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Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-28-2012 04:00:

Chicks that gross you out

I once waited so long to bang this chick. Put some real work into it. she lived out of town and with some chatting convinced her to come visit me. I really never met her before but her pics turned me the fuck on. So I finally get to bang this girl for the first time and she kept complaining how much it hurt. She told me something was wrong. She then found a fuckin tampon lodged in her cooter. I was fuckin grossed right the fuck out. How did that get lodged in there in the first place?? i wanted to puke. The only way I could think that could have happened is if some other guy plowed her before me not knowing it was there and crushed it in her. Most likely he came in that tampon too. so my dick was most likely touching another mans sperm trapped in the tampon. All i kept thinking about was my dick ramming that thing and squeezing sperm into my dick hole.

god damn I almost puked that day.

anyone else got any gross stories from banging crazy dirty broads?

Posted by Sushipunk on Sep-28-2012 04:02:

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-28-2012 04:04:

Goddamn are you for real? How the fuck does someone forget they're wearing a fucking tampon?? There's a string HANGING RIGHT OUTSIDE IT!!

Did she have a huge vagina??

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-28-2012 04:05:

Oh my god. And imagine the smell! Wtf Eric didn't the smell tip you off??? Wtf.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-28-2012 04:06:

she must have sneezed very hard and it had to grab air through her vagina and sucked everything in.

either that or god was secretly telling me she was not the one for me

Posted by Vivid Boy on Sep-28-2012 04:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
Oh my god. And imagine the smell! Wtf Eric didn't the smell tip you off??? Wtf.

i dunno what i was thinking. it was lonely times i guess

Posted by meriter on Sep-28-2012 04:24:

wow okay that's enough internet for today

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-28-2012 04:25:

I bet Jay has some good gross chick stories.

Posted by WittyHandle on Sep-28-2012 04:28:

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-28-2012 04:35:

Hahah yeah...anyone who would tell such a story is clearly a batshit insane liar. Why would anyone think it's a good idea to share a story like that??

But let's remember it's Eric - I'm sure he's just bored.

I know I lol'ed hard.

Posted by kadomony on Sep-28-2012 04:52:

reminds me of that story of the dude that found something in a girl's vag and saved it and cut it open or something. or was that her?

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-28-2012 04:54:

Omg. Totally forgot about that ughhhh omgbarf!

Posted by OrangestO on Sep-28-2012 05:04:

how can u make a last thread on ta thread and then make another one after that

that's not revolutionary bro

Posted by Lira on Sep-28-2012 05:09:

Today at the gym a really fat bird I had never seen before decided to hold the handle of the weight machine I was using without saying a single word. She just looked back at the instructor and yelled something like "It's this one right? How many repetitions?". And when I approached her to explain I was already using it - and offered to take turns, as we do - she simply turned around and went to an altogether different exercise machine by my side and started doing something completely random.

The thing is, she then ripped the nastiest fart I've ever had the displeasure to smell. In a closed room. Right next to me. And trotted away as if nothing happened.

So, yeah, although this is not really a frequent event in my life, she REALLY grossed me out.

Posted by OrangestO on Sep-28-2012 05:10:

exercise machines are for phaggots

Posted by Guest on Sep-28-2012 05:13:

lmfao OP

epic story is epic, even if it ain't true

Posted by Looney4Clooney on Sep-28-2012 05:17:

real men jazzercize

Posted by Lira on Sep-28-2012 05:31:

quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
exercise machines are for phaggots

Geez, sorry, I had no idea it was an exclusive thing!

I'll make sure and get the authorisation of the local phaggots next time, thanks!

Posted by kadomony on Sep-28-2012 05:41:

quote:
Originally posted by OrangestO
exercise machines are for phaggots

do u even lift?

Posted by Igaryok on Sep-28-2012 05:47:

The only thing I want to know is why would you fuck a girl you've never met without a condom?

What the fuck is wrong with you?!?

Posted by Spacey Orange on Sep-28-2012 05:49:

frenchie and that ania chick.

Posted by CTtranceaddict on Sep-28-2012 08:19:

I had a similar experience years ago, learned my MOFUCKIN lesson.

I got tested, THANK GOD , THANK GOD X10000X INFINITY, that everything was negative. Bro get yourself tested, hope for the best.

People just put the damn thing on, that damn little rubber will save your life.

Posted by Sushipunk on Sep-28-2012 08:55:

CTtranceaddict is obviously a rampant whore, who will sleep with anyone.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-28-2012 10:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
CTtranceaddict is obviously a rampant whore, who will sleep with anyone.

I'm surprised pkc would choose such an obvious name for an alt.

Posted by Kylle on Sep-28-2012 11:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Miss Pie
Hahah yeah...anyone who would tell such a story is clearly a batshit insane liar. Why would anyone think it's a good idea to share a story like that??

But let's remember it's Eric - I'm sure he's just bored.

I know I lol'ed hard.

You are in love with Eric. You love him so much

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