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this has happened to me twice now
and i'm not gonna take it anymore 
sometime back i was goin down on a chic and just as i finished and was comin back up, i noticed one tiny strand of poop (yes literally it was a STRAND of poop, about 3 millimeters in diameter) comin out of her bumhole. i was like WTF i mean i didn't say it out loud but it kinda grossed me out.
last night doin this chic doggy style and i dont know why but i just started to focus on her bum instead of thinkin of random shit like i normally do while engaged in such activities, and then i saw not one but TWO strands (yes again they were strands) of poop emanating SIMULTANEOUSLY from her butt, curling up as they made their exit. they must've been about 1 cm in length by the time i noticed them and i instantly had to pull out, it was just too gross to go on.
she was totally surprised and kept asking me "whats wrong? is everything OK? you can tell me ANYthing. are you OK? tell me whats wrong" i stuttered and dilly-dallied abt for a couple minutes but i couldn't get myself to tell her to go wipe her bum, i knew it would just break her heart if i did. anyway i told her "um sometimes i just can't cum" and left it at that.
funny thing is just a short while earlier she was like "can i trust you? i mean can i REALLY trust you? i love anal...i really do i dont know why". at first i was like JACKPOT! but now i'm having second thoughts.
has anyone had similar experiences here.
Ugh god wtf.
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| Originally posted by Miss Pie Ugh god wtf. |
Eeeerrmmm.......... no.
The more people talk about these things the less likely it is they've actually happened.
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery The more people talk about these things the less likely it is they've actually happened. |
'k
This sounds so off the wall crazy funny that I should pay more attention to you....GO ON!
are you fuckin srs?
I wonder if this thread would have funnier replies on /b/
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| Originally posted by netroM I wonder if this thread would have funnier replies on /b/ |
WTF is a strand of shit?! Were these chicks on a high celery diet or something?
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| Originally posted by Ygrene WTF is a strand of shit?! Were these chicks on a high celery diet or something? |
Re: this has happened to me twice now
Re: this has happened to me twice now
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| Originally posted by AnotherWay83 and i'm not gonna take it anymore sometime back i was goin down on a chic and just as i finished and was comin back up, i noticed one tiny strand of poop (yes literally it was a STRAND of poop, about 3 millimeters in diameter) comin out of her bumhole. i was like WTF i mean i didn't say it out loud but it kinda grossed me out. last night doin this chic doggy style and i dont know why but i just started to focus on her bum instead of thinkin of random shit like i normally do while engaged in such activities, and then i saw not one but TWO strands (yes again they were strands) of poop emanating SIMULTANEOUSLY from her butt, curling up as they made their exit. they must've been about 1 cm in length by the time i noticed them and i instantly had to pull out, it was just too gross to go on. she was totally surprised and kept asking me "whats wrong? is everything OK? you can tell me ANYthing. are you OK? tell me whats wrong" i stuttered and dilly-dallied abt for a couple minutes but i couldn't get myself to tell her to go wipe her bum, i knew it would just break her heart if i did. anyway i told her "um sometimes i just can't cum" and left it at that. funny thing is just a short while earlier she was like "can i trust you? i mean can i REALLY trust you? i love anal...i really do i dont know why". at first i was like JACKPOT! but now i'm having second thoughts. has anyone had similar experiences here. |
Milk, Milk
Lemonade
Round the Corner
Fudge is Made
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_-WYMBvU30&feature=youtube_gdata_player
just fart near her. and by near her i mean rip it big time right beside her
if all goes well and you guys laugh about it. quickly follow up "wipe your ass before we fuck plz"
problem = solved
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seUw...be_gdata_player
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| Originally posted by r5a just fart near her. and by near her i mean rip it big time right beside her if all goes well and you guys laugh about it. quickly follow up "wipe your ass before we fuck plz" problem = solved |
It sounds like the problem isn't that she forgot to wipe, it's that she was actually crapping tiny turds while they had sex.
That's how I read it anyway. Barf.
Well, anyWAY... Now you know that females not only fart but they defecate also and apparently they do it during sex (never has happened to me) but I have to ask if this is your second time this happened to you then why did you make that Thread? Unless, you have been having fornication with ugly females.
Don't feel bad I have a few under my belt when I was young.
Maybe it wasn't shit. Maybe she has worms.
Anal worms, eh? Much more palatable scenario. 
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