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Posted by OrangestO on Nov-24-2011 03:21:

Happy (American) Thanksgiving

Food and football. What more can we Americans possibly ask for.

What are you thankful for?

Posted by caddyshack on Nov-24-2011 03:25:

The beer people leave at my house after the holidays.

an the 11 pound bag of almonds, hazelnuts, walnuts and brazil nuts on my table.

Posted by LAdazeNYnights on Nov-24-2011 03:28:

i'd like to thank god for givin everybody so much. and me so little.
hate hate hate

Posted by shaw on Nov-24-2011 04:00:

I'm thankful for the fact that the Lions don't suck this year, thus making their game watchable.

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-24-2011 04:03:

I'm thankful for the scar on my face.

Posted by shaw on Nov-24-2011 04:13:

I'm thankful for not buying Whirlpool appliances, like that grotesque, Quasimodo-looking salesman told me to.

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-24-2011 04:22:

Posted by shaw on Nov-24-2011 04:31:

That's it--I'm ditching the beard tomorrow. Molestache, here I come!

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-24-2011 04:34:

quote:
Originally posted by shaw
That's it--I'm ditching the beard tomorrow. Molestache, here I come!

A co-worker of mine just decided to ditch his beard. As he contemplated it, I told him that if he just wore a molestache to work for ONE day I would do it the entire first week of January.

I'm thankful that my co-worker declined that offer.

Posted by shaw on Nov-24-2011 04:38:

I am not thankful for him!

Posted by ziptnf on Nov-24-2011 13:32:

I am thankful that Ygrene was gentle last night.

Posted by Vector A on Nov-24-2011 13:57:

quote:
Originally posted by ziptnf
I am thankful that Ygrene was gentle last night.

Posted by ChemEnhanced on Nov-24-2011 18:36:

Thanksgiving real does give you a true idea of what an american is.

You sit around all day ignoring your family while you watch football and then you gorge yourself on food. After that you go shopping for stuff you don't need and put it on credit cards you can't afford.

Posted by VAR on Nov-24-2011 18:48:

Posted by EddieZilker on Nov-24-2011 19:07:

quote:
Originally posted by ChemEnhanced
Thanksgiving real does give you a true idea of what an american is.

You sit around all day ignoring your family while you watch football and then you gorge yourself on food. After that you go shopping for stuff you don't need and put it on credit cards you can't afford.

Because as cultures go, ours is more fucked up than any other, throughout the rest of the world? That's why Thanksgiving is so ironic? Because of some stereotype you have about Americans being fat, dysfunctional, binge-shopping malcontents? I can see you thought this out really well.

IF THIS IS WHAT THEY TEACH YOU IN THAT FUCKING UNIVERSITY I'M SPENDING $40,000 PER YEAR ON, YOU CAN GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE DOWN THE STREET AFTER YOU'VE REESTABLISHED RESIDENCE STATUS!!

Now your fucking mother's crying!

*slams plate on table and leaves*