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Posted by goldenarmZ on Aug-27-2002 07:43:

if i was a cobbler...

i have no doubt i'd be mending a pair of shoes right now..

or maybe some nice sandals

Posted by flystyler on Aug-27-2002 10:56:

If i was a chocolate factory

I would be eating shit loads of chocolate all day everyday

So lame attempt at something funny, i am just too dead. Hehe

Oh the joy of crasher life, hehe.

So fookered

Posted by Spad on Aug-27-2002 10:58:

Just be glad ur not a woodchuck. Imagine that on a comedown.

Posted by goldenarmZ on Aug-27-2002 11:08:

i doubt a woodchuck could chuck much wood after crasher.. and even if said woodchuck could chuck wood, would it chuck wood, and should it chuck wood...?

Posted by Spad on Aug-27-2002 11:19:

Even if it could chuck wood, and assuming it would chuck wood, should the woodchuck chuck wood?

Posted by Martin McG on Aug-27-2002 11:29:

so why not just use your cobbling skills and make shoes for the poor woodchuck?! cos then surely the woodchuck could and would chuck wood!

Posted by Ste on Aug-27-2002 11:35:

do cobblers actually cobble sandles? i a;lways thought they only cobbled shoes with front bits, also why are they called cobblers? its not as if they make roads which are crap to drive on or make bread buns (if your a southerner )

Posted by goldenarmZ on Aug-27-2002 11:40:

quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR
do cobblers actually cobble sandles?

well i would if i was a cobbler... you have to offer the public a quality service! also, being a cobbler would mean i also have to cut keys under the cobblers must also cut keys and mend watches act of 1924

Posted by Ste on Aug-27-2002 11:44:

quote:
Originally posted by goldenarmZ

well i would if i was a cobbler... you have to offer the public a quality service! also, being a cobbler would mean i also have to cut keys under the cobblers must also cut keys and mend watches act of 1924

dont forget the subsection 4b of the act which states they must also sell crap keyrings which nobody will want to buy!

Posted by goldenarmZ on Aug-27-2002 11:51:

quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR

dont forget the subsection 4b of the act which states they must also sell crap keyrings which nobody will want to buy!

bugger.. i had forgetten about that one.. i can't afford to stock my cobblery with keyrings at this late stage..

Posted by flystyler on Aug-27-2002 12:14:

So who r cobbled roads made by???

Posted by Ste on Aug-27-2002 12:19:

quote:
Originally posted by flystyler
So who r cobbled roads made by???

shoe-ers?

Posted by flystyler on Aug-27-2002 12:30:

quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR

shoe-ers?

Hmmm wel if i wanted my driveway cobbled, i woudl get a cobbler, but then i woudl have like a walkin drive way or sommit, i dunno, all seems a little strange to me

Maybe something is going on

Posted by Luke Terry on Aug-27-2002 12:51:

Posted by Spad on Aug-27-2002 13:22:

Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobbled pavement. The first says "I don't think I've ever come this way before". The second turns and says "no me either, it must have something to do with the cobbles"

Posted by Ste on Aug-27-2002 13:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Spad
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobbled pavement. The first says "I don't think I've ever come this way before". The second turns and says "no me either, it must have something to do with the cobbles"

Posted by Az on Aug-27-2002 17:19:

Re: if i was a cobbler...

quote:
Originally posted by goldenarmZ
or maybe some nice sandals

It'll never happen, not even a nice pair of hush puppies nowadays.
Thats why in a recent issue of "cobblers fortnightly" it said...
quote:
over 40% of the cobblers in the UK have resorted to selling smack to break even, the problem is worse in the north east, as the cobblers break into peoples houses, break there shoes, and then give a free sample of smack to make them break there shoes more often....

it's a sick cobbling world

Posted by Ste on Aug-27-2002 17:45:

Re: Re: if i was a cobbler...

quote:
Originally posted by Az

It'll never happen, not even a nice pair of hush puppies nowadays.
Thats why in a recent issue of "cobblers fortnightly" it said...
it's a sick cobbling world

also they always tend to "lose" steel toecapped shoes that are due to be cobbled, they then use these to knock out grannies and grab there purses to pay for their smack habits!

Posted by flystyler on Aug-27-2002 18:06:

And with the new cobbling rules it has driven cobbling under ground.

I was out at gatecrasher the other night, and i had some shifty 50 year old man, nudge me and ask me if i wanted some cheep shoes, i felt a bit sorry for him, but i didnt want to do my first then, so maybe next time

I hear you can get a huge range of cobbled shoes these days. I just wasnt sure wot i was getting

Posted by Ste on Aug-27-2002 18:10:

quote:
Originally posted by flystyler
And with the new cobbling rules it has driven cobbling under ground.

I was out at gatecrasher the other night, and i had some shifty 50 year old man, nudge me and ask me if i wanted some cheep shoes, i felt a bit sorry for him, but i didnt want to do my first then, so maybe next time

I hear you can get a huge range of cobbled shoes these days. I just wasnt sure wot i was getting

yes they might of had ketamine in them! dangerous are ketamine shoes!

Posted by flystyler on Aug-27-2002 19:17:

quote:
Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR

yes they might of had ketamine in them! dangerous are ketamine shoes!

Ooooh u missed a mint joke

*They might have been laced with ket*

boo boom

hehehe

Posted by goldenarmZ on Aug-27-2002 19:20:

quote:
Originally posted by flystyler

Ooooh u missed a mint joke

*They might have been laced with ket*

boo boom

hehehe

i dont get it

Posted by flystyler on Aug-27-2002 19:33:

quote:
Originally posted by goldenarmZ

i dont get it

Laced, shoes, get it, god some people r soooooooooo thick

hehe

Stop messing with me

Posted by goldenarmZ on Aug-27-2002 19:49:

quote:
Originally posted by flystyler

Laced, shoes, get it, god some people r soooooooooo thick

hehe

Stop messing with me

doh... for a minute there i thought you'd taken the bait