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Posted by itsamemario on Jan-10-2012 00:39:

Approaching celebrities

Let's say there's like this one chick (or rather 4, but I'll settle for the pretty one) on a TV Show of the avionic kind that I would like to stick it to pretty hard. How would I go about doing such a thing without seeming like a deranged lunatic? My personality is like ice cream and awesomeness and I look like a crisp dollar bill, so that part is really not an issue. I've considered going through an agent, but I'd doubt they'd take anything serious, maybe it'd help if I got an agent myself, but the only other option I can think of, which is throwing rocks at her bedroom window, really doesn't seem like a viable option.

So, COR, board of the mighty, knowers of all that is known and keepers of that which is truth, I come to thee with just one simple question:
What's my next move?

Posted by Julz on Jan-10-2012 00:43:

Re: Approaching celebrities

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi

What's my next move?

Heshen bag + Chloroform

Posted by srussell0018 on Jan-10-2012 00:44:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku

Posted by itsamemario on Jan-10-2012 00:49:

Re: Re: Approaching celebrities

quote:
Originally posted by Julz
Heshen bag + Chloroform

I get the chlorofom is so the banging will be more intense, and those bags are probably nice to do it on for like grippage and stuff, but yeah, as i said; that stuff is really not an issue in which to I am asking for too the guidance herein. errr

So yeah, way before that. How do I get her face to face so I can turn on my charm and stick it to her real good?

Edit: Russel that's weak even for you.

Posted by srussell0018 on Jan-10-2012 00:51:

Sorry, I'm sure you'll be fine. Just make sure that if you have a beer beforehand you wait 3 weeks before you drive to go meet her.

Posted by Julz on Jan-10-2012 00:52:

Stand about 5meters away with the bag in 1 hand and the chloroform in the other, holding each item around head height.
Then grin at her with a slightly confused face, and hopeful she'll know whats going down.

Really not that hard at all..

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Jan-10-2012 01:02:

Re: Approaching celebrities

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi

What's my next move?

Stab her in the butt

Posted by Banora on Jan-10-2012 01:15:

Become a Z-list celebrity like her and hope for the best?

Posted by LAdazeNYnights on Jan-10-2012 01:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora
Become a Z-list celebrity like her and hope for the best?

Banora banged all the dudes in Above & Beyond so you should take her advice.

Posted by srussell0018 on Jan-10-2012 01:20:

I thought 66.6% of them were gay

Posted by Banora on Jan-10-2012 01:22:

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights
Banora banged all the dudes in Above & Beyond so you should take her advice.

Including their new lighting guy. He was the best.

Posted by itsamemario on Jan-10-2012 01:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Julz
Stand about 5meters away with the bag in 1 hand and the chloroform in the other, holding each item around head height.
Then grin at her with a slightly confused face, and hopeful she'll know whats going down.

Really not that hard at all..

Wow, that sounds both incredibly creepy and highly illegal, and I don't roll that way no mo'...

Also why the fuck are you replying? I asked from help from the COR and just because you kinda hang out here sometimes doesn't make you a part of the COR, bitch. Later dude, s you in your a, don't wear a c and j all over your b's.

Posted by itsamemario on Jan-10-2012 01:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora
Become a Z-list celebrity like her and hope for the best?

So I just become a celebrity and sit in my living room, with my super smooth jergens infused fingers crossed hoping she'll knock on my door?

I need pacific advice on how to approach her, and yes I have considered sending her a letter. Also I don't think a picture of Sasha getting a cigarette lit would help much either. Unless someone could chop it so it looked like it was me lighting the cigarette. Mayhaps. We'll never know.

Posted by netroM on Jan-10-2012 01:57:

Re: Approaching celebrities

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
Let's say there's like this one chick (or rather 4, but I'll settle for the pretty one) on a TV Show of the avionic kind

this one?

I'd start by moving close to where she/they live.

Posted by srussell0018 on Jan-10-2012 02:00:

quote:
Originally posted by dj_alfi
Later dude, s you in your a, don't wear a c and j all over your b's.

I lol'd

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Jan-10-2012 02:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Banora
Including their new lighting guy. He was the best.

Was he, above and beyond?

Posted by LAdazeNYnights on Jan-10-2012 02:23:

quote:
Originally posted by srussell0018
I lol'd

was about to quote the same thing.
so funny
and j all over your b's

Posted by Banora on Jan-10-2012 03:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Was he, above and beyond?

beyond and above all expectations. Now if only I could get their manager, but I don't think that bitch swings that way

Posted by itsamemario on Jan-10-2012 16:55:

Re: Re: Approaching celebrities

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Originally posted by netroM
this one?

+

=
My monday nights

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I'd start by moving close to where she/they live.

That's not gonna be a problem. I actually own and operate a small fleet of 737-300's (Classic series, bitch) so I'm pretty mobile. What's my next move?

Posted by Zharen on Jan-11-2012 05:01:

quote:
Originally posted by srussell0018
Sorry, I'm sure you'll be fine. Just make sure that if you have a beer beforehand you wait 3 weeks before you drive to go meet her.

Posted by itsamemario on Jan-11-2012 22:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Zharen

What a surprise that you think russell is funny...