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stay strong, stay single

lately a whole bunch of my friends/acquaintances (yeah yeah i know, surprise surprise i actually do have friends ) have started to drop. every month or so practically now for the last year i've been hearing of how so and so got engaged or is abt to be married, and it really sucks because it's getting to the point where everyone's doin boring couple's shit, living on married-people time with no urge to go out and party anymore.

it used to be different, weekends were meant to just throw down, now it's all so fuckin mellow. i still have a few fellow soldiers who've remained true to the cause but unfortunately they're in a different city.

what's a john to do. stay strong, stay single everyone.

Sorry, old chap, no can do

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Originally posted by Lira Sorry, old chap, no can do

no dude, being with a woman and staying in getting drunk and high and playing counter-strike together is 1000x better than roaming a dark club with too many people, desperately trying to get laid just to validate your manhood.

i get laid all the time and all i have to do is be alive to get it.

I feel that. I'm one of the few remaining soldiers holding out on this fort too.

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Originally posted by BTG i get laid all the time and all i have to do is be alive to get it.

You're a hot chick?

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Originally posted by WittyHandle You're a hot chick?

was about to say!

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Originally posted by WittyHandle You're a hot chick?

He's fucking Matt Damon!

"Fucking" as the expletive, not as the verb

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Originally posted by Lira Sorry, old chap, no can do

This.
Married life is wonderful if you're with the right person.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 i still have a few fellow soldiers who've remained true to the cause

What cause? Being a lonely shitblimp who has to pay hookers to get laid? No thanks.

Shitblimp

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 lately a whole bunch of my friends/acquaintances (yeah yeah i know, surprise surprise i actually do have friends ) have started to drop. every month or so practically now for the last year i've been hearing of how so and so got engaged or is abt to be married, and it really sucks because it's getting to the point where everyone's doin boring couple's shit, living on married-people time with no urge to go out and party anymore. it used to be different, weekends were meant to just throw down, now it's all so fuckin mellow. i still have a few fellow soldiers who've remained true to the cause but unfortunately they're in a different city. what's a john to do. stay strong, stay single everyone.

You are everything that is wrong with society. You are acting like a 30 year old man-child. It is time you grow up and drop the immature life of partying like a damned teenage degenerate. I hope for humanity's sake you aren't white.

Staying single means that you are strong? Wrong. It means that you aren't prepared to step up to the plate and accept the responsibility of adulthood, marry, and have children. If you don't want any of this, you are a genetic dead end and therefore useless.

Party until you die from an OD, asshole.

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Originally posted by Intellekshual This. Married life is wonderful if you're with the right person.

Yea especially if they do everything for you and all you have to do in return is spread your legs.

So great.

Do you really feel entitled to comment on the marriage of two people you don't even know?

Yes. You and whoever you're engaged to are going to divorce eventually. I would put some money on that.

What makes married life so different than any other committed relationship life? I feel like the only married people who say bullshit like that are the ones who had shotgun weddings/short engagements.

Oh wait.

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Originally posted by srussell0018 Do you really feel entitled to comment on the marriage of two people you don't even know?

On a forum where they both participate and love to include there business, yes.

Are you butthurt about this, as well?

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Originally posted by OrangestO Yea especially if they do everything for you and all you have to do in return is spread your legs. So great.

Holy shit, man. Let it go. I got my wife some flowers for Valentine's Day and suddenly you know all there is about us! You're steadily approaching ass tampon status with the pains you put yourself through to divine some kind of knowledge about Selma and I's relationship.

Do you host little puppet shows starring us to work out all your frustrations in not personally knowing Selma and I? Do you find yourself often daydreaming about our day-to-day lives, wondering what it would be like to even know us? Now the husband walks up the steps *doo-doo-doo-dooo* *creak* "Hi, honey- I'm home!" Oh hello, my beautiful husband, how was your day at work?" "Oh, everything was just peachy, I got a raise so I bought you these flowe- NO MOM WAS NEVER LIKE THIS SHE JUST WASNT THIS HAPPY WHY CANT I HAVE HER AIGHHHHhh I'm SO STUPID I'M SO STUPID STUPID STUPID SHE WAS RIGHT *beats self with crude doll and then jerks off until he passes out*

Oh I see. Married life means you will have someone to defend you on an internet forum, uncinditonally, for life. Or divorce. Heh.

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Originally posted by Marcus Summers If you don't want any of this, you are a genetic dead end and therefore useless.

Kill yourself.

Can't Hal and Selma see that their marriage is tearing this forum apart??!!

"He's my hero."

*swooooon*

Cao Ni Ma Ge Bi.

Why on earth would one tuck it back when wearing a Superman outfit? I thought the whole point of it was to show off your package.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay Cao Ni Ma Ge Bi.

Take your ching-chong garbage somewhere else.

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