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Posted by OrangestO on Jan-17-2012 21:54:

my balls hurt

I think my laptop is giving me ball cancer.

Is there any truth to this myth?

I have a bad habit of using my laptop in bed and laying it on my LAP.

The lack of sperm my balls are producing because of the laptop's warmth is beside the point. Procreation is not a priority, the welfare of my balls is.

What about waves found in cell phones and microwaves? Are they more dangerous than in Peahi?

I try to avoid using my phone for calls or the microwave as much as I can.


Posted by kadomony on Jan-17-2012 22:07:

testicular torsion


Posted by Reza on Jan-17-2012 23:18:

Aids


Posted by OrangestO on Jan-17-2012 23:54:

Is this technology bad for our brains? Or in this case, my balls?

I want some scientific answers god dammit.


Posted by srussell0018 on Jan-17-2012 23:57:

No. It's the same myth as cell phones giving you brain cancer and shit. The kinds of waves given off from those kinds of devices have a negligible effect on your body. The only thing on a laptop sitting on your lap that could damage your balls is heat, and I don't think that would really cause lasting pain.

Go see a doctor. Or I'm sure Jennie could feel your nuts for you


Posted by Acton on Jan-18-2012 00:02:

The EMR generated by a laptop would do absolutely nothing to cause cancer. End of story.

It's not bad for the brains, it's not bad for the balls. The only thing that's bad for your brains and your balls, is you.


Posted by itsamemario on Jan-18-2012 00:07:

Excessive heat to the testes are actually pretty hazardous, at least long term, and we all know laptops get insanely hot.

Get one of these:



There are loads of brands and models on the market and theyre cheap as hell. Dropped my acpi temp (wherever that is measured) from 74 to 58-62 degrees celsius.


Posted by OrangestO on Jan-18-2012 00:09:

Yea, but what about in the long run?

How do we know what the effects of such products are after 10, 20, or 30 years of long and extensive use?

In other news, gas prices are forecasted to be more than $5 per gallon in the summer. Couple that with the presidential election and 2012 end-of-world hype, I'm sure we have some great things to look forward to here in the Unites States of America.


Posted by srussell0018 on Jan-18-2012 00:12:

Your posts are giving me eye cancer.


Posted by OrangestO on Jan-18-2012 00:13:

Yea, but what about in the long run?


Posted by srussell0018 on Jan-18-2012 00:15:

No, like right now.


Posted by Acton on Jan-18-2012 00:16:

quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
How do we know what the effects of such products are after 10, 20, or 30 years of long and extensive use?


Through science, math and engineering, you fucking tool.

As mentioned previously, the actual EMR generated won't directly cause anything. However, the heat as mention by alfi is something to watch out for, but let's be honest, all you need is a bit of common sense in this regard. If your laptop gets to hot, you take it off your lap. It's not rocket science.


Posted by OrangestO on Jan-18-2012 00:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Acton
Through science, math and engineering, you fucking tool.

As mentioned previously, the actual EMR generated won't directly cause anything. However, the heat as mention by alfi is something to watch out for, but let's be honest, all you need is a bit of common sense in this regard. If your laptop gets to hot, you take it off your lap. It's not rocket science.


My science teacher told me there hasn't been any extensive research done to prove theories related to 'cancer and technology' studies. I believe him more than you.


Posted by srussell0018 on Jan-18-2012 00:26:

My science teacher told me you're a faggot.


Posted by OrangestO on Jan-18-2012 00:30:

quote:
Originally posted by srussell0018
My science teacher told me you're a faggot.



Posted by Acton on Jan-18-2012 00:32:

quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
My science teacher told me there hasn't been any extensive research done to prove theories related to 'cancer and technology' studies. I believe him more than you.


Well, I received my Physics education from the University of Manchester, and personally researched the 'potential implications' of EMR from certain technologies (laptops, TVs and phones) on such things as fuel ignition and biological cell development, with the support of Jeff Forshaw and Brian Cox.

The whole thing was a side project and took no more than a couple of weeks and was so straight forward that even you could understand the concepts, if you gave yourself the opportunity to teach yourself some elementary physics. I mean come on, even srussell0018 managed to grasp the basic concept in his previous post.

Anyway, you have the right to believe what you want, but forgive me for not believing in what your primary school science teacher has taught you.


Posted by srussell0018 on Jan-18-2012 00:34:

Hey


Posted by Acton on Jan-18-2012 00:37:

quote:
Originally posted by srussell0018
Hey


Calm down, I was actually impressed.


Posted by OrangestO on Jan-18-2012 00:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Acton
Well I received my Physics education from the University of Manchester, and personally researched the 'potential implications' of EMR from certain technologies (laptops, TVs and phones) on such things as fuel ignition and biological cell development, with the assistance of Jeff Forshaw and Brian Cox.

The whole thing was a side project and took no more than a couple of weeks and was so straight forward that even you could understand the concepts, if you gave yourself the opportunity to teach yourself some elementary physics. I mean come on, even srussell0018 managed to grasp the basic concept in his previous post.

Anyway, you have the right to believe what you want, but forgive me for not believing in what your primary school science teacher has taught you.


My science teacher is going to one day win the Nobel Peace Prize. He's going to save everyone's brain and balls from being contaminated with the toxic waves that drift around like demons among us.


Posted by srussell0018 on Jan-18-2012 00:41:

"Science Teacher" = I never really applied myself to learning anything useful, so I'll just teach teenagers what the pH level of water is.


Posted by plastikE on Jan-18-2012 00:45:


Posted by Acton on Jan-18-2012 00:49:

quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
My science teacher is going to one day win the Nobel Peace Prize. He's going to save everyone's brain and balls from being contaminated with the toxic waves that drift around like demons among us.


Two of my friends have already won a Nobel Prize for physics (for Graphene), my others include a world leader in theoretical physics and a brilliant particle physicist, who has achieved celebrity status for his intelligence, passion and enthusiasm on the subject.

Come back to me when you have some ground to stand on, or at least when you think you can hold an intelligent physics debate.

If not, continue trolling and have a nice day.


Posted by srussell0018 on Jan-18-2012 00:51:

I like Acton.
















Posted by OrangestO on Jan-18-2012 00:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Acton
Two of my friends have already won a Nobel Prize for physics (for Graphene), my others include a world leader in theoretical physics and a brilliant particle physicist, who has achieved celebrity status for his intelligence, passion and enthusiasm on the subject.

Come back to me when you have some ground to stand on, or at least when you think you can hold an intelligent physics debate.

If not, continue trolling and have a nice day.


This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

There's waves in the air going around making people sick and you don't even care. You just want to type about these big shots you know and expect that to clean and clear the air of this technological infestation. That won't solve the problem, bro. My science teacher will tell you all about it.


Posted by zyklon-jay on Jan-18-2012 01:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Acton
Well, I received my Physics education from the University of Manchester, and personally researched the 'potential implications' of EMR from certain technologies (laptops, TVs and phones) on such things as fuel ignition and biological cell development, with the support of Jeff Forshaw and Brian Cox.

The whole thing was a side project and took no more than a couple of weeks and was so straight forward that even you could understand the concepts, if you gave yourself the opportunity to teach yourself some elementary physics. I mean come on, even srussell0018 managed to grasp the basic concept in his previous post.

Anyway, you have the right to believe what you want, but forgive me for not believing in what your primary school science teacher has taught you.


quoted for epic burn. high school science teachers probably took philosophy in college.


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