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Posted by -FSP- on Aug-28-2011 11:40:

Women love vampires, but why do they ignore the best one? Blade.

Ok, so I guess they like that brad pitt guy in 'interview' and edward in 'twilight' but i don't think they go ga ga for BLADE. He is just better than them period. So would you date Blade if you are a lady?

I guess gay dudes love vampires too, so why not go gay for Blade?

I'd assume that all the ladies would go for Blade but they don't. So shout outs to you, Blade.



When guys go out in the mall, and we see a hawt girl with Edward, we scratch our heads because he ain't cool period. That's when they get salty but they will never show this because showing emotion is gay if you are a straight male (but full guard bjj is ok). If they see Blade with a hot girl, we just see that is the natural order of things: someone who is cooler than you is getting the girl and that's ok.


Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Aug-28-2011 12:50:

Re: Women love vampires, but why do they ignore the best one? Blade.

It's because blade does not pay taxes.


Posted by bananas on Aug-28-2011 14:43:

it's because he doesn't sparkle in sunlight


Posted by Spam on Aug-28-2011 14:44:

Because he won't support his kids.


Posted by meriter on Aug-28-2011 14:50:

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/9/9/


Posted by nchs09 on Aug-28-2011 15:09:

Twiligt hair jokes are fun to make.


Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Aug-28-2011 17:25:

It is because you are what we call a "non pussy getting fag"


Posted by EddieZilker on Aug-28-2011 17:32:

If you think about it, this thread is like a vampire that nobody wants to fuck, either.











Because it sucks.


Posted by knowhope on Aug-28-2011 17:54:


Posted by Darkarbiter on Aug-29-2011 04:38:

because he's totally 2 dimensional, and it's just an action movie(don't get me wrong I like action movies).

Do you find blade attractive? Why the fuck should women? (and because they're straight or bisexual is not a valid answer)


Posted by bigjimslade002 on Aug-29-2011 04:47:

same reason Patrick Bateman doesent like Huey Lewis And The News.Hes too black.


Posted by Lira on Aug-29-2011 05:20:

It's not vampires that women like. They fancy the idea of having mythical creatures fighting over... well, them!

I'm not sure we'd complain if mermaids and members of the SNSD battled for our attention, even though we all know they're just products of our imagination


Posted by Banora on Aug-29-2011 05:42:

I thought Frost was attractive.


Posted by itsamemario on Aug-29-2011 11:19:

Blade's not a vampire, he's a dhampir, or Daywalker if you'd like.


Posted by shaw on Aug-29-2011 12:22:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
Blade's not a vampire, he's a dhampir, or Daywalker if you'd like.



Posted by VAR on Aug-29-2011 12:42:

Blade is a guy flick- people getting killed, etc
twilight is a chick flick- all mushy-gushy and stuff.


Posted by itsamemario on Aug-29-2011 13:26:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw


I have no idea who that is.


Posted by nchs09 on Aug-29-2011 21:13:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
I have no idea who that is.
We call them black people where i am from


oh you said who not what... nm







Posted by nchs09 on Aug-29-2011 21:13:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
We call them black people where i am from


oh you said who not what... nm






That might have been too racist of a joke


Posted by shaw on Aug-29-2011 21:30:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
I have no idea who that is.


Eric Dampier


Posted by itsamemario on Aug-29-2011 23:20:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
That might have been too racist of a joke


Syntax Error. Cannot compute.


Posted by itsamemario on Aug-29-2011 23:21:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
Eric Dampier


Oh, ok. Funny.


Posted by RapidFire on Aug-30-2011 01:52:


Posted by Desiderata on Aug-30-2011 02:03:

Blade over Twilight but Underworld beats both and nothing van compare to True Blood at the moment.

Blade, one black bad ass that is only half Vampire kill full blooded Vampires. Ok, that doesn't work in the folklore of Vampires.

Twilight is about Gaga eating rats for blood and playing baseball? Also it's rated like The Little Mermaid.

Underworld atleast displayed a bit of complexity on their Vampire movied plus the addition of Werewolfs.

True Blood is very complex in it's story line, also the addition of all sorts of different creatures and is very modern in it's ideology of Vampire folklore.


Posted by Banora on Aug-30-2011 02:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Desiderata
True Blood is very complex in it's story line,


What? No its not. It is an hour long vampire orgy. How is that complicated?


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