TranceAddict Forums (www.tranceaddict.com/forums)
- Chill Out Room
-- Bachelor Party Midget Rental
Pages (3): [1] 2 3 »

Bachelor Party Midget Rental

The title says it all.

My buddy is renting a midget to party with us the entire day and night for his bachelor party.

Here is the service :
http://connectedmontreal.com/montre.../midget-rental/

My question to you is this : Is it wrong?

I laughed when I first found out, but the more I thought about it, the more terrible it sounded. I'm 100% capable of leaving my conscious at the door and partying with the midget, so why does this still bother me? I guess I don't really like it because to us he will just be some funny midget to laugh at. Just seems strange that this kind of service even exists.. midgets are human beings too right?

My buddy thinks I'm crazy haha, and maybe I am...
The cor wouldn't seem like the best place to ask for moral advice, but most of the greatest and intelligent conversations I have ever witnessed were here..

As long as the midget dude is happy, then I don't think it's wrong. I mean, this little guy is basically getting paid to party with a bunch of random people. That's a pretty sweet gig, IMO.

But yeah, it's definitely kinda trippy that this service exists

Midgets aren't humans. If they were, God would not have made them look so hilarious.

Those Vienna sausage fingers are the best.

I would totally party with this guy

quote:

Originally posted by Sushipunk As long as the midget dude is happy, then I don't think it's wrong. I mean, this little guy is basically getting paid to party with a bunch of random people. That's a pretty sweet gig, IMO. But yeah, it's definitely kinda trippy that this service exists

This.

You party with birds. Outback cabin fever. What is a bogan bachelor party like?

quote:

Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay What is a bogan bachelor party like?

I've been to a couple... it's not pretty

The guy is definitely happy, I mean he's not being caged up or anything. He is making some good money and getting to party, although it seems like it costs him his dignity. The best person to ask this to would be another midget. Anything midgets on TA?

What's the midget's fee, out of curiosity?

I think my buddy said 250$

Not bad.

Can i breast feed him?

I don't think I could do it.. It would just seem too patronizing.

What's the difference between hiring a midget to party with you, or hiring some strippers for the night? Or not even strippers, but just some hot female hostesses to sell raffle tickets and such...

As long as they're being paid fairly and not FORCED to do it, there's nothing wrong with it.

quote:

Originally posted by Lews I don't think I could do it.. It would just seem too patronizing.

What if the midget in question reckons it's a good way to make a living. Would you say this is morally different from hiring a magician because, whereas the magician had to learn his tricks, the midget was born this way?

quote:

Originally posted by Spam What's the difference between hiring a midget to party with you, or hiring some strippers for the night? Or not even strippers, but just some hot female hostesses to sell raffle tickets and such... As long as they're being paid fairly and not FORCED to do it, there's nothing wrong with it.

Well the midget isn't being hired because he has a nice pair of tits. He's being hired based on the fact that he's different and him being different is the sole reason he's being hired.

Where do we draw the line? Do we start renting people with down syndrome to start partying with us too?

quote:

Originally posted by Dj Nacht Where do we draw the line? Do we start renting people with down syndrome to start partying with us too?

That would be amazing. I would stick loonies in a hookers asshole and have them shit them in the downies mouthes while they sing "Life Goes On".

Fuck I'm so hard right now.

quote:

Originally posted by Dj Nacht Where do we draw the line? Do we start renting people with down syndrome to start partying with us too?

I feel like that's different. Down's is a mental disability, and so the Down's person might not be fully aware of the situation. A midget, on the other hand, is fully aware of the situation and so it's fully his choice to do something like this if he wants to.

I think you are racist stu. If we can take advantage of women, downies should have equal rights. Making them fight for popcorn while a stripper grinds her snatch on their faces would be a huge step for the equal rights movement.

quote:

Originally posted by Sushipunk I feel like that's different. Down's is a mental disability, and so the Down's person might not be fully aware of the situation. A midget, on the other hand, is fully aware of the situation and so it's fully his choice to do something like this if he wants to.

It keeps coming down to this. It's his choice but I don't know if it should be encouraged..

Keep em coming by the way Jay! Loving that stuff! I light up a smoke every time I read your comments for some reason.

A Special Olympics themed bachelor party would be amazing. I'm getting married in 10 days. I want one now.


Imagine making them run the 100 meter stumble naked in a pool of jello.

quote:

Originally posted by Dj Nacht Well the midget isn't being hired because he has a nice pair of tits. He's being hired based on the fact that he's different and him being different is the sole reason he's being hired.

If it were "normal" for women to be graced with a nice pair of tits, why would we pay them so well simply to show up at a party and sell tickets for a raffle?

The situations are the same because they are both being hired based on their physical attributes. The hot woman, because well, she's fuckin' hot, and the midget, because he looks funny. So while the attribute may differ, the base reasoning behind the hiring would be exactly the same. They are different, and add an experience to the event that would otherwise be lacking.

Yes, but one is demeaning, no? Or at least a lot more demeaning than the other. That's why I ask where do you draw the line?

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright © 2000-2021, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.