Strange search queries that land people on TA

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Posted by Swamper on Oct-02-2013 10:13:

Strange search queries that land people on TA

Every once in a while I check these out as they're always good for a chuckle.

http://www.google.com/search?q=what...out+your+system

http://www.google.com/search?q=will...ne+in+120+hours

http://www.google.com/search?q=down+syndrome+porn (got rid of this one)

http://www.ask.com/web?q=Build+Your...6&o=15149&l=dis

http://www.google.com/m/search?q=Gi...e+breast+cancer

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...shave+your+butt

http://www.bing.com/search?q=hot+gi...Box&FORM=IE8SRC

http://ask.reference.com/related/Br...&qsrc=121&l=dir

...more to come.

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Oct-02-2013 10:37:

Re: Strange search queries that land people on TA

quote:
Originally posted by Swamper
http://www.google.com/search?q=down+syndrome+porn (got rid of this one)

have googled this!

Posted by Trance-M on Oct-02-2013 10:51:

Posted by Sushipunk on Oct-02-2013 11:13:

LOL'ing pretty hard here.

Down Syndrome porn

Posted by Sushipunk on Oct-02-2013 11:19:

Surprisingly, no mention of midget clown porn. Mildly disappointed.

Posted by tubularbills on Oct-02-2013 12:43:

ROFLCOPTER

Posted by Guest on Oct-02-2013 13:25:

This is why I love the cor

Posted by ziptnf on Oct-02-2013 13:43:

What Swamper didn't point out is that Jay searched for all of these.

Posted by AlphaStarred on Oct-02-2013 14:56:

Now the question is whether these people signed up...

Posted by bananas on Oct-02-2013 15:18:

hahah, how to shave your butt

Posted by itsamemario on Oct-02-2013 19:26:

you liar. i bet i know what's going on here - you have a bet going, with the owners of Google, that you could get these search phrases to the top of the search lists, in an attempt to prove once and for all that TA is still the number one music forum, and not in fact dying, as people have been claiming as of late. Haha, I foiled your plan, whatcha gonna do about it, asshole?

Also, you don't shave your butt - you use that fancy hair removal cream that makes your bathroom smell like polish amphetamines and burnt hair.

Posted by Lilith on Oct-03-2013 05:14:

quote:
Originally posted by AlphaStarred
Now the question is whether these people signed up...

Given the last 13 years of abject lunacy I have witnessed here, I'd have to say probably all of them at some point or another.

Posted by Moongoose on Oct-04-2013 09:08:

Whoa thats fucking weird, someone actually uses bing?

Posted by Swamper on Oct-04-2013 09:27:

fastest+way+to+flush+thc
masturbate+at+disney+world
big+fake+boobs
humber+college+porn

Posted by Psyshell on Oct-04-2013 10:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
Surprisingly, no mention of midget clown porn. Mildly disappointed.

No our thing is just regular clown porn. Or dolphin sex. Or Romanian djs.

Posted by Swamper on Oct-06-2013 01:45:

when+to+redose+molly
milf+goes+clubbing
apocalypto+bitten+penis
anal+fisting+stories

Posted by Sushipunk on Oct-06-2013 01:53:

Posted by Floorfiller on Oct-06-2013 02:15:

quote:
Originally posted by bananas
hahah, how to shave your butt

This one's gotta be ol' Muscle Butt...

quote:
Originally posted by Swamper

anal+fisting+stories

if you add prison to this story....hmmmmm....Desiderata?

Posted by Swamper on Oct-07-2013 01:58:

if i drink clean piss will it make my piss clean for drug test
if you drink a whole gallon of iced tea will it clean your system for a drug test
indian girls wearing seat belts hot
how to make a crack lighter flame small

Posted by FuzzQi on Oct-07-2013 03:36:

Haha so many drug related queries

Posted by Swamper on Oct-19-2013 00:51:

horse+has+sex+with+unsuspecting+rider
if+I+drink+a+whole+lot+of+water+tonight+will+my+pee+be+diluted+tomorrow
free+phone+sex+chat+lines+toronto
self+harm+porn
whale+vagina
what+to+wear+to+sensation+white

Posted by Sushipunk on Oct-19-2013 01:05:

Whale vagina

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Oct-19-2013 11:58:

It never ceases to amaze me just how fucked up mankind really is.

Posted by Zharen on Oct-20-2013 21:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Swamper

how to make a crack lighter flame small

Posted by netroM on Oct-20-2013 21:46:

what+to+wear+to+sensation+white