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Posted by zyklon-jay on Dec-11-2011 07:13:

asparagus

it's not just pee, my cum smells like it too.

-omer

Posted by Alex on Dec-11-2011 07:16:

My jizz smells like plastic, but I don't eat plastic that often.

Posted by zyklon-jay on Dec-11-2011 07:40:

fleshlight habibi?

Posted by zyklon-jay on Dec-11-2011 07:40:

-omer

Posted by Alex on Dec-11-2011 07:47:

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-11-2011 07:51:

The first time I peed after a long time of not having eaten asparagus I remember thinking "Did the cat fucking piss in here??" cause it smelled so vile.

Posted by Alex on Dec-11-2011 07:54:

Speaking of cats.

I had to send my cat up for adoption because she was fucking retarded and slept in her litter box after shitting in it.

She just smelled like piss and shit all the time, fucking gross.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-11-2011 07:57:

What? You disgust me.

Posted by Sushipunk on Dec-11-2011 08:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Alex
Speaking of cats.

I had to send my cat up for adoption because she was fucking retarded and slept in her litter box after shitting in it.

She just smelled like piss and shit all the time, fucking gross.

Learn to train a cat? That's awful man

Posted by zyklon-jay on Dec-11-2011 08:01:

I bet that she never tells me again that I don't eat enough vegetables.

Posted by zyklon-jay on Dec-11-2011 08:03:

Posted by Alex on Dec-11-2011 08:08:

The cat came with the apartment.

I don't feel bad, she'll be in better hands anyway, with school and shit I can't train her properly or be around enough to take proper care of her.

Posted by zyklon-jay on Dec-11-2011 08:12:

if they have enough food and water, cats are good for a few days on their own...it's why they are more awesome than dogs. cop out IMO.

Posted by Alex on Dec-11-2011 08:14:

I don't think putting the cat up for adoption is some unspeakable crime.

The new owners will do a better job taking care of her than me, so I think it's for the best.

It's not like I hate animals and are cruel to them or anything.

Posted by bananas on Dec-11-2011 08:18:

Posted by zyklon-jay on Dec-11-2011 10:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Alex
I don't think putting the cat up for adoption is some unspeakable crime.

The new owners will do a better job taking care of her than me, so I think it's for the best.

It's not like I hate animals and are cruel to them or anything.

not without my daughter IMO

Posted by ziptnf on Dec-11-2011 14:40:

In 2010, the company 23andMe published a genome-wide association study on whether participants have "ever noticed a peculiar odor when you pee after eating asparagus?" [43] This study pinpointed a single-nucleotide polymorphism(SNP) in a cluster of olfactory genes associated with the ability to detect the odor. While this SNP did not explain all of the difference in detection between people, it provides support for the theory that there are genetic differences in olfactory receptors that lead people to be unable to smell these odorous compounds.

c0r version: some fuckers can't smell that shit

Posted by Vector A on Dec-11-2011 14:49:

Interesting. Just as cats cannot taste sweet things, some people cannot smell the asparagus in piss.

Posted by Dj Nacht on Dec-11-2011 16:15:

I can smell it and it destroys me every time. Almost passed out once ffs.

Posted by zyklon-jay on Dec-11-2011 18:48:

my shit is a little green, but the texture, the smell, and taste have actually improved.

Posted by Acton on Dec-11-2011 18:57:

Posted by Quazar on Dec-11-2011 22:57:

Coffee piss can smell pretty bad, too, but it's nothing compared to asparagus.