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americans + $2 waffle irons = riot

christ look at those fat bastards... anyone would think there was a chocolate bar at the bottom of the pile

I'm glad the woman in the blue shirt showing plumber's crack got 4 of them. That way she can run them all at once to keep her fat ass fat as quickly as possible.

Actually, I hope she got to the register and they informed her that there was a limit of 2.

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Originally posted by Groundhog Boy Actually, I hope she got to the register and they informed her that there was a limit of 2.

Can you imagine her panic and rage if that were to happen?

Who the fuck eats that many waffles?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Can you imagine her panic and rage if that were to happen?

I can...and im a little upset that there is no video of that.

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Originally posted by Alex Who the fuck eats that many waffles?

This is about far more than waffles. This is about America; its hopes, its high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, water, salt, cellulose gum, molasses, potassium sorbate (preservative), sodium hexametaphosphate, citric acid, caramel color, natural and artificial flavors, refrigeration not required, slathered in margerine, Mrs. Butter-worth's dreams.

God Bless America and its inexepensive, made-in-China, supper preparation devices!

Today after my day is done, I will go to the mall in my town and get some waffles.

I would rather pay like $30 for a waffle iron than join a riot for a $2 one.

then after that, they occupy wall street LOL

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Originally posted by FuzzQi I would rather pay like $30 for a waffle iron than join a riot for a $2 one.

That's the thing that's most concerning about Black Friday, or situations like the one above, to me. The people buying things like this are doing it most likely because they don't have a lot of money. So they think they are getting this great deal and saving all this money and in reality you just bought a piece of shit product. They will end up spending more money in the long run or flat out throwing money away because they think they're getting a good deal............ON PIECE OF SHIT PRODUCTS. And then, to your point, they fail to understand or have the ability to quantify the cost of waiting in line, fighting with other idiots, the added stress, and the fact that retailers & manufacturers will make up for that huge discount somewhere else because of that great deal on that piece of shit product.

I fucking hate Black Friday. Everything about it. And it's so much more than just that single day of shopping stupidity. It's a much broader economic and social issue.

Here in America they have what's called "Black Friday" (day after Thanksgiving)

It's basically a day where there's sales on shit, and if you're willing to stand in long lines, wait outside of stores for hours prior to opening, or riot for products such as this, then you might save a few bucks in exchange for your idiocy.

People in this country bitch about the economy and jobs, yet it set a record for sales this past Black Friday. Go figure.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I fucking hate Black Friday. Everything about it. And it's so much more than just that single day of shopping stupidity. It's a much broader economic and social issue.

You beat me to it. Exactly my point.

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Originally posted by PivotTechno This is about far more than waffles. This is about America; its hopes, its high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, water, salt, cellulose gum, molasses, potassium sorbate (preservative), sodium hexametaphosphate, citric acid, caramel color, natural and artificial flavors, refrigeration not required, slathered in margerine, Mrs. Butter-worth's dreams. God Bless America and its inexepensive, made-in-China, supper preparation devices!

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Originally posted by Ygrene That's the thing that's most concerning about Black Friday, or situations like the one above, to me. The people buying things like this are doing it most likely because they don't have a lot of money. So they think they are getting this great deal and saving all this money and in reality you just bought a piece of shit product. They will end up spending more money in the long run or flat out throwing money away because they think they're getting a good deal............ON PIECE OF SHIT PRODUCTS. And then, to your point, they fail to understand or have the ability to quantify the cost of waiting in line, fighting with other idiots, the added stress, and the fact that retailers & manufacturers will make up for that huge discount somewhere else because of that great deal on that piece of shit product. I fucking hate Black Friday. Everything about it. And it's so much more than just that single day of shopping stupidity. It's a much broader economic and social issue.

+1

I am surprised Americans can buy stuff, I thought all of them were out of work

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Originally posted by Ygrene I fucking hate Black Friday. Everything about it. And it's so much more than just that single day of shopping stupidity. It's a much broader economic and social issue.

You heard it here first, people; WHIRLPOOL HATES AMERICA AND IT HATES THE AMERICAN SHOPPER!

BUY KENMORE.

I watched storage wars last night and it finally turned me into a jihadist.

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Originally posted by Ygrene That's the thing that's most concerning about Black Friday, or situations like the one above, to me. The people buying things like this are doing it most likely because they don't have a lot of money. So they think they are getting this great deal and saving all this money and in reality you just bought a piece of shit product. They will end up spending more money in the long run or flat out throwing money away because they think they're getting a good deal............ON PIECE OF SHIT PRODUCTS. And then, to your point, they fail to understand or have the ability to quantify the cost of waiting in line, fighting with other idiots, the added stress, and the fact that retailers & manufacturers will make up for that huge discount somewhere else because of that great deal on that piece of shit product. I fucking hate Black Friday. Everything about it. And it's so much more than just that single day of shopping stupidity. It's a much broader economic and social issue.

exactly

case in point;
while working as an electrician in colorado, another sparky and i were two hours in the middle of nowhere, building some electrical thingamajiggy, which required the use of a specialized tool to complete.
he pulls out the said wrench, while proclaiming what a great deal he got on it at harbor freight tools (chinese army surplus crap store).
not to dismiss his pride, even though i knew it was a POS, we gave it a try.
"SNAP" was the sound it made as it broke the very first time using it.
i looked at him and said, "well, thankfully i have a real one in my truck, otherwise it would be four extra hours of driving for nothing."

COR version- you get what you pay for

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Originally posted by Ygrene [*rant* *hate* *rant* *hate*] I fucking hate Black Friday. [*hatehatehate*]

Who are you and what have you done to Ygrene?

Apart from that one can rightfully question the products quality but additionally I would not trade my dignity for a few saved dollars by becoming a rioting fat angry fuck in a pack of other rioting fat angry fucks.

image the fat rage riots if it were turkey fryers.

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Originally posted by zyklon-jay image the fat rage riots if it were turkey fryers.

The 'William Shatner Index' would soon become a necessary component of evolutionary biology.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On BUY KENMORE.

*ragequit*

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Originally posted by PivotTechno ... citric acid ... God Bless America and its inexepensive, made-in-China, supper preparation devices!

I would like some citric acid on my waffle bed. I have some "whipped cream" for a topping.

It's like at fairs in the states (and up here too) where they deep fry anything. Cola, caramel, snickers, butter, wtf!

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