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Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-28-2011 16:55:

Who should play Miss Pie in her spin-off porno noir?

We're going to start casting for Jennifer's true-life Retirement Home exploits. There will be much intrigue, deception, and penetration into the human condition. Also, bas' shorn pelvis, since it stays up all night solving crimes.

The casting couch has been dry-cleaned, and there's plenty of Purell to go around. Action!

Posted by Chimney on Sep-28-2011 16:57:

Me.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-28-2011 16:57:

Banora.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Sep-28-2011 16:57:

I have Braille on my willy for the blind bitches. thanks hpv.

Posted by VAR on Sep-28-2011 17:05:

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-28-2011 17:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
I have Braille on my willy for the blind bitches. thanks hpv.


You're too dark to show up in black and white. I'm sorry. Pretty sure you get your teeth whitened as well, so we'll call you when we're ready for a good haunted hospital installment.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Sep-28-2011 17:10:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You're too dark to show up in black and white. I'm sorry. Pretty sure you get your teeth whitened as well, so we'll call you when we're ready for a good haunted hospital installment.


I could do whiteface. *puts away watermelon*

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Sep-28-2011 17:13:

Wouldn't Jenny play herself in anything porn?


Also Banora reminds me of Chloe Camilla for some reason. I don't know if that is a compliment or not because I find Chloe Camilla really fucking annoying in her scenes.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Sep-28-2011 17:19:

you probably find her annoying because she had sex with another person.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-28-2011 17:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Wouldn't Jenny play herself in anything porn?


That was the original thought, but when the studio asked her to bleach her anus, she made the rookie mistake of trying to do it herself. Now her spider button looks more like a knot you'd use on a fishing boat. It'd be salvageable if it didn't weep constantly.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Sep-28-2011 17:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
you probably find her annoying because she had sex with another person.



xtube that bitch, so fucking annoying. Luckily she does a lot of BDSM so half the time she has a gag in her mouth, but the other times...

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Sep-28-2011 17:27:

naw...I'll save my sperm for humans. socks are expensive these days and they can't make me a sandwich afterwards.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Sep-28-2011 17:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay
naw...I'll save my sperm for humans. socks are expensive these days and they can't make me a sandwich afterwards.


Yea, but with socks all you get is athletes foot on your dick.

Fast actin tanactin that shit!

Posted by ziptnf on Sep-28-2011 17:30:

Athlete's dick?

Posted by Banora on Sep-28-2011 17:33:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
Athlete's dick?


Tiger Woods?

Posted by ziptnf on Sep-28-2011 17:43:

I bet if Shaq spun his dick in a circle he'd lift off.

Posted by Zyklon_Jay on Sep-28-2011 17:44:

nou jerks off to John madden? bam!! how sad.

Posted by WittyHandle on Sep-28-2011 18:38:

Madden is 'boom', Emeril is 'bam'. Get your fat douchebags straight.

Posted by prolikewhoa on Sep-28-2011 20:09:

quote:
Originally posted by WittyHandle
Madden is 'boom', Emeril is 'bam'. Get your fat douchebags straight.


Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Sep-28-2011 22:41:

Rose byrne. But only coz I wanna see her clam.

Posted by idoru on Sep-28-2011 23:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
That was the original thought, but when the studio asked her to bleach her anus, she made the rookie mistake of trying to do it herself. Now her spider button looks more like a knot you'd use on a fishing boat. It'd be salvageable if it didn't weep constantly.


Fuck.


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