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I always thought cats were too stupid to train...

this kid has too much time on his hands...

I've had my dog for 14 years. I'll ball my eyes out if something happens to her.

Matt, you make me believe in god... You really do.

You have reached me in a way that no other soul has.

Every time I read your posts, I pray...

I pray that god will strike you down for being a dunce.

GO AHEAD HATE ON ME HATERS

I think that song should be my TA song

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Matt, you make me believe in god... You really do. You have reached me in a way that no other soul has. Every time I read your posts, I pray... I pray that god will strike you down for being a dunce.

Mattsanity has been a goofy personality since 2003.

Cats are actually too smart to train lol. The problem with cats is they're independent. Dogs just love you and are loyal but they're less intelligent.

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Originally posted by Seandroid Cats are actually too smart to train lol. The problem with cats is they're independent. Dogs just love you and are loyal but they're less intelligent.

I think they are pretty much equally smart. Cat's show an ability to learn on their own, while dogs can learn much more complex behaviors.

I have had some pretty retarded cats as pets though, but almost always a fairly intelligent dog.

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Originally posted by Mattsanity. Mattsanity has been a goofy personality since 2003.

He's come so far since then.

A Cat's brain will intake more information than a Dogs but a Dog can process the information it does take in more efficiently.

I hate people who say "cats are independent"

Can they open the fuckin door on their own? no.
Can They make their own food? No.


they're just assholes. Thats the difference.

Great song.

i think cats have a more suitable anatomy for this kind of exercises than dogs. Dogs may be stronger but cats have more agility , the problem is that they have a though nature and behaviour, they're often lazy won't be easy to trick them to do something like this and they've to be fit.

Just think pick a 5 year old dog and a cat, throw a ball. The dog will run to the ball and maybe come with it, the cat will take a shit on your shoes.

Our cat is about 5 and will bring a ball back to you just like a dog would. :3

Stupid owners make for stupid pets.

I've trained my cats to knead my groin until I get MASSIVE boners.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo I've trained my cats to knead my groin until I get MASSIVE boners.

lol

Re: I always thought cats were too stupid to train...

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Originally posted by citric_acid this kid has too much time on his hands...

Anyone notice the lazy cat at 40 seconds?

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy I hate people who say "cats are independent" Can they open the fuckin door on their own? no. Can They make their own food? No. they're just assholes. Thats the difference.

This cracked me up. Very true. I remember a quote by Terry Pratchett (I think) that went to the effect of "Cats often give the impression they are only tolerating their human owners until someone invents a paw-operated can opener".

And I love all the people in this thread talking with complete confidence about a subject where they have clearly consulted no scientific research whatsoever.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On Our cat is about 5 and will bring a ball back to you just like a dog would. :3 Stupid owners make for stupid pets.

Well you trained him in someway i guess i was considering both animals wild.

I prefer cats i've had a cat when i was a child and... a duck. But dogs are loyal and surely you can have more fun with them, kittens might be funny and manageable, adult cats simply don't give a fuck about you as long as their food is guaranted. Not to mention that dogs can be useful as keepers for sheeps for example, guards of your house... while a cat if a burglar comes in probably would hide behind the closet.

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Originally posted by Seandroid Cats are actually too smart to train lol. The problem with cats is they're independent. Dogs just love you and are loyal but they're less intelligent.

hurrdurr

Dogs are clearly smarter because they poop in the grass instead of in boxes because it's fertilizing the soil and is good for the environment.

Case closed.

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Originally posted by Rodri Santos Just think pick a 5 year old dog and a cat, throw a ball. The dog will run to the ball and maybe come with it, the cat will take a shit on your shoes.

I have a cat that fetches actually

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J This cracked me up. Very true. I remember a quote by Terry Pratchett (I think) that went to the effect of "Cats often give the impression they are only tolerating their human owners until someone invents a paw-operated can opener". And I love all the people in this thread talking with complete confidence about a subject where they have clearly consulted no scientific research whatsoever.

Bitch, I read the entire Wikipedia page on cats.

i stopped reading when one of you idiots said that cats are too smart to be trained, therefor they're smarter than dogs and then another one of you idiots said that dogs and cats are equally smart.

idiots.

lolwat, srsly

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