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Posted by Fir3start3r on Oct-02-2002 03:47:

Advice Bunny

Here he is....the ADVICE BUNNY!!!

Just for the sake of trying it out...

Your question was:

Are TrancEaddicts wacked?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I'd be surprised if it happened any other way.

LOL!!

Posted by Izzy on Oct-02-2002 03:53:

Your question was:

will i do well on my next exam?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Ummmmm..... Nah.

i guess that means studying is pointless, thanks for saving me the time advice bunny

Posted by cycloptor on Oct-02-2002 05:15:

Your question was:

shuld i have punched that guy who hit me with his can in the face?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yes, I would like half a pound of cheese. Thank you

what the hell does that mean???

Posted by Magimaster on Oct-02-2002 05:29:

I asked if the Advice Bunny was gay, and he didn't give me a response!

Posted by Serp on Oct-02-2002 06:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Magimaster
I asked if the Advice Bunny was gay, and he didn't give me a response!

lol, i saw that in the recently asked questions

Posted by Trance-Canada on Oct-02-2002 06:19:

Your question was:

are you gay ?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I am the all-knowing advice bunny. The answer to your question is... YES.

Posted by Spoonwacker on Oct-02-2002 07:34:

Your question was:

Do you have wild advice bunny sex?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I think it's obvious. You already know the answer. You don't need me to tell you.

The Advice Duck says:

That silly bunny. He never makes any sense. The answer to your question is no.

LOL! That's why he was so evasive...

~Spoonwacker

Posted by Linx_da_cat on Oct-02-2002 16:01:

Your question was:

do you like to smoke weed?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Today is your lucky day, my friend.

Posted by Linx_da_cat on Oct-02-2002 16:02:

Your question was:

do you want to smoke weed?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yes. Yes yes yes. Wanna order a pizza?

dis bunny knows how to chill...

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Oct-02-2002 16:51:

haha that bunny is class. I cant think of a decent question tho

Posted by smh on Oct-02-2002 16:55:

Your question was

Do you smoke pot

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yeah. Duh.

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Your question was

Is your mum good in bed

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Shhhh. I'm not supposed to tell.

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Your question was:

Are you a member on trancEaddict.com

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I think it's obvious. You already know the answer. You don't need me to tell you.

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LOL

Posted by Hi-Voltage on Oct-02-2002 17:48:

Your question was:

are you a drug-dealer?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Must you bother me with your constant questions?
LOl!

Posted by Hi-Voltage on Oct-02-2002 17:58:

Your question was:

Am I a bitch?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

My Magic 8-ball says yes.

Posted by nekholm on Oct-02-2002 23:06:

Your question was:
when will i get a girlfriend?

The Advice Bunny's response is:
Yes of course, you silly person you.

The Advice Duck says:
Well the bunny finally got one right. His answer is correct.

Nicke says:
hmm.. thanx a lot for telling me the truth Advice Bunny

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Your question was:
will i meet a nice girl this friday?

The Advice Bunny's response is:
For a good looking person like you? Anything's possible.

The Advice Duck says:
Lucky for you that you decided to hear my opinion on this question. The Advice Bunny is wrong.

Nicke says:
thanx Advice Bunny you stay out of this Advice Duck!

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Your question was:
are penguins cool?

The Advice Bunny's response is:
... ..huh? Oh, I'm sorry. Wasn't paying attention.

The Advice Duck says:
If I were you, I wouldn't ask the bunny any more questions. He's never paying attention and always talking about monkeys flying out of his butt.

Nicke says:
why you.. you pay atention when I ask you a question.. or.. or I'll kick you in the nuts!

Posted by fastmp3 on Oct-03-2002 00:00:

Your question was:

will i get the job i applied for ?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

For a good looking person like you? Anything's possible.

COME HERE LITTLE BUNNY I LOVE YOU LET'S HUMP

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Oct-03-2002 00:06:

Your question was:

Does taha shagg rabbits?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yes, definately!

Posted by DJ Mikey Mike on Oct-03-2002 00:15:

i was looking at the recently asked questions list and found this one which kinda made me laff my ass off for a bit

Question: does steve love me?
Bunny's Response: Nope, sorry dude.

Posted by PortoB on Oct-03-2002 00:22:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
i was looking at the recently asked questions list and found this one which kinda made me laff my ass off for a bit

Question: does steve love me?
Bunny's Response: Nope, sorry dude.

Posted by TranceFreak on Oct-03-2002 04:34:

Your question was:

Waaazaaa?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I'm going to plead the 5th on this one.

Posted by OrZonE on Oct-05-2002 05:00:

Your question was:

Will I ever grow chest hair?!?!?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I'd be surprised if it happened any other way.

NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by cHiLD on Oct-05-2002 14:32:

Your question was:

Pickle?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yes, definately!

Your question was:

will i take over the world someday?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I don't know, but my friend Advice Duck says yes.

Your question was:

am i a sexy bitch?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Of course!

Your question was:

are you really an old, fat, balding man with no life?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

The answer is no. And please do not ask again.

The Advice Duck says:

Nope, wrong again, little bunny. The answer is yes.

Your question was:

are you madly in love with advice duck?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yes, but don't tell anyone.

Your question was:

are you going to have hot, passionate sex with advice duck?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yeah. And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

The Advice Duck says:

Oh, that wasn't very nice. I don't know why the Advice Bunny can't be more kind to people.

Posted by Dmatrox on Oct-05-2002 14:48:

my question: are you trying to take a piss in that picture?

reponse:

My Magic 8-ball says yes.

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Your question was:

do you like carrots

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Ummmmm..... Nah.

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Your question was:

dont you think bunny's are cute?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Of course man, like, totally. For sure.

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Your question was:

are you gay?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

The answer is no. And please do not ask again.

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Your question was:

does saddam live with satan?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Come on now. What do you think?

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Your question was:

are you saddam's bitch?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Mmmmmm Hmmmmmm.
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Your question was:

are you an evil bunny that runs around and bites sadddam?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I'd be surprised if it happened any other way.

Posted by Sarcoman on Oct-05-2002 22:13:

What a Good little bunny:

Your question was:

Will i get laid tonight

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Of course!

Posted by Sarcoman on Oct-05-2002 22:15:

Read this in the recently asked questions:

Question: Is George Bush the President of the United States of America?
Bunny's Response: Whoa talk about a 50-50 chance. You might as well flip a coin for that one.

How fitting considering the gaff a few years ago

Posted by Mail Man on Oct-05-2002 22:43:

Your question was:

is this real

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yeah. And monkeys might fly out of my butt

Your question was:

are all bunnies BI?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Of course man, like, totally. For sure.

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