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my goal in life is to jerk off once in every country of the world

so far i've done it in 8 countries and once over the atlantic ocean in the plane. this leaves 188 countries to jerk off in.

i dont know how i'll pull it off, maybe i should just focus on the major countries, the ones where if i told someone "hey i once jerked off there", it would make a real impression on them. you know what i mean?

Re: my goal in life is to jerk off once in every country of the world

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 if i told someone "hey i once jerked off there", it would make a real impression on them. you know what i mean?

Where in these countries? The hotels? The taxi cabs? On top of the national monuments? This is key here.

Does it count if you do it using Google Earth? Half points? What are the rules on this?

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 maybe i should just focus on the major countries, the ones where if i told someone "hey i once jerked off there", it would make a real impression on them. you know what i mean?

I suggest starting in the most dangerous countries first, and bonus points for doing it in the middle of the busiest intersection in the country! Go forth my brother and bring lots of lube.

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Originally posted by aquila

In your case, getting to those countries at all would be most impressive.

I demand photo documentation of you in those countries(not of you jerking off, please, spare me the agony).

Incidentally, I have a friend who traveled the world and told me that he made love in all the countries he visited, with his wife, which is rather charming.

He's into solo sex he ain't into makin love

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Originally posted by Intellekshual with his wife

BORING

How about get a woman pregnant in each country and hope all those kids become politicians Who knows you can rule the world.

If Genghis Khan, so can you!

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Originally posted by WittyHandle He's into solo sex he ain't into makin love

sex with another person is great, don't get me wrong. it just doesn't come close to the real thing, tho, ie, doing yourself.

one of these days i plan to slip something in my own drink, take myself home and have my way with myself all night long.

not to mention how expensive having sex with someone in every country must be for you...all those escorts must get pricey

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights not to mention how expensive having sex with someone in every country must be for you...all those escorts must get pricey

you raise a very valid point, dear sir. over the years i've spent many thousands in the pursuit of pleasure. has it always been worth it? i ask myself this every time i drop 500 or so on a ho, and over time the answers have averaged to a 'yes' about half the time.

but then this isn't abt me fuckin chics, it's abt me fucking myself. so there's no real cash outlay to speak of here (other than getting myself drunk first).

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 over the years i've spent many thousands in the pursuit of pleasure. has it always been worth it? i ask myself this every time i drop 500 or so on a ho

Seriously though, five hundred dollars for a nut busting session? That's... impressive. I guess you do have the financial means to make this happen, because I can't imagine spending this much money on a single week, let alone in just one night

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Originally posted by Lira Seriously though, five hundred dollars for a nut busting session? That's... impressive. I guess you do have the financial means to make this happen, because I can't imagine spending this much money on a single week, let alone in just one night

if i showed you pics of some of these women, i'm sure you'd figure out a way to come up with $500 real quick

Show us these hoes.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 if i showed you pics of some of these women, i'm sure you'd figure out a way to come up with $500 real quick

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Originally posted by MSZ Show us these hoes.

Yeah! I want to know if they're winged humanoids that glow in the dark.

Or just unbelievably hot (although I really hope they can fly )

do you keep a bound photo album?

Scrapbook > Photo album

stop masturbating and start living life you pathetic ****...been making masturbation threads for years.

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...5464&forumid=16

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...0551&forumid=16


or try killing yourself again


http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...6756&forumid=16

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Originally posted by LoveHate stop masturbating and start living life you pathetic ****...been making masturbation threads for years. http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...5464&forumid=16 http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...0551&forumid=16 or try killing yourself again http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...6756&forumid=16

i tried to stop but it's too much of a good thing, so i gave up.

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