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Posted by netroM on Jan-10-2012 01:48:

"Each tree has 56 oranges."

"If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?"
http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/...48#.TwuYcm_OV2A

Posted by Sushipunk on Jan-10-2012 01:51:

LOL

Posted by Banora on Jan-10-2012 01:53:

The parents are just angry because they are too stupid to solve the math problems.

Posted by itsamemario on Jan-10-2012 01:58:

I agree with Avana on this for once.

Posted by Lira on Jan-10-2012 01:58:

quote:
Roach said the questions attempted to incorporate what students had been discussing in social studies with their math.

If only they attempted to incorporate sex ed with their mathematics

Posted by KilldaDJ on Jan-10-2012 06:43:

OMG ORNAGES NOMNONOMNOMNOMNOM

Posted by aquila on Jan-10-2012 07:47:

Fake.

Slaves only like watermelons.

Posted by Blake on Jan-10-2012 07:50:

Of all the first world countries, why did I have to be from this one?

Posted by Lilith on Jan-10-2012 08:00:

Re: "Each tree has 56 oranges."

quote:
Originally posted by netroM
"If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?"

Is there an exponential output in productivity multiplied by beatings?

Posted by jester on Jan-10-2012 10:54:

God bless America.

Posted by Arbiter on Jan-10-2012 17:00:

What the fuck? The problem doesn't even specify whether the slaves pick all the oranges on each tree. What if some of the oranges aren't ripe? What if the slaves are lazy and/or incompetent? This is madness.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-10-2012 17:44:

Minorities are just low-hanging fruit for the picking.

Posted by WittyHandle on Jan-10-2012 18:04:

If the master rapes three slaves per week, and one out of four rapings produces a bastard child, how many bastards will be born per year?

Posted by EddieZilker on Jan-10-2012 20:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Minorities are just low-hanging fruit for the picking.

That's a triple-entendre with an off-color euphemistic twist!

9.78/10

Posted by Lira on Jan-11-2012 00:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Arbiter
What the fuck? The problem doesn't even specify whether the slaves pick all the oranges on each tree. What if some of the oranges aren't ripe? What if the slaves are lazy and/or incompetent? This is madness.

That's the first problem I thought, but I figured pointing these flaws out is funnier when you're a student

Posted by LAdazeNYnights on Jan-11-2012 00:50:

quote:
Originally posted by WittyHandle
If the master rapes three slaves per week, and one out of four rapings produces a bastard child, how many bastards will be born per year?

Well, are there enough slaves to sustain this sort of behavior?
The problem lacks clarity.

Posted by nekholm on Jan-11-2012 17:43:

quote:
Originally posted by aquila
Fake.

Slaves only like watermelons.

Slaves do and like what their masters tell them to do and like!

Posted by OrangestO on Jan-12-2012 16:01:

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Jan-12-2012 18:15:

Do we have the fucking answer yet?

I'm busting my balls trying to figure it out, is it 3?

Posted by Trance-M on Jan-12-2012 18:58:

How can each tree have exactly 56 oranges?

How many trees are there?

LOL

Posted by bas on Jan-14-2012 04:21:

I have an orange tree, 56 oranges on one tree is crazy! This teacher should be shot in the fucking face for suggesting some kind of superorange tree overlords.