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Posted by Ste on Sep-20-2002 21:02:

Jester Sick Joke - do not read if u are easily offended!

It's the first of April, and Joe is out of town on business. He returns home to find out that his wife is at the hospital in labor having their first child.

He rushes to the hospital, and goes to his wife's side. She has already had the child. He goes to the nursery to see the baby.

He spots the name on a crib and motions to the nurse. She points at the crib and Joe says, "Yes, he's my son."

The nurse picks up the baby and drops it on the floor.

Joe is aghast. The nurse says, "Don't worry." She picks up the baby and slaps it hard across the face several times. Joe turns white in horror as she throws the baby across the nursery. Joe is about to faint as she holds the baby by it's testicles and swings it around her head.

Joe screams, "Stop you're kiling my baby!!!!"

The nurse responds, "April Fools... It was born dead..."

Posted by dr me on Sep-20-2002 21:20:

, it's ok, but not hilarious

Posted by Haak on Sep-20-2002 21:24:

LMAO

Posted by fieroavian on Sep-20-2002 21:30:

LOL , good one mate

Posted by sw0nald on Sep-20-2002 22:16:

heh

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Sep-20-2002 23:35:

LMAO!!!!

Posted by LKD on Sep-21-2002 02:58:

OMG...thats a sick fuckin joke...yet it had that hint of humour in it

Posted by DJ Charlie on Sep-21-2002 03:08:

"April fool.. your son is death..."

- hmmmmmmm yeah.... it sure feels great to hear that its only an april fool.

lol

Posted by Trance-Canada on Sep-21-2002 04:01:

LOL

Posted by Lira on Sep-21-2002 04:01:

As long as a joke, it's funny

Posted by TranceSeeker on Sep-21-2002 10:30:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
good one mate!

Posted by smh on Sep-21-2002 10:45:

LMFAO

Posted by HyPeRSoNiC on Sep-21-2002 11:00:

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Posted by assassin8 on Sep-25-2002 03:28:

Shit!!! Thats just wrong.

Posted by Arbiter on Sep-25-2002 04:37:

I think that's pretty funny.

Posted by Sand Leaper on Sep-25-2002 12:59:

I'm guess I'm just too empathic,cos I didn't laugh one bit.

Posted by SmellsExcellent on Sep-27-2002 05:22:

thats fucked up dude.


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