you.

Posted by srussell0018 on Jun-17-2011 14:22:

I thought you were supposed to put them under your pillow and then the stillbirth fairy comes and leaves you a nickel? Sounds like she made a poor financial decision.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-17-2011 14:26:

That wasn't a nickel, it was a condom. You ate it anyway, didn't you?

Posted by srussell0018 on Jun-17-2011 14:36:

But I like go-gurt

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-17-2011 14:38:

Yet again you are mistaken. The go-gurt fairy comes when you leave milk beneath your pillow for 2 weeks.

Posted by srussell0018 on Jun-17-2011 14:41:

But I thought home made go-gurt was always made inside of condoms This whole situation is becoming confusing

Moral of the story: Don't eat anything under your pillow.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-17-2011 14:45:

I once had sex with a girl on this fat girl's bed while she was at work. An unopened can of baked beans rolled out from beneath her pillow. I tell no lie.

Posted by srussell0018 on Jun-17-2011 14:48:

WELL WERE THEY BUSH'S?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-17-2011 14:51:

I'm not sure, the lights were off. But they were good.

Posted by srussell0018 on Jun-17-2011 14:52:

Did your mate's vagina also function as a can opener?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-17-2011 14:57:

Did you think piercings were for looks?

Posted by srussell0018 on Jun-17-2011 14:59:

I always thought they were a scalp massager.

Posted by The17sss on Jun-17-2011 15:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I once had sex with a girl on this fat girl's bed while she was at work. An unopened can of baked beans rolled out from beneath her pillow. I tell no lie.

please tell me this really happened.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-17-2011 15:14:

Trout's honour.

We were watching Evil Dead 2 when things began to kind of fog over, pretty soon we were reaching around for a condom somewhere (it was her friend's bed, she knew she had some, somewhere) and I lift a pillow up. Beenz.

Posted by srussell0018 on Jun-17-2011 15:19:

Sometimes you get hungry at night. Nothing more convenient and satiating than a can of cold beans.

Posted by The17sss on Jun-17-2011 15:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Trout's honour.

We were watching Evil Dead 2 when things began to kind of fog over, pretty soon we were reaching around for a condom somewhere (it was her friend's bed, she knew she had some, somewhere) and I lift a pillow up. Beenz.

Did the fat chick find out that you discovered her secret stash? And if so, how did she explain herself?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-17-2011 15:24:

It probably wasn't her secret stash.

But our sexcapades were secretive for so long because we worked together. Ah man, this thread is gay.

Posted by The17sss on Jun-17-2011 15:26:

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-17-2011 15:28:

Is that so he could get away with working at Taco Bell without a net?

Posted by stren on Jun-17-2011 15:36:

also, was that Frenchie ?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jun-17-2011 15:41:

Well that'd be a Shyamalanesque tweest.

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