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Favorite way to get Carried Out from the club....

Theres a few ways to get carried out from the club. Here are just a few

The Guidette- This way is cool cause you know you're probably gonna impress her with your coconut G breath while she is trying to give you mouth to mouth. Plus, when she lifts up your shirt to see if your heart is beating she can see your perfect World Gym abs and your new Gucci Belt.

The Bouncer- This way sometimes sucks. You got some dirtbag bouncer wearing a shirt that is too tight and who looks like the fat kid in your gym class from high school. He thinks he can kick your ass but he can't. If you weren't G'd out, you'd punish him with your massive strength from those deadlifts that are done at Fitness Factory in Palisades Park.

The cop- This way sucks. They check your pockets and you lose all of your G. If you are lucky, you know Vito and you can get more as soon as you get back up the parkway and into North Jersey.

The Stretcher- This way is the best. You have the best chance for survival with the EMT's and if you are lucky you get the cool yellow stretcher with back support. And if you are really lucky, you get a hot MILF nurse named Angie who you can bang and give some G to once you come back from the G hole.

whats your favorite way to get carried from the club

The Rudy Ruettiger

The one where WW3 happened.

I got carried out of Cielo once just plastered out of my mind, passed out in the bathroom. Good times.

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Originally posted by wotyzoid I got carried out of Cielo once just plastered out of my mind, passed out in the bathroom. Good times.

Happens to the best of us

I was removed from a UK club in Lancaster for the same reason, by the bouncer. Smashed off my face, and out cold in the bathroom. I was not in good shape, at all, but my friends followed me out and made sure I wasn't going to die on the pavement or something. The bouncer actually came out about 10 mins later to see if I was ok, and asked if I needed anything. My reply (apparently, because I don't remember), was "can I get a vodka and coke mate?".

That was the last time I drank vodka and redbull... would have been 2001.

The bouncer gave me shit every time I went there, after that night And I deserved it.

Man I can't imagine how much it'd fucking cost to get that drunk for me.

Easily have to spend 140$ on drinks for myself.

I can down vodka redbulls like a mad man.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Man I can't imagine how much it'd fucking cost to get that drunk for me. Easily have to spend 140$ on drinks for myself. I can down vodka redbulls like a mad man.

To be fair, my friends got me out of bed at 11am to go drinking, and we didn't end up at the club until midnight... It had been a long, long day

I love people from New Jersey, they're so misunderstood. I love watching the jersey shows on TV, jersey pop culture in general...in your face, no BS, flashy, passionate and so fucking white! Love it!

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Originally posted by Lagrangian I love people from New Jersey, they're so misunderstood. I love watching the jersey shows on TV, jersey pop culture in general...in your face, no BS, flashy, passionate and so fucking orange! Love it!

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Man I can't imagine how much it'd fucking cost to get that drunk for me. Easily have to spend 140$ on drinks for myself. I can down vodka redbulls like a mad man.

it's funny, because you think a 140$ bar tab is a lot

Clubs are gay. Bars are 10X better.

Agree. Bars don't pay you though.

I've never been carried out from a club, but I imagine kicking and screaming, by the scruff of the neck, no dignity at all, would be the most fun.

I've only been removed from one drinking establishment, it was by my friends, and I was kicking and screaming with no dignity at all.

I wish I could say it was fun, but I don't remember doing it. I just know I can't go back to one of my favorite bars again because I'd die from shame seeing the bartenders. Probably my least favorite night of my existence and the most shameful thing I've ever done

The Stretcher

It's the only way I've ever been carried out of a club, and it was enough of a lesson that I've always been able to walk out of a club on my own ever since.

Cons: Returning to said club in the middle of the week to get all my belongings, and having to face the staff, all of whom remembered me well.

Pros: My doctors at the ER were clubbers, themselves, and fans of Sasha & Digweed back in their hayday.

Only goes to prove that black people can't swim.

back in 2004, I gave this guidette the Fireman's carry-out from a club....

I was mastering her on stage on stage and kept she telling me she needed another drink. I take her across the bar and she tries to order a drink. I tell my bartender not serve and she is cut off. She then passes out on the bar with her hand down my pants. I picked her up and started carrying her out of the club. the club was packed to the brim that night so luckily, a bouncer cleared a path. We made it out of the club and I dropped her on the corner of the street. She then leads me to behind the club and proceeds to master my c0ck with her lips. I have to admit, she had those BJ eyes that looked deep in soul.

Sadly, I had to leave her and so I did....

AS I re-eneter the club, the bouncer are all congratulating me on a successful mission accomplished. I make my way through the club, telling various on lookers who saw me carry her out, just what exactly happened.

Finally get back to the stage and who do I see there, the guidette I just carried out 10 minutes ago.

to this day me a few friends still talk about this and we are dumbfounded as to how she made it back in the club

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay it's funny, because you think a 140$ bar tab is a lot

FUCKING MUERTE AT THIS BROKE BOI 140 TAB

and the best way to get carried out the club

THE 86 WITH YOUR POCKETS DEEP

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay it's funny, because you think a 140$ bar tab is a lot

For just me? Yea I am feel that is a lot. When I go out I am not looking to buy fancy alcohol. Ethanol is ethanol.

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Originally posted by Scoops to this day me a few friends still talk about this and we are dumbfounded as to how she made it back in the club

She's also a backdoor kind of gal?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Happens to the best of us

It was soon after I turned 21, so I guess it's alright. :/

It was vodka for me too, Stu. I hate vodka now.

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Originally posted by Lews I've only been removed from one drinking establishment, it was by my friends, and I was kicking and screaming with no dignity at all. I wish I could say it was fun, but I don't remember doing it. I just know I can't go back to one of my favorite bars again because I'd die from shame seeing the bartenders. Probably my least favorite night of my existence and the most shameful thing I've ever done

I want to party with lews. I like someone who feels shame after a night of drinking they cant remember.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby For just me? Yea I am feel that is a lot. When I go out I am not looking to buy fancy alcohol. Ethanol is ethanol.

St Patricks day 2010... St John's Nfld.... bar tab after a 24 hr debaucle... over 1200$ Cdn........ on myself....

140$ is a relatively tame night out when the colonel was in his mid 20's.......

I don't even. What do you order that costs that much? Did they charge you to take a 6 hour nap in their establishment as well? G-d, I am such a boring Jew.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I don't even. What do you order that costs that much? Did they charge you to take a 6 hour nap in their establishment as well? G-d, I am such a boring Jew.

well to break it down, it also included food for the day (again maybe 150 bucks) as well as i recall also visiting the cotton club (the strip club on george st) which probably also had a 150-200 tab on it. the rest of it was pints and cover at various estabishments on george st..... oh and a 12 pack of bluestar beer to bribe the security guard at the gov dry docks to give us a tour of the big icebreaker in the harbour at 5 AM.....

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