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Posted by stella on Aug-21-2002 06:48:

2 jokes... (clean)

Few jokes...

(Q) What's a Yankee?
(A) Same as a quickie but you do it on your own.

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.
"What are you doing?", she asks
"Hunting Flies", he responded.
"Oh!, Killed any?", she asked.
"Yep, 2 males, 3 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"
"2 were on a beer can, 3 were on the phone"

Posted by stella on Aug-21-2002 07:29:

Sex is like a joke...
...some people get it, some people don't!

Did you hear about the Dyslexic man who walked into a bra...

One Greek to another - 'Do you think you'll ever go back to Greece?'
'No,' he replies, 'I'll stick with vaseline!'

Posted by Hi-Voltage on Aug-22-2002 21:56:

Re: 2 jokes... (clean)

quote:
Originally posted by stella
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.
"What are you doing?", she asks
"Hunting Flies", he responded.
"Oh!, Killed any?", she asked.
"Yep, 2 males, 3 Females", he replied.
Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell?"
"2 were on a beer can, 3 were on the phone"

I've known it before,but I've heared da females were on da mirror