i'm sure it will make everyone's day to learn that i have an anal abscess

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Posted by AnotherWay83 on Jul-14-2013 23:20:

i'm sure it will make everyone's day to learn that i have an anal abscess

there. happy now? it's what you all have been hoping and praying for, for all these years. finally, some bacteria heard your prayers and decided to grant your wish, making me writhe and squirm in pain everytime i sit, and often even when i'm standing/walking.

jennypie especially will be overjoyed and will no doubt demand pics, which will in due time (if i feel like it) be posted here.

if you don't know what an anal abscess is and want to share in the collective joy of so many TAs, find out at webmd:

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/anal-abscess

you sick fucks!

Posted by Spacey Orange on Jul-14-2013 23:26:

i prayed for cancer. consider yourself lucky.

Posted by Sinusoid on Jul-15-2013 05:22:

I had a pilonidal one; its no big deal once you get antibiotics.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-15-2013 06:06:

Yes I am indeed pleased. But moreso by the possibility that you're suffering. Bwahhhhh.

Posted by MSZ on Jul-15-2013 06:07:

Ship the popings to me in a cup, I'll feast on the nectar.

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Jul-15-2013 06:13:

So you get fucked in the ass eh? I wanna fist your fistula.

Posted by Intellekshual on Jul-15-2013 06:15:

Literal pain in the ass. Hope you get better. Sounds agonizing.

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Jul-15-2013 06:26:

A little anus action is nice once in awhile. Anything more than 2 fingers might be gay though.

Posted by echosystm on Jul-15-2013 07:03:

I know a guy who had this thing where the ass hairs start growing inward, due to the different angles and compression from the cheeks. Long story short, he had to get half his butt hole cut out.

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Jul-15-2013 07:04:

what did he do with it?

Posted by Lira on Jul-15-2013 07:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Intellekshual
Literal pain in the ass. Hope you get better. Sounds agonizing.

This.

Posted by zGoogleman on Jul-15-2013 10:19:

Well if you share the same bed you sleep in with hookers. What would you expect?

Posted by Lira on Jul-15-2013 20:57:

Posted by WittyHandle on Jul-16-2013 03:07:

^So good