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Posted by UrbanNinja on Jul-07-2011 08:08:

Has Djing gotten you laid?

Yeah man as the titles says. Some of you have some residencies i see, ever get lucky with one of the girls and went past first base?

Posted by knowhope on Jul-08-2011 02:01:

If someone answers, are you trying to fantasize IT happening to you?

Posted by UrbanNinja on Jul-08-2011 03:00:

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Originally posted by knowhope
If someone answers, are you trying to fantasize IT happening to you?

yes

Posted by chewy dragee on Jul-08-2011 06:49:

I was once DJing in club bedroom spinnin some Barry White'n shit, next thing I know this left hand started feeling me up...

*BAM* Twas an epic night.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jul-08-2011 07:03:

Trance DJing will never get you laid unless you like topless roid heads or the slags they associate with.

If you have a time control mechanism you could go back to 97 or so build up a name in Trance and get laid by some hot euro chicks by the turn of the millennium, start playing prog, breaks and minimal at just the right times to keep up your supply of disco minge.

Take strong antibiotics with you though.

Best luck.

Posted by Quazar on Jul-08-2011 09:31:

Just go DJ at a college house party and drop in "Like a G6" and maybe a Rihanna song with a 4/4 beat and you'll do fine.

Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Jul-11-2011 20:34:

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Originally posted by Quazar
Just go DJ at a college house party and drop in "Like a G6" and maybe a Rihanna song with a 4/4 beat and you'll do fine.

qouted for accuracy

Posted by itsamemario on Jul-16-2011 15:39:

yes

Posted by dj rabid on Jul-20-2011 00:45:

Dj'ing has gotten me drunk loaded and laid.

Posted by dj rabid on Jul-24-2011 16:49:

Djing's gotten my some blue balls last night.

Posted by Marcus007 on Jul-25-2011 22:16:

yes

ultimate pick up tool

Posted by orTof�nChiLd on Jul-26-2011 04:48:

djing has gotten me the hottest girls ever

Posted by Nemesis44 on Jul-26-2011 21:51:

Yes it has. Absolutely loads! Too much in fact.

The one thing I would say is that you should always take precautions though. No glove, no love.

I have seen quite a few people I started DJing with go down with HIV and die, that said most people who get HIV these days don't die at the same rate that they used to.

The other thing I would say is that you should use the getting laid as a DJ ability sparingly because if you don't then you will almost find yourself getting numb to the whole idea of intimacy, it just stops meaning anything.

Cheers
Nem

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jul-27-2011 00:32:

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Originally posted by Nemesis44
Yes it has. Absolutely loads! Too much in fact.

The one thing I would say is that you should always take precautions though. No glove, no love.

I have seen quite a few people I started DJing with go down with HIV and die, that said most people who get HIV these days don't die at the same rate that they used to.

The other thing I would say is that you should use the getting laid as a DJ ability sparingly because if you don't then you will almost find yourself getting numb to the whole idea of intimacy, it just stops meaning anything.

Cheers
Nem

Your sig is about anal sex...

Posted by Tony Morello on Jul-30-2011 01:17:

when i used to play the big top 40 bar here in calgary, i'd go home with one or 2 girls every week, i made out like a bandit, it got old though because there wasn't any challenge to it, fun yes but as nem mentioned, you get numb to the whole thing

Posted by meriter on Jul-30-2011 03:54:

Tony man I'm a huge fan of your work with Rage Against the Machine.

Posted by Nemesis44 on Aug-21-2011 09:34:

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Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
Your sig is about anal sex...

Oddly enough we are aware of this... but it's also a VST compressor.

Posted by Teezdalien on Aug-21-2011 09:46:

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Originally posted by meriter
Tony man I'm a huge fan of your work with Rage Against the Machine.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Aug-21-2011 13:35:

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Originally posted by Nemesis44
Oddly enough we are aware of this... but it's also a VST compressor.

Have you ever got poo on your willy? Takes the shine off.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Aug-21-2011 16:41:

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Originally posted by CalvP
Yours shines? you must be polishing...ah i can't even be bothered finishing that joke

Sure. Unlike most guys I moisturise it. I cannot begin to tell you the benefits I have gained since doing so.

Men respect me more, women want to listen to my opinions and give me the eye everywhere I got. I lost weight, gained 2" in height and became the local chancellor of arts.

This all happened within about 3 weeks of moisturizing my cock with Garnier Aftersun Lotion (Blue Bottle)

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Aug-21-2011 21:46:

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Originally posted by CalvP
I admire you, i really do! you obviously have a firm grip on your sexuality. So many man have fallen down the slippery slope; having to stop using moisturiser through embarrassment & shame, not realising the power they possessed in their hands.

This issue has been building & building with no end in sight. It's time we men made a stand! each & everyone one us should phone QVC (ask for debbie) & order that bottle of Garnier cock butter today.

I have setup the "liberating men from friction burn" facebook page & i implore you to join. The guilt can be so hard on men, so we're here for you

Once they see the results they wonder why they didn't do it sooner.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Aug-21-2011 23:41:

I got arrested for throwing a glass from the booth onto a punter's head and got raped in jail.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Aug-22-2011 00:21:

Actually it happened in the chow line. He got my starfish, but not my sloppy joe.

Posted by itsamemario on Aug-23-2011 15:31:

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Originally posted by CalvP

I didn't see the soap right away, so I was trying to figure out where he shot the missile from for the longest time.

Posted by itsamemario on Aug-23-2011 16:43:

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Originally posted by CalvP

hehe