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Looking for a ghost DJ

I'm too lazy and intelligent to DJ, but I've decided that I want to get filthy rich from my choonz. So, I'm looking for some DJ to create a DJ cryophonik persona on my behalf. You must be at least as uber-sexy as I am, which obviously rules out 99% of you, and you'll need to perform somewhere in the range of 10-15 jesus poses per minute and sport a hipster baseball cap like nobody's bizness. You won't get paid a dime and any/all earnings will go directly to me, but you get all the girls and STDs that my name will certainly attract. Any takers?

waving my arms in the air behind a couple cd players AND std's?


sign me up

my demo mix!
http://snd.sc/zxiwWb

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Originally posted by MSZ

LOL

Just plug in your ipod with one of Armin's podcasts on it.

LOLZ..!! Just go to the graveyard and tune into a channel..You will find many Ghost DJ's.

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Originally posted by cryophonik a hipster baseball cap like nobody's bizness

Hahaha, hipsters don't wear ballcaps...

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Originally posted by Beatflux Hahaha, hipsters don't wear ballcaps...

There is one out there somewhere that does and trust me, eventually they all will and that one dude will spam heaven and earth to tell all his hipster lemming buddies that "he" was into ballcaps before they were cool

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Originally posted by Beatflux Hahaha, hipsters don't wear ballcaps...

We can safely assume that you've never been to California then.

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Originally posted by MSZ

A+

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Originally posted by cryophonik You won't get paid a dime and any/all earnings will go directly to me, but you get all the girls and STDs that my name will certainly attract.

I'LL DO IT.

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Originally posted by MSZ

I have a friend who owns an S2 and has only ever DJed with the S2. One day he started making fun of a kid who couldn't beat match. This is exactly what I thought of.

OS's should fail more, i mean MAC OS is too stable and doesn't let fail djs fail as often as their should , windows 95 should be mandatory for all the laptop djs.

I know thats a joke but 95 was way more stable then say, vista.

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Originally posted by Beatflux Hahaha, hipsters don't wear ballcaps...

There's probably some dbag hipsters out there who wear it ironically to show how pleb the masses are with their baseball fandom.

Maybe one day it will be hip to like things unironically again.

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Originally posted by cryophonik We can safely assume that you've never been to California then.

You mean a trucker hat?

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Originally posted by Vector A Maybe one day it will be hip to like things unironically again.

LOL

T-shirt worthy.

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Originally posted by Beatflux Hahaha, hipsters don't wear ballcaps...

Ed Hardy to boot plus the cliche arm tat. If someone off'ed this pos I would claim karma and laugh.

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Originally posted by Rodri Santos OS's should fail more, i mean MAC OS is too stable and doesn't let fail djs fail as often as their should , windows 95 should be mandatory for all the laptop djs.

Jealous much?

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Originally posted by Beatflux Hahaha, hipsters don't wear ballcaps...

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Originally posted by cryophonik We can safely assume that you've never been to California then.

Lol, it's part of the non-conformist uniform (geddit?)

Sure it's not a von dutch, but I see more Hipsters (especially silverlake or venice) wearing their supra, kr3w or vintage caps that I do anyone else.

Here's some proof:

i am not trying to bash the top names because they are top producers most times and probably djing isn't their passion but it's where the money is.

btw



When you don't even need to know the basics it's easy to fail on this kind of things.

Edit: mm photo above this post, red lining the master of the mixer... you just need to have a 10 seconds look to the mixer of a dj to know if he knows his thing or not.

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Originally posted by Rodri Santos i am not trying to bash the top names because they are top producers most times and probably djing isn't their passion but it's where the money is. btw When you don't even need to know the basics it's easy to fail on this kind of things. Edit: mm photo above this post, red lining the master of the mixer... you just need to have a 10 seconds look to the mixer of a dj to know if he knows his thing or not.

True, but they said this photo was taken the split second that USB cable happen to fall out due to their pure awesomeness.

Have to be careful not to get too awesome, or your cables go crazy.

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