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Posted by LoveHate on Jan-18-2012 22:44:

The Bad Analogies Thread

much like lions in the wild, they have one chance to pounce on their pray, and if they fuck up the deer is gone. And the same can be said when running into females in public. Today i was just minding my own business walking the street, when a few girls walked by me, one of them said hi, i normally dont get approached in public so i didnt say anything until i was a little distance away, and i looked back and the girl screamed back "i said hi! "by the than i was to far to run any game but im just replaying that scenario in my head and shaking my head at myself because i just missed an opportunity.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jan-18-2012 22:46:

girls are like deer, theres tons of em. fuck em. hit one with your car

Posted by aquila on Jan-18-2012 22:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
girls are like deer, theres tons of em. fuck em. hit one with your car

I have never ever fucked a deer. What's it like?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jan-18-2012 22:49:

sorta like fuckin a moose.

Posted by OrangestO on Jan-18-2012 22:50:

Girls are like deer because of Bambi.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jan-18-2012 23:09:

girls are more like pigs

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-18-2012 23:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
girls are more like pigs

Girls like having their ears pulled while you give them raspberries?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-18-2012 23:13:

US HILL FOLK IS ON OCCASION LONESOME, OK??

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jan-18-2012 23:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
They like having their ears pulled while you give them raspberries?

when i pull their tail they straighten up a lil, but when i let em go they go all screwy again

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-18-2012 23:15:

They also look good hanging from a hook in a freezer.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Jan-18-2012 23:16:

Girls are actually more like bucks, all they want is your doe. hehehe, ok, I can be done.

Posted by LoveHate on Jan-18-2012 23:19:

Damn.

Posted by meriter on Jan-18-2012 23:43:

if anything girls are more like cats

Posted by OrangestO on Jan-18-2012 23:46:

quote:
Originally posted by meriter
if anything girls are more like cats

Not all girls...

Posted by meriter on Jan-18-2012 23:52:

I think what OP means is that opportunities are like deer

Posted by LoveHate on Jan-19-2012 00:16:

quote:
Originally posted by meriter
I think what OP means is that opportunities are like deer

yes

I should of been more clear with that.

Posted by phyrrus on Jan-19-2012 00:49:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
girls are more like pigs

pigs tend to chew, I'd say they're more like ducks.

Posted by meriter on Jan-19-2012 00:52:

Posted by meriter on Jan-19-2012 01:04:

quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
yes

I should of been more clear with that.

Just change the title to "The Bad Analogies Thread" and let's just go with it