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who is the COR's favorite masturbator?

this question has bothered many regulars here for years now and i think it's time we settled it once and for all. well at least for this year. next year we can start another poll. or if the rankings change rapidly we can narrow the focus to the month/week level, picking a new masturbator-in-chief for each period.

so i'm starting a poll where the choices are the COR's most prominent and accomplished masturbators, the kind who spend labor day weekends in their dark rooms jerking it to oh i dunno perhaps bang bros or the latest uploads on porntube or something. the nominees here have also been known to assiduously track down pictures of female TAs on the web, or perhaps add them to their FB pages only to gain access to fapping material. that's what sets these guys apart from your average run-of-the-mill masturbator, the kind who rubs one out to the cute intern in the bathroom at lunchtime or whatever.

alright, choose wisely!

PKC jerks it to football players. He gets my favourite for being such a plebeian.

You can't put yourself in the poll twice, that's like cheating on your hand! And I don't believe you're ambidextrous

I'm subbing Nou in, on your second entry

Re: who is the COR's favorite masturbator?

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 the nominees here have also been known to assiduously track down pictures of female TAs on the web, or perhaps add them to their FB pages only to gain access to fapping material

Pfffttt... everybody knows I've got nothing but pictures of Kant in my wank bank!

Well, that and pictures of porn stars with breast sizes that push the limits of the Western alphabet.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk You can't put yourself in the poll twice, that's like cheating on your hand! And I don't believe you're ambidextrous I'm subbing Nou in, on your second entry

well i figured you'd be too busy jerkin off to notice

Im wayyy passed wanking it to bang bros. now a days i need a finger in my ass and need to watch old person porn

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 well i figured you'd be too busy jerkin off to notice

How can a TA jerk off without Nou? That's like TA101.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy Im wayyy passed wanking it to bang bros. now a days i need a finger in my ass and need to watch old person porn

Clown or midget porn is where it's at. Preferably both.

You get Wee-Man cruising the suburbs in a van, looking for tail, while dressed like a clown, then we have BUSINESS.

brb

I've already addressed the issue of masturbation and the issues internet pornography has created over the past two decades or so.

It is a shame that it has become a running joke, not only on the internet, but in real life.

Keep listening to people telling you it prevents prostate cancer. Your limp and chaffed cock will thank you at the age of 80 for having saved you from cancer.

Stu, were you the one who posted that fucked up clown porn video where the clown was blindfolded and the father of the girl getting fucked? I think it was you, you sick fuck.

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Originally posted by Marcus Summers Keep listening to people telling you it prevents prostate cancer. Your limp and chaffed cock will thank you at the age of 80 for having saved you from cancer.

But without porn your cock would still be totally rockin' it at age 80, right?

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Originally posted by Marcus Summers I've already addressed the issue of masturbation and the issues internet pornography has created over the past two decades or so. It is a shame that it has become a running joke, not only on the internet, but in real life. Keep listening to people telling you it prevents prostate cancer. Your limp and chaffed cock will thank you at the age of 80 for having saved you from cancer.

Dude just what the fuck are you smoking?

Peace.

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Originally posted by Lagrangian Dude just what the fuck are you smoking? Peace.

I'm not smoking anything, Hugo.

Pornography is a tool that is used to create unrealistic and perverted sexual fetishes that establish a degenerate and promiscuous society which focuses on sexual prowess rather than settling down with a wife and producing children.

Masturbation (Which nowadays goes hand-in-hand with pornography) desensitizes the penis, decreases the libido, and increases the chance of erectile dysfunction.

The owners of the porn industry (Gee, I wonder who runs the porn industry?!) want you to get sucked into a harmful habit so you will reproduce less and either become a shut-in or a disgusting pervert having unnatural sexual encounters that you learned from watching this degenerate filth.

12 times a day in various locations around the city.

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Originally posted by Lews Stu, were you the one who posted that fucked up clown porn video where the clown was blindfolded and the father of the girl getting fucked? I think it was you, you sick fuck.

I remember that It wasn't me though

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Originally posted by Marcus Summers Pornography is a tool that is used to create unrealistic and perverted sexual fetishes that establish a degenerate and promiscuous society which focuses on sexual prowess rather than settling down with a wife and producing children.

why should "settling down with a wife and producing children" be the focus of a society?

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 why should "settling down with a wife and producing children" be the focus of a society?

Because he's a dickhead. Moving along.

Personally I think the focus of society should be to be anyone but marcus summers. We don't need anymore close minded idiotic rascists thankyou.

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 why should "settling down with a wife and producing children" be the focus of a society?

Oh, I don't know, because our sole purpose in life is to survive and reproduce. How the hell were you born, buddy?

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Originally posted by Psyshell Because he's a dickhead. Moving along. Personally I think the focus of society should be to be anyone but marcus summers. We don't need anymore close minded idiotic rascists thankyou.

Close minded idiotic racist? Funny how you just go straight to name calling. Ad hominem attacks are the sure-fire way to squelch any pesky "racist", right? Well, not for me. So, tell me friend, you aren't racist? Not even prejudiced? You have no preconceived notions about people? And don't say no, because that certainly isn't true.

Regardless of my level of actual racism, it doesn't go anywhere near mr "oh don't date these sortof chicks they've probably got a mental illness because of their race" .

Go suck a racially inferior dick.

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Originally posted by Psyshell Regardless of my level of actual racism, it doesn't go anywhere near mr "oh don't date these sortof chicks they've probably got a mental illness because of their race" . Go suck a racially inferior dick.

Facts are racist, now? Shit, I better ignore crime statistics, too.

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Originally posted by Marcus Summers I'm not smoking anything, Hugo. Pornography is a tool that is used to create unrealistic and perverted sexual fetishes that establish a degenerate and promiscuous society which focuses on sexual prowess rather than settling down with a wife and producing children. Masturbation (Which nowadays goes hand-in-hand with pornography) desensitizes the penis, decreases the libido, and increases the chance of erectile dysfunction. The owners of the porn industry (Gee, I wonder who runs the porn industry?!) want you to get sucked into a harmful habit so you will reproduce less and either become a shut-in or a disgusting pervert having unnatural sexual encounters that you learned from watching this degenerate filth.

do you have something to back up your assertions or you just blowing smoke out of your ass?

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Originally posted by Marcus Summers

im really bad at telling the deliberately stupid from the honestly stupid. can someone tell me if this guy is for real?

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Originally posted by Psyshell PKC jerks it to football players. He gets my favourite for being such a plebeian.

the COR did some awesome work while you were away. you are a blackhole for fun.

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