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Posted by rory21 on Sep-19-2002 19:55:

Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks To Male Chat Up Lines

Careful ... these might get you seriously hurt

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you a fat slut.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: There's no need to get on your knees suck on my cock just yet, we've only just met!!!

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done shagging you in the back of my car, don't give a shit where you go.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: That explains the moustache then!

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your arse.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is impossible to shake off once you've been shagged.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Cool, as long as you are still a little warm when I shove it up your arse.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said your arse looks fat in that skirt.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.
Man: Just as well cos I've been shagging your mum while your dad watches.

Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch!!

Posted by smh on Sep-19-2002 19:58:

LOL, there fair good!

Posted by Jfusion on Sep-19-2002 21:55:

Re: Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks To Male Chat Up Lines

quote:
Originally posted by djrory

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said your arse looks fat in that skirt.

Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said your arse looks fat in those pants.

Posted by malek on Sep-20-2002 02:18:

bahahhahaah

Posted by Trance-Canada on Sep-20-2002 02:30:

LOL

Posted by NightCreature on Sep-20-2002 02:42:

Re: Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks To Male Chat Up Lines

quote:
Originally posted by djrory
Careful ... these might get you seriously hurt
Man: You're pretty
Woman: Piss off.
Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty ugly, you fat bitch!!

lol, this one is good

Posted by Lira on Sep-20-2002 02:56:

Re: Re: Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks To Male Chat Up Lines

quote:
Originally posted by NightCreature

lol, this one is good

Yeah, the others were a bit unpolite... a good answer must be funny and polite at the same time

Posted by PeacefulWarrior on Sep-20-2002 03:32:

nice

Posted by Vanilla on Sep-20-2002 03:46:

Re: Male Comebacks To Female Comebacks To Male Chat Up Lines

quote:
Originally posted by djrory
Man: Would you like to dance?
Woman: I'd rather eat glass.
Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said your arse looks fat in that skirt.

That's just bad.... his response should be like "Wouldnt the shards cut up my dick when you suck it?" The rest are funny tho

Posted by TranceSeeker on Sep-20-2002 15:45:

hahaha some very good ones there!

Posted by dr me on Sep-20-2002 18:35:

Posted by Shudder on Sep-24-2002 16:25:

some of those are brutal but great

Posted by RazerYokes on Sep-24-2002 21:34:

hehe rude but justified

~ RazerYokes

Posted by milanster on Sep-24-2002 22:49:

lool funny

thing is we guyz sometimes kiss ass to talk to some chick, and then claim to be "THE MAN"

Posted by netw3rkd on Sep-24-2002 23:22:

Posted by assassin8 on Sep-25-2002 02:54:

lol