im thinking about about starting new church. need name suggestions.

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Posted by Spacey Orange on Feb-01-2012 00:14:

im thinking about about starting new church. need name suggestions.

it is a side business. it wont be affiliated with other any major religious organizations. any suggestions for a name? cheers

soon to be reverand spacey

Posted by Lira on Feb-01-2012 00:43:

The Dutch Edam Trinity.

You could begin prayers saying stuff like "In the name of the Ferry, the Armin, and the Holy Tijs, we hereby tell ye what is gouda".

Posted by Spacey Orange on Feb-01-2012 01:01:

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Originally posted by Lira
The Dutch Edam Trinity.

You could begin prayers saying stuff like "In the name of the Ferry, the Armin, and the Holy Tijs, we hereby tell ye what is gouda".
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im serious lira. whos gonna wanna give money to some trinity like that.

Posted by Lira on Feb-01-2012 01:22:

The Dutch Oven Banking System. Where "Oven" stands for "Open". And "Dutch" is a reference to a holy city next to Amsterdam and Rotterdam. Namely, Jerusadam. I'm sure your followers won't notice anything wrong.

Churchgoers make investments in your church, and wire you the money so they can invest in "heaven stocks". Have a software imitate the behaviour of actual stocks so they believe something is actually happening to the money. Of course, heaven doesn't really the money, so you can use it with their permission, and you can say your wealth comes from your own investments.

How about now?

Posted by Sushipunk on Feb-01-2012 01:31:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
Jerusadam

Posted by VAR on Feb-01-2012 02:13: