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Posted by AnotherWay83 on Jul-12-2011 23:43:

hot chix - do they fart

does anyone here know if hot chix so much as fart, let alone take dumps? i know that regular chix like jennypie can stink up entire buildings with their bodily emissions, and occasionally even choke the sewage systems of major cities but i've never even met someone that had heard of a hot chic farting or shitting, they must really not do those things hence the hotness.

what do you think.

Posted by Alex on Jul-12-2011 23:45:

I think 70s boobs are a lot different than current boobs.

Posted by DJ RANN on Jul-12-2011 23:49:

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Jul-12-2011 23:55:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RANN

cool story but it doesn't prove anything since we can't tell from that alone if she's a hot chic or not.

Posted by Ted Promo on Jul-12-2011 23:57:

I've found that any girl, no matter the magnitude of attractiveness will commit to a healthy expunging of flatulence when thrown abruptly against a reliant wall with an icy grip around her throat and a determined stare into her eyes.

Just let her know you love her deeply and this will come.

Posted by Ygrene on Jul-13-2011 00:00:

I think my wife's hot and she farted directly on my head once. Also, Brooke Shields farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

Posted by Ted Promo on Jul-13-2011 00:02:

Your wife farts a lot when we race shopping carts.

Posted by Tasty Onions on Jul-13-2011 00:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Ted Promo
Your wife farts a lot when we race shopping carts.

Posted by Ygrene on Jul-13-2011 00:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Ted Promo
Your wife farts a lot when we race shopping carts.

She's always like that around anything that remotely resembles a cage.

Posted by corjay9 on Jul-13-2011 00:12:

No their assholes smell like roses.

Posted by AnotherWay83 on Jul-13-2011 00:17:

quote:
Originally posted by corjay9
No their assholes smell like roses.

i can attest to this.

Posted by igottaknow on Jul-13-2011 01:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
She's always like that around anything that remotely resembles a cage.

that was funny, you should show it to your wife

Posted by jupiterone on Jul-13-2011 01:13:

in hot girls the gas simply builds up in their bodies. it then ferments and thickens over the years until it creates a molasses-like substance of farts. afterwards that consistency hardens and hardens over time until her collection of farts becomes a rare and lucrative diamond like gem that they poop out and sell to pawn shops

Posted by knowhope on Jul-13-2011 01:22:

I'm watching "Sex: The Annabel Chong Story" documentary. I'm wondering if she ever farted during that 10 hours of fucking 300 men.
Man juice, sweat, fart. Fucking dirt shiet mang...

Edit: Scratch that, Annabel isn't hot.

Posted by Tasty Onions on Jul-13-2011 01:35:

quote:
Originally posted by James Joyce
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora�s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night.

http://mikeypizzle.com/post/1073971...ers-to-his-wife

Posted by Renzo on Jul-13-2011 01:46:

That really was the worst part of Ulysses.

Posted by Tasty Onions on Jul-13-2011 01:48:

Posted by Lira on Jul-13-2011 01:48:

No, they eliminate the fart-like sub-products of their digestion by the sole of their feet, hence the impression that they levitate and hover around all the time.

Posted by kadomony on Jul-13-2011 01:58:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIYySjIyy_I

Posted by igottaknow on Jul-13-2011 02:38:

Posted by saluyamo on Jul-13-2011 04:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Tasty Onions
http://mikeypizzle.com/post/1073971...ers-to-his-wife

Posted by Lira on Jul-13-2011 05:00:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ RANN

Something similar happened to me when I was a teenager.

Couldn't stop laughing then, can't stop laughing now.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-13-2011 07:07:

Farts are awesome. I don't understand how anyone could think they aren't

Posted by stren on Jul-13-2011 07:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
I think my wife's hot and she farted directly on my head once. Also, Brooke Shields farted on the set of Blue Lagoon.

I hear it still can be smelled on that set

Posted by FuzzQi on Jul-13-2011 08:31:

Yes, especially the vegan "hot chix"

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