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Posted by Capitalizt on Oct-03-2011 17:13:

Man rips out own eyes in church

Eye can't believe it.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...-in-church.html

Posted by UWM on Oct-03-2011 17:19:

I guess this is what happens when you look to God for guidance.

Posted by UWM on Oct-03-2011 17:20:

Seems like a pretty short-sighted thing to do.

Posted by UWM on Oct-03-2011 17:21:

This pupil of Christianity really made a mistake.

Posted by nefardec on Oct-03-2011 17:22:

Not seeing is believing.

Posted by WittyHandle on Oct-03-2011 17:24:

He can still speak and hear evil. It's gonna get messy.

Posted by 4onthefloor on Oct-03-2011 17:49:

He couldn't see the big picture.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Oct-03-2011 19:30:

These puns are getting rather cornea.

Posted by WittyHandle on Oct-03-2011 19:39:

Nice

Posted by UWM on Oct-03-2011 19:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
These puns are getting rather cornea.

Well played. Iris I could've come up with one that clever.

Posted by ziptnf on Oct-03-2011 19:52:

This was clearly a lesson to his pupils.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Oct-03-2011 19:52:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Well played. Iris I could've come up with one that clever.

10/10.

...20/20

Posted by UWM on Oct-03-2011 19:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On

...20/20

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Oct-03-2011 20:00:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM

Posted by Swamper on Oct-03-2011 20:03:

I wonder if he was cross-eyed?

...or maybe he misinterpreted the priest when during the sermon he asked the congregation to place their eyes on the cross

Posted by UWM on Oct-03-2011 20:03:

That really was the ophtalmol response to my post.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Oct-03-2011 20:10:

Enough of this humor!

Posted by ziptnf on Oct-03-2011 20:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Enough of this humor!

I think the jokes are funny in the right contacts.

Posted by denys envy on Oct-03-2011 20:35:

Seems to me he didn't see eye to eye with the sermon.

Posted by shaw on Oct-03-2011 20:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Enough of this humor!

Yeah, guys. Let's dilate down a bit.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Oct-03-2011 20:41:

Cone we please talk about the actual article for once?

Posted by prolikewhoa on Oct-03-2011 20:43:

i wonder how they gauged his reaction

Posted by Acton on Oct-03-2011 20:43:

I didn't see this one coming.

Posted by Lews on Oct-03-2011 20:44:

I feel bad for the congregation. What a terrible sight to behold.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Oct-03-2011 20:44:

quote:
Originally posted by Acton
I didn't see this one coming.

50 lashes for you!

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