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Posted by dj kinetica on Sep-10-2002 07:32:

*** you guys gotta read this ***

makes you wanna kick the writer in the face

i especially like the part where he mentions glowsticks and passifiers

Posted by fastmp3 on Sep-10-2002 07:38:

hehe dude this is so old , i remember sothis telling us about it makes wanna crack laughing when i read it , and by the way it's not serious

Posted by jdat on Sep-10-2002 14:15:

PARENTAL WARNINGS hahahahaha

1. Has your son asked you to change ISPs?

2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".
hahahahahah

3. Has your child asked for new hardware?

4. Does your child read hacking manuals?

5. How much time does your child spend using the computer each day?

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

9. Has your son radically changed his appearance?

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

10. Is your son struggling academically?

hahahahhha this is hilarious

think about it

one day you to will be a parent and will be reading the same bullshit, worrying about your kids

Posted by lonne on Sep-10-2002 15:56:

Psycho..............

Posted by dj_cuba on Sep-10-2002 16:50:

LMFAO!! I enjoyed that Sounds EXACTLY like my parents ..seriously

Posted by netw3rkd on Sep-10-2002 16:58:

quote:
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

rotfl

It's fake though...been around for years. Posted on dozens of websites. It's pretty amusing though.

Posted by FrosT on Sep-10-2002 19:56:

lol that was great

Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". LOL

Does your son use Quake? LOL like its a substance

Posted by Mail Man on Sep-10-2002 22:49:

quote:
Originally posted by jdat

2. Are you finding programs on your computer that you don't remember installing?
"Bonzi Buddy"

that wee ****** strikes again!

Can i be ur friend

If u had parents like that, u would Die of bordom

Posted by dj kinetica on Sep-11-2002 10:15:

uh oh...i just tried to access that site again and it said

I promise you I will not stop until your company is bankrupt and your editors are in jail.
-- Jeremy Werner, Segment Marketing Engineer, Advanced Micro Devices