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I am constipated

I haven't gone in three days and that's with eating a lot of junk food. Feel bad and bloated.

I bet you're looking forward to this part

Stick some fleet enema up your ass.

anal helps

Good for you. I just had a rather unpleasant emergenshit at a shopping mall.

It was a liberating experience after it was over, but the tension until I reached the restroom was overwhelming.

Eat a couple of apples and then drink a cup of black coffee.

Shit nigga I got a roid and on Tuesday I took the fastest and most painful shit ever. I popped my roid and was bleeding out of my ass. It sucked!

3 days is nothing

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Originally posted by Redd 3 days is nothing

Fully nothing.

Now, I'm not a nervous flyer at all. I love being in airplanes. It's exciting. My dad used to work for an airline when I was a kid, and we'd fly all over the place.

These days though, for some reason, if I'm about to take a flight, I can't shit. Doesn't matter if I'd had a particularly nasty vindaloo the night before, no difference. And it will take my insides about 3-5 days to get back on track. EVEN WITH A VINDALOO.

That said, there's NOTHING like a big, massive crap, after not pooping for 3-5 days. Absolutely superb.

Haha wow, I didn't think anyone else had a strange "thing" like that. Though I never thought of it as a result of flying, that might be it. When I was younger and went abroad I could, I shit you not, go 10 days without taking a dump. Yes I would totally plug the unfortunate toilet I gave birth into. It has to be said that even now, without traveling, I usually only squeeze one out once every 3 days. Weird digestion/metabolism or whatever.

On a side note; cleaning your ears with those cotton-sticks while letting the monster inside you out is something to try. It's double pleasure.

Do people who enjoy getting anal enjoy taking a dump more than the rest of us?

If it comes out after the fifth day you can brick your house with it.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Fully nothing. Now, I'm not a nervous flyer at all. I love being in airplanes. It's exciting. My dad used to work for an airline when I was a kid, and we'd fly all over the place. These days though, for some reason, if I'm about to take a flight, I can't shit. Doesn't matter if I'd had a particularly nasty vindaloo the night before, no difference. And it will take my insides about 3-5 days to get back on track. EVEN WITH A VINDALOO. That said, there's NOTHING like a big, massive crap, after not pooping for 3-5 days. Absolutely superb.

Same, but it's a blessing in disguise. Better than being stuck on a plane with diarrhoea.

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Originally posted by Redd I usually only squeeze one out once every 3 days.

I read "squeeze out one ounce every 3 days".

Meat, got any cats?

man once a day... and less is just nasty...


who wants a bunch of shit piling up in your body?

fucking gross




every day before my shower.

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Originally posted by Allied Nations man once a day... and less is just nasty...

Oh, I agree. I'm pretty regular with my dumping behaviour: Get up, have a coffee, have a dump, have breakfast.

For some reason though, the flying thing just ties up my insides

ive taken plenty of shits on plans... no biggie


always jokes when people are in line to use it

I've never shat while in a plane. Ever.

Peed an awful lot though, especially on long haul flights with free alcohol

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Originally posted by Sushipunk I've never shat while in a plane. Ever.

Have done it on a longhaul flight from London to Hong Kong. Did so much it stuck to the side of the pan and wouldn't flush. I can't imagine what the next person in the cubicle would've thought of that...

Yeah after 20 years of not shitting on planes I did recently. Felt like joining the mile high club. Fuck yeah.

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