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Your most embarassing date ever!
Dating is a fine art based on getting to know (in any possible way) someone else. There maybe several different kinds of dates: good, bad, scary, funny... all right, I'm done with the intro.
The fact is that, for some bizarre reason, I was now thinking about my most embarassing date ever. Have you ever had a similar situation? Share with us 
Anyway, I'd better start, right? Here's (a part of) mine:
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| I had asked out this really cute girl - I was going to pick her up at school and have some lunch. That's when I comitted my mistake: I had potatoes and cabbage. Gases started to flow all inside of me while we were talking. I though that a walk would help my digestion. While we were walking, she started to tell about her life and though I was trying to pay attention, I couldn't think about anything but my inner problems. We were walking on a very romantic park - so romantic, that there were no restrooms anywhere. Anyway, I had an idea: I'd get us some pop corn, and while she was eating, there would be some noise inside her head - noisy enough for me to drop the bomb, I thought. Although we had lunch a few minutes ago, she accepted my offer and when she first ate it, I made my move. Obviously, she heard and looked at me. I looked at the pop corn saler, "blaming on him", and (I believe) she bought it. Ah, what a relief! But it didn't last much - a bit after, I was filled up with gas again. I tried to hold it as much as I could. The problem (?) is that she was really having a great time and then the greatest part had come: the kiss time when you leave her at her house. You know when you start to look at each other with that "dumb face"... then, we were this way and when I approached to touch her lips... TTTTTRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!! I forgot about my situation down there and it just came out. She looked scared at me with a "What was that!?" face - I said it was my shoe, but she couldn't stop laughing. She just said "Bye! Thanks for this lovely afternoon" and entered the house. There I was, outside - only me and that bloody gas of mine |
Ahahaa.
hahahhahahah! talk about bad timing lmfao 
you blamed it on your shoe? ive never heard a shoe make a noise sounding remotely like a fart...you should have blamed it on your bulging muscles having ripped a seam in some part of your clothing
ahahah
that's sooo funny...
funny stuff, i dont like goin on formal dates there is too much "pressure" (no pun intended). anyways that date of ur's sounded like a real gass. hehe. 
Reminds me of a date where i lost bladder and bowl control... 
Muahaha, thats funny.
A month ago, i invited a girl over for dinner and for background music, i let my trusty winamp player take care of that. I made sure I had taken all of my weird music out so I was fine. So we were sitting eating dinner when all of a sudden the song The Horrorist - One Night in New York City comes on and I immediately jumped from the table and frantically changed the song slamming my knee into a shelf and knocking over some stuff.
Luckily, my date only heard the "Hello, my name is Oliver . . ." part and not the "And he FUCKED HER ALL NIGHT . . . ." part of the song.
I hope she didnt think im some weirdo.
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| Originally posted by Busy Child ...all of a sudden the song The Horrorist - One Night in New York City comes on and I immediately jumped... |
Re: Your most embarassing date ever!
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| Originally posted by Maaz Dating is a fine art based on getting to know (in any possible way) someone else. There maybe several different kinds of dates: good, bad, scary, funny... all right, I'm done with the intro. The fact is that, for some bizarre reason, I was now thinking about my most embarassing date ever. Have you ever had a similar situation? Share with us Anyway, I'd better start, right? Here's (a part of) mine:Your turn now guys (and girls)! |
HAHA! That was a heck of a situation! Thanx for sharing man!
Luckily, my date only heard the "Hello, my name is Oliver . . ." part and not the "And he FUCKED HER ALL NIGHT . . . ." part of the song.
I hope she didnt think im some weirdo. [/QUOTE]
that's not weird song at all, i would have leave that song playing...
is it fun, i laughed when i first heard that:
ecstasy he said.
and then........
HE FUCKED HER ALL NIGHT
Re: Re: Your most embarassing date ever!
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| Originally posted by InsomnEac good stuff! so what happened? did you see her again... or was that it? |
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| Originally posted by Busy Child Muahaha, thats funny. A month ago, i invited a girl over for dinner and for background music, i let my trusty winamp player take care of that. I made sure I had taken all of my weird music out so I was fine. So we were sitting eating dinner when all of a sudden the song The Horrorist - One Night in New York City comes on and I immediately jumped from the table and frantically changed the song slamming my knee into a shelf and knocking over some stuff. Luckily, my date only heard the "Hello, my name is Oliver . . ." part and not the "And he FUCKED HER ALL NIGHT . . . ." part of the song. I hope she didnt think im some weirdo. |
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Re: Your most embarassing date ever!
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| Originally posted by Maaz Dating is a fine art based on getting to know (in any possible way) someone else. There maybe several different kinds of dates: good, bad, scary, funny... all right, I'm done with the intro. The fact is that, for some bizarre reason, I was now thinking about my most embarassing date ever. Have you ever had a similar situation? Share with us Anyway, I'd better start, right? Here's (a part of) mine:Your turn now guys (and girls)! |
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