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Tiesto University - now targetting little kiddies
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| Originally posted by TIESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOO �I�m very excited to announce my College Invasion Tour,� Ti�sto says. �It provides a way for me to bring my show to new parts of the continent and to a new generation of music fans. American and Canadian college students have always played an important role in the development of musical acts and genres. I hope that this tour helps to establish dance music in the same way.� |
This is all very important!
Eh... this music has always appealed to the youngest kids.
Kids that were into rock/metal/emo are now into dubstep/brostep. Dubstep did not take away from the normal population of kids that like house/trance.....they just added to the overall scene. Big reason why electronic music is so big right now.
he's probably just trolling for a new g/f... wasn't his last ho like 18 yrs old? is he still hitting that shit or did she get too old for his tastes?
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| Originally posted by Neonbeats Kids that were into rock/metal/emo are now into dubstep/brostep. Dubstep did not take away from the normal population of kids that like house/trance.....they just added to the overall scene. Big reason why electronic music is so big right now. |
Re: Tiesto University - now targetting little kiddies
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| Originally posted by Dj Pluviose http://www.tiestouniversity.com/ So apparently he is targetting (selling out) to more college students (little kids) and high school kids (jailbait) to attract these people to his "BEST DJ IN THE WARLD EXPERIENCE!" I doubt they would be interested since most kids nowadays are into Dubstep. |
Smart move on his part. Although the thread title made it out as if he was opening a school to learn how to DJ
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| �Ti�sto's Club Life College Invasion Tour� offers a new generation of fans the opportunity to witness one of the most legendary experiences in today�s live music world. Current college students may have missed Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd and the Rolling Stones, but they now have the opportunity to experience the world�s biggest DJ in their own back yard. |
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Re: Tiesto University - now targetting little kiddies
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| Originally posted by Dj Pluviose http://www.tiestouniversity.com/ So apparently he is targetting (selling out) to more college students (little kids) and high school kids (jailbait) to attract these people to his "BEST DJ IN THE WARLD EXPERIENCE!" I doubt they would be interested since most kids nowadays are into Dubstep. |
thei like E?
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| Originally posted by denys envy he's probably just trolling for a new g/f... wasn't his last ho like 18 yrs old? is he still hitting that shit or did she get too old for his tastes? |
all this white girls at big clob.
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| "BEST DJ IN THE WARLD EXPERIENCE!" |
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| Originally posted by Omar Little |
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| Originally posted by Redd thei like E? |
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| Originally posted by Neonbeats Kids that were into rock/metal/emo are now into dubstep/brostep |
jesus, leave this guy alone. tiesto is already so uninteresting that this thread has not even produced one post in his defense.
i don't even think he is in charge of himself anymore. he "goes with the flow", which means someone decides his schedule for him. we will soon see him fall mysteriously ill only to be miraculously cured the next day. guess what: he wasn't cured -- he was cloned. the old Tijs became too smart and tried to change the game, tried to rewrite a few subclauses in the contract and give himself some leeway with touring dates, celebrity appearances, other superstar shiet, etc. the boys upstairs were having none of that. so they replaced him. it has been done before: it is much easier to give an icon a face and keep that plastered face repeating itself over and over, showing up in the same places over and over again, jesus-posing in the correct manner, etc. so we could easily imagine a tiesto farm (or factory, whatever image you like better) that keeps all this bullshit going. dj school? fuck dj school. djs barely have enough time to find music. who da flip is gonna spend time in class learning to count to 4 (or 32) along with 400 other people and then wave their certificate of authenticity (it states craftily at the bottom of the certificate, "John Smithesto is given the honorary title of Tijs 2nd Class for being able to count to 32 consistently and effectively" in really small print, "no guarantee of beatmatching. employ at your own risk. check our postgraduates for applied track selection/flow theory and advanced counting techniques!") at the club owner of their choice to get that gig? club owners, unfortunately, have no head for numbers that low. "32?-- get the fuck out of here. the smallest number occupying my head is 20000. any number less than 20000 is not worth my time. i got promoters for that shit."
keep the image of farmed tiest0rs in your head. let it ripen. and then read this: i hope tiesto flips out. i hope Tijs one day snaps at everyone in the boardroom -- scratch that, he probably never sees the boardroom -- i hope he snaps at everyone in general, stops picking up calls, tells his fans to leave him in peace/fuck off, and brings this entire industry to its knees. i hope he calls in every favour he has ever accumulated to stop this garbage college business. and then i hope he goes to live with Goa Gil, abandons him for being too set in his ways/commercial, & starts his own cult/something else more interesting (like selling goddamn seashells or something). any celebrity who has ever snapped and endangered their career deserves all of our respect.
then he'll have some peace. i mean this seriously. otherwise he's not even a person anymore. people have (arguably) free will. Tiest0r does not. Tiesto is not even a goddamn name -- it's a logo.
edit: i just realized that the op was about a new tour of colleges, not a new tiesto school for up-and-coming producers/djs.
in Toronto, there are dj schools cropping up and the advertising is appearing on walls. a Tiesto school is not so far-fetched, if you think about it.
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| Originally posted by pozz jesus, leave this guy alone. tiesto is already so uninteresting that this thread has not even produced one post in his defense. i don't even think he is in charge of himself anymore. he "goes with the flow", which means someone decides his schedule for him. we will soon see him fall mysteriously ill only to be miraculously cured the next day. guess what: he wasn't cured -- he was cloned. the old Tijs became too smart and tried to change the game, tried to rewrite a few subclauses in the contract and give himself some leeway with touring dates, celebrity appearances, other superstar shiet, etc. the boys upstairs were having none of that. so they replaced him. it has been done before: it is much easier to give an icon a face and keep that plastered face repeating itself over and over, showing up in the same places over and over again, jesus-posing in the correct manner, etc. so we could easily imagine a tiesto farm (or factory, whatever image you like better) that keeps all this bullshit going. dj school? fuck dj school. djs barely have enough time to find music. who da flip is gonna spend time in class learning to count to 4 (or 32) along with 400 other people and then wave their certificate of authenticity (it states craftily at the bottom of the certificate, "John Smithesto is given the honorary title of Tijs 2nd Class for being able to count to 32 consistently and effectively" in really small print, "no guarantee of beatmatching. employ at your own risk. check our postgraduates for applied track selection/flow theory and advanced counting techniques!") at the club owner of their choice to get that gig? club owners, unfortunately, have no head for numbers that low. "32?-- get the fuck out of here. the smallest number occupying my head is 20000. any number less than 20000 is not worth my time. i got promoters for that shit." keep the image of farmed tiest0rs in your head. let it ripen. and then read this: i hope tiesto flips out. i hope Tijs one day snaps at everyone in the boardroom -- scratch that, he probably never sees the boardroom -- i hope he snaps at everyone in general, stops picking up calls, tells his fans to leave him in peace/fuck off, and brings this entire industry to its knees. i hope he calls in every favour he has ever accumulated to stop this garbage college business. and then i hope he goes to live with Goa Gil, abandons him for being too set in his ways/commercial, & starts his own cult/something else more interesting (like selling goddamn seashells or something). any celebrity who has ever snapped and endangered their career deserves all of our respect. then he'll have some peace. i mean this seriously. otherwise he's not even a person anymore. people have (arguably) free will. Tiest0r does not. Tiesto is not even a goddamn name -- it's a logo. edit: i just realized that the op was about a new tour of colleges, not a new tiesto school for up-and-coming producers/djs. in Toronto, there are dj schools cropping up and the advertising is appearing on walls. a Tiesto school is not so far-fetched, if you think about it. |
if nothing else the guy has a great marketing team and good advisors. i don't care for his music or his tactics but i can't with much honesty say i would turn down the same opportunities.
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| Originally posted by anomalies damn now this was the fucking game back then! |
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| Originally posted by nefardec Eh... this music has always appealed to the youngest kids. |
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