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Posted by Ian on Sep-20-2002 10:50:

Useful Spanish Phrases ??

I'm off to Menorca this week, but apart from hello, good evening & goodbye, I don't know a word of spanish.... would ne1 care to help me with everyday phrases

And before Ste posts here... I dont wanna know the spanish for 'do u have a vaginal piercing'

Posted by TranceSeeker on Sep-20-2002 14:16:

qu'est ce que vous avez un piercing a vagina?
qu'estos ce que tos avecos unos piercos a vaginos?

Posted by Lira on Sep-20-2002 14:31:

Hi, how are you? = Hola, como estas?
Beer please = Cerveza, por favor
You're gorgeous = Eres muy guapa

Well... what are you really looking for?

Posted by {b.s.e.} on Sep-20-2002 14:38:

yo qiro taco bell.

Posted by biznology on Sep-20-2002 14:44:

i dunno about Spain, or Menorca...but in Mexico the people 'hate' you less if you say 'mi amigo' after almost anything...its less formal, more like a native speaker.

una cerveza mi amigo...a beer my friend. sounds good actually

Posted by Ian on Sep-20-2002 15:08:

well when I went to mallorca last year I used one or two phrases, and they like it if u make an effort, they give u bigger portions @ restaurants etc I was also stuck with a coachload of english too @ a Real Mallorca football match vs vallecano, that ruled tho no1 could understand our english chants

Posted by plastikE on Sep-20-2002 15:31:

-Que chingado

-Tu madre apesta a queso

-Quieres mamarme el pito

-Esta mierda es cabrona, puta.

-La vaca dice 'moooooo'.

Posted by Lira on Sep-20-2002 16:00:

^^^ Lol

Well, but it depends, what do you need the phrases for? Introducing yourself, flirting, asking for food?

Posted by frontebb on Sep-20-2002 16:07:

quote:
Originally posted by plastikE
-Que chingado

-Tu madre apesta a queso

-Quieres mamarme el pito

-Esta mierda es cabrona, puta.

-La vaca dice 'moooooo'.

What is that? Is that Mex talk or what?

Posted by Lira on Sep-20-2002 16:09:

^^^

These are the phrases you SHOULDN'T ever say in spanish....

... well, la vaca dice 'mooo' may be useful at times

Posted by Ian on Sep-20-2002 17:06:

It's ok, I'd never trust a Manchester United fan hehehe

Posted by Lira on Sep-20-2002 17:30:

hehe, by the way, ferrycorstenfan, has the girl in your avatar got a face? What does she look like? Finally, are those real!? They're huge

Posted by DjSuez on Sep-20-2002 17:56:

soi allergico a sopa de mariscos

= I'm allergic to crustaceans..

quera una muestra de su orina

= can i have a bottle of urine

these are the only two phrases i know, but they give very nice reactions when you ask it in a bar, haha

greetz

Posted by Az on Sep-20-2002 18:19:

whats the spanish for "can I have a plate of herpes?"
Ian might be wanting some

Posted by Ian on Sep-20-2002 22:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Maaz
hehe, by the way, ferrycorstenfan, has the girl in your avatar got a face? What does she look like? Finally, are those real!? They're huge

I dunno if she has a face It was on skysports site during the world cup & I liked it so I shrunk it into an av, tho I'd say they're real enough

And Az.. dont need herpes mate, I hear theres a better deal on syphillis

Posted by netw3rkd on Sep-20-2002 22:24:

quote:
Originally posted by {b.s.e.}
yo qiro taco bell.

Posted by displaced on Sep-20-2002 22:38:

quote:
Originally posted by plastikE

-La vaca dice 'moooooo'.

a cow says "mooooo"?!?!? wtf?!?!

Posted by Mako on Sep-20-2002 23:46:

"chupa mi verga puta"

suck my dick bitch.

"hola me llamo juan, donde esta el tocador?"

hi my name is juan, where is the toilet?

Posted by Mako on Sep-20-2002 23:47:

go to www.altavista.com and translate you lazy ass

Posted by netw3rkd on Sep-20-2002 23:53:

Mako es un moron

Posted by Mako on Sep-20-2002 23:58:

el aaplz chupa la verga de un toro

Posted by plastikE on Sep-20-2002 23:59:

quote:
Originally posted by displaced

a cow says "mooooo"?!?!? wtf?!?!

congratulations, you just made, what the world calls, a 'translation!' you deserve a cookie

puta

Posted by netw3rkd on Sep-20-2002 23:59:

aaplz absorbs the yard of a bull eh? wtf do you mean by that

Posted by Lira on Sep-21-2002 02:41:

quote:
Originally posted by a-aplz
aaplz absorbs the yard of a bull eh? wtf do you mean by that

hehe, that's not quite what he meant, aaplz

Where did you learn these beautiful words in Spanish, PlastikE?

Posted by PhaseFour on Sep-21-2002 05:11:

la langosta en mis pantalones me dijo, que deliciosisimo!

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