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Jonny boy, Jonny boy (FAO: Jon the Dentist) [now with chops!]

See, with web browsers there's this thing called a "cache," so even if you delete your silly little thread, I can go back and save all your sad and hilarious antics for everyone to see. I especially like your threatening little edit in one of your posts:

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Utter twats! Like I would ever need your advice- it was an utterly shit mix obviously and yet still you bought into it! Hilarious! I don't need uk gold tonight after this- mind your backs girls ..... I haven't finished ....you want this to be personal - you're out of your league, you wait till the next trick....

We'll be watching, surely!

Anyway, full "Kitten mix" thread for anyone interested:

http://jbj.raceriv.com/goofy/kitten1.html
http://jbj.raceriv.com/goofy/kitten2.html

I love you jon. you're not alone. Mind if I give your discogs pic a little makeover?

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Originally posted by nefardec I love you jon. you're not alone.

Somebody should set Jon the Dentist up with chola.

this one better not get locked.

most entertaining cock smear to wander into mordor in months.

Pwned!

In case there's any doubt you want to shed that the mix isn't yours, there was your failure to completely erase the Meta-Data.



There are numerous downloads of the file, with said Meta Data, so it's confirmed that it's not something someone, other than you, put in there.



A little back-story for the uninitiated:

About a week or so, ago, jonthedentist started a thread in DJ Promotion whereupon it was asked of him to furnish a customary track-list. Being a big-time producer/DJ, a long time ago, jon didn't feel like the provision of such a list suited the artistic image he had for it. In what is likely the most awkward plea for artistic license I've read, this year, he maintained that track-lists aren't required for listening when one goes to a club or a rave and that providing one impugns the sensibility with which one should appreciate the hackneyed, improperly matched, bass-line swaps, poorly executed in his 1 hour, two-minute, and 33 second genre-flopping mismatch, he calls trance.

When the errors of his thinking were pointed out, by Zyklon-Jay and SYSTEM-J among others, instead of copping to the omission, jon compounded matters by insisting that he was better than anyone else and anyone who thought otherwise was insulting him and disrupting the thread. At this point, jon starts flinging a series of insults and rapidly self-disclosing, to include the fact he teaches math to fifteen year-olds.

Hilarity ensues as jon reveals how his acuity with mental gymnastics renders him completely obdurate to any criticism, what-so-ever, as it becomes quite clear that this is not a person any parent should feel comfortable about trusting to care for, let alone teach, their children. At some point the supply of cocaine ran dry and quite possibly the most lucid decision jon has made in the past ten years came to pass when he deleted the 7+ page (at 11 posts per) thread.

Yesterday, I noticed this, posted in Music Discussion:

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Originally posted by lucy_kitten YES - ME! where do i post a mix for you boys to hear? x

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...12&pagenumber=6

Noting the similarities with one of Jon's first posts, here:

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Originally posted by jonthedentist Me - may as well say that seeings as everyone says I've got a big ego!

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...12&pagenumber=1

Apparently, jon felt that female impersonation was the best way to redeem himself. Having listened to the mix, I'm left with the assumption that it was jon's strategy to "trick" us into believing that we were listening to a female, beginner DJ who, judging by jon's own mad deck skills, would put each of us in a state of awe as well as shame. Before anyone of us could develop an attachment that would ultimately lead to physical consummation, jon would have pulled the rug out from under our feet by unmasking himself and thus redeeming his otherwise savaged credibility as a competent DJ.

This, however, did not come to pass.

Total random, checking in!

This would probably work better in dj promo

Or someone could shoot Jon a PM.

Or someone could shoot Jon.

Trying to have a rational conversation with this guy is like pulling teeth.

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Originally posted by zakquiney Trying to have a rational conversation with this guy is like pulling teeth.

i like the vein you've tapped into.


moar JTD puns plz

Lucy Joseph? You'd have thought he could have at least picked a better name

jonthepenis

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Originally posted by ziptnf Lucy Joseph? You'd have thought he could have at least picked a better name

HELLO DEAR FREIND MY NAME IS LUCY JOSEPH. RECENTLY MY VERY WEALTHY SOVEREIGHN UNCLE PAST AWAY AND LEFT MY FAMILY HIS FORTUNE OF 36 MILLIAN AMERICAN DOLLARS. NOT FORTUNATELY HIS HOLDINGS ARE HELD IN A STATE OF ESCROW WHILE THE COURT FINDS CONFIRMATION OF DEEDS AND HOLDINGS...

Exactly

Maybe that's going to be Jon's next devious trick! He'll take all our money with a 419 scheme.

DJ Promo is a big cavity without the Lucy Thread

Hope this thread will get him to bite.

I'd rather be gassed and raped than listen to his next offering.

Amidoinitrite?

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Originally posted by nefardec Hope this thread will get him to bite.

Did anyone shoot him a PM? I'm pretty sure he knows about this forum but...

He hasn't popped in yet.

His wiki page definitely needed a good edit for such a high profile dj!

lol. he is all over the internet.

http://www.matthardwick.com/forums/...ead.php?t=39438

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Originally posted by Comrade Stalin His wiki page definitely needed a good edit for such a high profile dj! http://www.finance.com/jonthedentist.jpg

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