Those of us who hate buying condoms.

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Posted by BTG on Nov-06-2011 22:02:

Those of us who hate buying condoms.

Now I'm not ultra embarrassed about buying them when I do, but usually when I buy them, it's at a Shoppers Drug Mart (a big pharmacy in Canada), which is usually populated by old women.

So I go to the store today, and I try and pick out the least conspicuous brand I could find, due to most packs having a picture of a huge condom on the front packaging and I can only imagin what some of the old ladies and cashiers (usually old ladies too) are thinking.

I bring these to the counter

and of course, there's a line of old ladies. Thinking everything should go smoothly, I proceed to checkout.

The guy scans it and it beeps "Product/Sku not found". tries acouple more times, and no luck. He calls for a supervisor and at that point the old ladies behind me slightly groan and sigh.

"Stupid old ladies" I thought, as I prpared for the slight embarrasment I'm about to face.

The supervisor gets to the front and asks me "Ok, so what are these? Condoms?"

"Yes -_-"

Ok follow me. So at this point I'm shopping for condoms with the supervisor of a shoppers drug mart, and my plan to get in and get out without drawing any attention has been completely foiled.

I get back to the counter after selecting another package of condoms with the supervisor, and he says "Yeah, the condoms you grabbed were an older sku, we don't sell those ones anymore...but these ones are just as good so don't worry."

So moral of the story is, don't buy condoms.

Posted by srussell0018 on Nov-06-2011 22:07:

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Posted by MSZ on Nov-06-2011 22:09:

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Posted by nchs09 on Nov-06-2011 22:32:

i laughed.

Posted by meriter on Nov-06-2011 23:58:

some people's problems...

Posted by Taipan on Nov-07-2011 00:18:

What's embarrassing about condoms?

Posted by r5a on Nov-07-2011 00:54:

i once was buying condoms with my gf, also at shoppers...

the clerk looked at her, then me and then started nodding his head in and up and down approval motion. it was great. nobody said a fucking word.

also who buys condoms get your girl on the pill small son

Posted by shaw on Nov-07-2011 03:03:

Looks like a box of POGs to me. No wonder he was confused.

Posted by VAR on Nov-07-2011 03:04:

i have never understood the embarrassment of buying condoms, or toilet paper or even tampons for my girl.
i mean really, who cares???

btw, i prefer these;

Posted by youtube steve on Nov-07-2011 19:07:

Posted by prolikewhoa on Nov-07-2011 19:14:

quote:
Originally posted by VAR
i have never understood the embarrassment of buying condoms, or toilet paper or even tampons for my girl.
i mean really, who cares???

btw, i prefer these;

me too! i was about to post them but you beat me to it.

Posted by Direct on Nov-07-2011 19:32:

Quit being a bitch and buy the fucking condoms. Youre never going to see those people selling it to you ever again.

Posted by -FSP- on Nov-08-2011 01:04:

Don't buy condoms, have an abortion.

Posted by darouge11 on Nov-08-2011 02:48:

condoms are for sailors....

Posted by knowhope on Nov-08-2011 02:53:

quote:
Originally posted by darouge11
condoms are for sailors....
Err no, they just pull out brah...

Posted by VAR on Nov-08-2011 04:46:

quote:
Originally posted by prolikewhoa
me too! i was about to post them but you beat me to it.

Ya betta call me . . .

Posted by broiler on Nov-08-2011 04:56:

Silly Canadians and their floppy heads....

Posted by jvs on Nov-08-2011 07:43:

i was hoping you would be talking about how boring it is to bother buying condoms and actually putting them on, but no, you have this pussy problem

condoms are so annoying, i just like to go straight inside

Posted by prolikewhoa on Nov-08-2011 21:57:

quote:
Originally posted by VAR
Ya betta call me . . .

Posted by srussell0018 on Nov-08-2011 22:05:

That's just VAR. It's best to just ignore.

Posted by prolikewhoa on Nov-08-2011 22:06:

someone needs to write up a cOr style guide, complete with a listing of alts, who to ignore, and a list of thread topics that have already been done to death.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Nov-09-2011 23:25:

Re: Those of us who hate buying condoms.

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
Now I'm not ultra embarrassed about buying them when I do, but usually when I buy them, it's at a Shoppers Drug Mart (a big pharmacy in Canada), which is usually populated by old women.

So I go to the store today, and I try and pick out the least conspicuous brand I could find, due to most packs having a picture of a huge condom on the front packaging and I can only imagin what some of the old ladies and cashiers (usually old ladies too) are thinking.

I bring these to the counter

and of course, there's a line of old ladies. Thinking everything should go smoothly, I proceed to checkout.

The guy scans it and it beeps "Product/Sku not found". tries acouple more times, and no luck. He calls for a supervisor and at that point the old ladies behind me slightly groan and sigh.

"Stupid old ladies" I thought, as I prpared for the slight embarrasment I'm about to face.

The supervisor gets to the front and asks me "Ok, so what are these? Condoms?"

"Yes -_-"

Ok follow me. So at this point I'm shopping for condoms with the supervisor of a shoppers drug mart, and my plan to get in and get out without drawing any attention has been completely foiled.

I get back to the counter after selecting another package of condoms with the supervisor, and he says "Yeah, the condoms you grabbed were an older sku, we don't sell those ones anymore...but these ones are just as good so don't worry."

So moral of the story is, don't buy condoms.

Christ you fail at life.

You cannot get your dog pregnant btw.

Posted by zyklon-jay on Nov-10-2011 00:11:

Re: Re: Those of us who hate buying condoms.

quote:
Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
Christ you fail at life.

You cannot get your dog pregnant btw.

Posted by BTG on Nov-10-2011 03:42:

Re: Re: Those of us who hate buying condoms.

quote:
Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
Christ you fail at life.

You cannot get your dog pregnant btw.

lol, I can always expect reactions like these from people on the boards.

This is a small discomfort I have because of the old ladies, but since I decided to share my slightly comical story with you (which points out another flaw I have), I have been deemed unfit for human existence.

If more people took time to poke fun at themselves on the internet, the cor would be in a much more entertaining state, but instead, the majority of you would prefer to protect your internet persona so that other internet people could say "man that guy IS cool", but in reality, as long as your mom thinks you're cool, you're doing alright.

Posted by bas on Nov-10-2011 03:44:

Re: Re: Re: Those of us who hate buying condoms.

quote:
Originally posted by BTG
but since I decided to share my slightly comical story with you (which points out another flaw I have), I have been deemed unfit for human existence.

Don't be silly, there's plenty of other reasons why you're unfit for human existence.

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