http://www.bash.org/ <--- Funny IRC logs

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Posted by Scottaculous on Aug-20-2002 00:39:

http://www.bash.org/ <--- Funny IRC logs

Examples:
<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full)
<@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven!

<@factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
<@factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.

http://www.bash.org/

Site is a bit slow though.

Posted by whiskers on Aug-20-2002 13:00:

mwahaha, that's some great reading material!

Posted by whiskers on Aug-21-2002 03:33:

OMFG, i browsed some more, and i have to say THANK YOU, MAN!!!!!! that is the funniest webpage i've ever seen! EVER!!! so LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! OMFG!!!!!!!!

Posted by Scottaculous on Aug-21-2002 13:13:

I'm cracking up myself.

More exerpts!
#25778 +(6)- [X]
<@kisama_> THANK YOU WIGGLY
<@kisama_> I <3 YOU
<@Swish> you "less than three" him?
<@kisama_> please.
<@kisama_> it's an emoticon...turn your head sideways kthx
<@kisama_> i thought you were hardcore.
<@Swish> apparently not that hardcore.
<@Swish> but I guess it depends if you're left or right handed.
<@kisama_> well E> is flat
<@Swish> it could be a mean, hateful face with evil eyebrows...
<@Swish> or it could be some broken-assed glasses with a mischevous smirk.
<@kisama_> OR IT COULD BE A HEART
<@kisama_> LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SEES IT AS
<@kisama_> weirdo.

* hotwetlilgurl13 is now known as MrPinky
<@Strawberry-Holocaust> .... damn dude I was gonna pm u for a second there

ROFL!!

Posted by Hi-Voltage on Aug-22-2002 22:28:

ROFL!
that's a good one too>
Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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Whoops

Posted by Noisician on Aug-25-2002 02:57:

< GaeMan> Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.
< chirpet> I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the implication.
< chirpet> I am nice to everyone.
< chirpet> Always.
< chirpet> So shut up.
< chirpet> pigfu�ker.

< Goku> :O
< kepler> hold that face goku
*kepler unzips
*aegis runs away

< blazemore> omg i love this song
< blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
< Javi>yeah, that's a bad ass song

< @Toilet> you suck
< Bundy> you swallow
< @Toilet> hell, you gargle

< blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted

< TTX> How do I change my name in here?...
< Naoki> type /nick yournick
*** TTX is now known as yournick

< Korben> tits
< darkraZor> yes, tits
< Soopa> i agree
< darkraZor> ...indeed

< Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
< Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck

< rewben> wh00t, i made online fax server yo
< rewben> it even w0rkz
< m0f73> @)!!!!!
< m0f73> theres no h in w00t

< Geothermal> too many kitties in my life
< Kashan> masturbate more
< Geothermal> that's your solution to everything damn it
< Geothermal> "Just keep whackin' Geo!"
< Geothermal> well I'm tired of that kinda attitude

< LkTruth1> I am the most intelligence person in this channel.

< RadiX> I had a thought
< Isando> Wow it must have come as a surprise to you.
< RadiX> at first I thought it was a headache.. I wasn't sure what it was

<@n30> my "m" key is broken
<@renetiq> evidently.

<@SYch0> fuck
<@SYch0> this is gonna be harder than i thought
<@BlackDeth> are you looking for your penis again

< superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
< GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
< superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
< GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

excellent site

Posted by Drifter on Aug-25-2002 09:40:

what the fuck is wtf

Posted by whiskers on Aug-25-2002 15:59:

quote:
Originally posted by thewarpbrothers
what the fuck is wtf

RTFM!

what does RTFM mean???
RTFM!

Posted by Tiesto on Aug-25-2002 21:11:

quote:

(Mutiny) Atarax: you ate a americum disk from a smoke detector?
(Atarax) Mutiny: yeah
(Mutiny) Atarax: why?
(Atarax) Mutiny: I thought it would give me special powers.
(Mutiny) Atarax: what did it do to you?
(Atarax) Mutiny: well, it didn't give me any special powers, but it didn't kill me either
(Atarax) Darwin must be spinning in his grave
(Atarax) "why is that fuck still alive"

Posted by Sand Leaper on Aug-28-2002 17:46:

More here:

quote:
(@atarax) People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything.

Some might be offended by this....

quote:
< Kayne > man, i should take this vibrating monkey out of my ass... it's starting to affect my typing

WTF??!!!

quote:
< Blaxthos > any fat bitches with inner beauty wanna chat ?

How low can you go....

quote:

< Fiction > man, I LOVE Sigue Sigue Sputnik so MUCH!!!!
< Fiction > they're almost as good as Catholic Discipline
< MaCk > then why don't you marry it
< Fiction > cause I want to marry you, Mack
< MaCk > ewh
<[enki]> I think you had that one coming, Mack.
<[enki]> Besides, I told you he'd get the wrong impression if you sent him those chocolates.
* Fiction makes moon eyes at mack
* [enki] shakes his head.
<[enki]> I knew this would happen.
* Fiction writes bad poetry about his love for mack
* [enki] preps the firehose.
* Fiction buys a harley and a tshirt that says: "if you can read this, Mack fell off" on the back
< Fiction > someday I'll buy you a cubic-zirconium ring and we can move to a trailer in Rock Springs Wyoming
< Fiction > we'll be so happy!
<[enki]> And you'll drive a 78 Camaro to work.
< Fiction > YEAH!
< Fiction > only "work" is hanging out at the local high school selling crank to teenagers
< MaCk > SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
< MaCk > someone is going to die
< Fiction > and mack can learn how to make casseroles with potato chips in them
<[enki]> And get denim fringe jackets.
< Fiction > and we'll drink coors
< MaCk > I hate you guys
< Fiction > cheer up, I'll get some real wood panelling to put up in our trailer
< Fiction > or at least I'll tell you it's real
< Fiction > and we'll live on food stamps but have 300 channels of DirectTV
< MaCk > I hate you all
< Fiction > c'mon baby, you're hot with a capital HO!
<[enki]> LOL
*** MaCk has quit IRC

ROFL!What a comeback!!!!

Posted by olleman on Aug-28-2002 20:43:

Sand Leaper always had good taste

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Aug-30-2002 21:34:

when i read this i honestly started laughing my ass off!!!

* Xian just heard a loud bang outside
[Xian] OMG The pizza boy hit our car
[Valv] WHAT?
[Boko] Is the pizza okay!?!?'

Posted by Hi-Voltage on Aug-30-2002 22:08:

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Sep-01-2002 05:06:

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!
but isn't that privacy invasion????

Posted by Magimaster on Sep-01-2002 06:29:

Posted by whiskers on Sep-01-2002 13:49:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
when i read this i honestly started laughing my ass off!!!

* Xian just heard a loud bang outside
[Xian] OMG The pizza boy hit our car
[Valv] WHAT?
[Boko] Is the pizza okay!?!?'

OK, that definitely goes along with this one:

what the fuck
i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
brbrb

the pizza one is fucking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Uplifter on Sep-01-2002 20:23:

that website is hilairious cheers!

Posted by whiskers on Sep-02-2002 04:04:

all right, you know what else is funny? going to #geekissues on EFnet...

i went there and some dude started mentioning how he hated his sisters and he tried to sell them on ebay and then someone mentioned he had 1 1/2 sister (one half-sister) but we started joking about which half it is and then somebody else told a story about how some dude had sex with his 4yo sister in 3rd grade and we basically got on his ass and danced and OMFG was it hilarious...

OMFG, i so wish #tranceaddict and #geekissues were on the same server or something...