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-- Another Sick Joke - Happy Grandad!
Another Sick Joke - Happy Grandad!
An 85 year old man was in a nursing home and everyday he would sit in his wheel chair and watch television at 7:30. Well an old lady used to watch tv with him and one day she decided to place her hand on his penis. He was quite stimulated by her hand and they continued this practice everyday for a month.
Then one day the old lady came to "watch" television and the old man was not there. She found him down the hall watching television with another old lady with her hand on his penis. She asked "Why did you decide not to show up today? What's with this new woman you found? Is she prettier than me? Is she younger than me? Is she smarter than me?"
The old man replied "No, she's uglier, 10 years older than you and dumb as shit!"
She replied "Well shit, what does she have that I don't?" and the old man replied "Parkinson's Disease."
hehe, nice one 

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lol
nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw, neat sig!!!!!!! 
hehe, 

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wahahahah *dies*
That's a funny joke, ste. 
*giggles*
if i wasn't so tired, i might even have laughed more
good one
lol

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| Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC lol nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! btw, neat sig!!!!!!! |
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
"Parkinson's Disease."
LOLOLOLOL....HAHAHAHAHA 
your mama used to walk like this![]()
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