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Its the most annoying genre of music out there! it should burn in fucking hell, for years I have been reading DJ magazine and the people who represent the garage scene seem to do nothing but slag off Trance and Hard House at any given opportunity, they should maybe fucking sit and listen to some trance and listen to what quality music is, instead of their commercialised shite which pollutes the fucking british radio waves, and the adverts Twice as Nice, Dj Luck and Mc Neat what a group of wankers why don't they just fuck off to Ayia Napa and never come back!
YEAHHHH. I agree mostly with what you're saying - definitely it's so commercialised that people will listen to shit and say it's good.
I think for a lot of people Garage is an image thing, so the only arguments they can put forward is that other genres are crap.
Yeah its all about who's got the best girl, the most expensive clothes, the best bottle of champagne, and the cheesy music. Another point they really fucked up a good track trying to mix the prodigys 'your no good me' they fucking ruined a rave classic, I'm suprised that there was no uproar about that, but as usual dickheads who want the money pocket in and ruin things. but as you said garage is an image thing and the money is what matters.
couldnt agree more - garage fucking pisses me off so much and I am surrounded by it! im in London ffs. everytime I walk around in the street is some guy with garage music blaring out - it's like I am the only person into trance music in London - I've only ever heard people in a car playing trance twice before around the london area I am in. 
I FUCKING HATE UK GARAGE....MY GF TOTALLY LOVES that crap it's a shame I know hehe
GARAGE - ARSE!!!
Thank feck to hear you guys saying that. Garage is the biggest load of pish EVER to hit the airwaves (apart from Country and Western - and that ain't sayin' much).
It is sad when you see discussion forums set up specifically to slag off Trance. I saw one called "we hate trance" and all it involved was a group of pricks who couldn't discuss the merits of their own music cos it is so shallow and PISH, so they slag off other music.
When a style of music begins to feature in TOTPs week in, week out, and daytime DJs cream themselves over them, then, if you didn't know it was SHITE already, you would certainly know by then.
That's if your head isn't stuck that far up you own ARSE!!!
...and...
I forgot, Ayia Napa is a big lump of SHITE as well
hahaha Too right! Garage is fucking wank! Ayia Napa sucks! I live in the the Midlands and its Half Trance, Half Garage, Its fucking awful when some prick talks like an MC and pretends their from Brixton, by buying the clothes and getting a done up beamer, It really fucking pisses me off because their just Middle class shiters who think their something good! And I know some people who have lived in Brixton and all the time they say that them ******s prentending to be southern Londoners would get their ass's kicked! And I thought the House scene was bad with poofs! and elitist ******s who think your scum because your not wearing Gucci clothes! garage is the spawn of Satan its so fucking stupid! All I ask the Garage fans that I know is do you cum everytime see a picture of Ayia Napa or watch Spooney play? And that shuts them up!
Have you ever been to a garage club? Its PISH! Too many posers who can't even hear the PISH music 'cos they're too busy thinking how good they look when they actually look like PISH!
I had the misfortune of being taken to one by misguided friends still finding their feet with music - they didn't stay with Garage long 'cos they knew it was PISH! Needless to say, I soon had them back on the Trance track 'cos garage is PISH!
Glad I cleared my feelings up on that....
Good to see that I'm not alone thats the best thing! I know a few people who hate but not as much as I do but maybe I'm wrong because u guys seem to hate it just as much as me which is good!
a simple equation solves this whole garage problem, this should be taught in maths at primary school...
garage = bunch of arse
nuff sed 
Well said Tu face, I've got an awful feeling though that Garage will kick back in again in the summer! A few months ago Casino was held in my hometown and thank fuck its moved back to Milton Keynes! Now instead we get Godskitchen and Ultra Vegas at the club where it was held even though vegas and Casino are owned by the same company. But I'll just sit down and cross my fingers that garage dosen't become the sound of summer, because if it doe's again I'll be pissed off to the max
Ayia Napa aka Hell
I couldn;t agree more..
Seems like the world is full of trance lovers.. but, what i see on the streets of London(don't know abt the rest of the places).. all that garage and all that shit...SAD !!!!
Seems like everyone is listenin to them...it's just the same old shit in repeat motion.. NO LIFE, NO FEEL and NO HARMONY!
Should bring all these pple and strand them in Ayia Napa ..
so, they can all listen the garage shit there..
and leave the rest of the world to trance lovers..
Trance is universal!! and we intend to keep it that way..
alrighty!
Cheers!
Nice 1 and well said! I also read an article in Mixmag I think about the Garage scene, and that theres been a lot of violence and shit! gangs from south and east ends of London have been scraping at various southern Garage clubs, basicially acting like who's the number 1 gangster all that bullshit! I have no time for assholes fighting every friday and saturday night as I go out to enjoy myself even if I have been involved in a few fights in the past! but not had one for a year nearly!. The Government always blaim us people who listen to Trance for our drugs but who fucking cares anyway people have a right to enjoy themselves and end up on planet mongo and even if they are munching 8 mitzis a night its up to them!, but what about poor kids getting beaten to death at Garage Clubs? The Government should shut them down and fuck off slating our scene!
yup i agree with you guys totally!when i'm at uni in staffordshire i tend to hear the melodic masterpiece that is trance in the pubs, clubs and cars!the rude boy lookin and oxide n neutrino lovin white boyz don't tend to be heard as such....but as soon as i go home to luton....theres nothin else but that shite!many a time i've argued my case to a load of spoony's cock suckin die hards, but to no avail!even my own brother is big in garage,for fucks sake!
just be proud that weve got the music for ourselves and in my own selfish way.....i'm glad!!!its the in thing at the moment to like garage which does mean that it is in the lime light n we hear it all the fuckin time but..we can still play our tunes, n dance to our beats (blaze-dance to my beat hehehe!!).4/4 beat music is here for the long term..garage will fade!
leave the wiggaz (white people who think their black!) to it i say!
party hard!
yeah I understand what your saying I live not far from you in Northampton we have Trance and Hard House clubs and GodsKitchen and Ultra Vegas do Bi monthlys, but Northampton is better known for Casino and Sidewinder, which is a pity I think its good that Trance keeps a low profile as the Press don't create bullshit stories, But it needs to be more public as it would be shite if everyone liked the same music because who would we have to take the piss out of? But we still need more attention but one thing that pisses me off Is when I hear a tune in a club 6 months before it hits the chart and some **** who has never set foot in a club acts like they were the first person to hear it, I had to explain that too a few people about Darude Sandstorm, Storm Time To Burn, and Delerium Silence the Tiesto remix, I know the orginal was years old! But getting back to Garage its just an awful phase, and the car park hanging, track suit wearing, jewellery infested, Beema driving, Neutrino and Oxido Wannabe, Mother ******s may see the light at the end of the tunnel
The only real danger, as you rightly say DJ O'Callaghan, is that trance becomes too popular for its own good. And that when you get chart-poppers coming on to the scene and commercialising the whole thing and thinking they heard it first just because they heard Dave "Fat Twat Monkey Face" Pearce play it as part of his essential mix cool down on a Sunday evening. He is a twat.
All I'll say to you guys is never slag off another style of music. Contrary to what I have said about garage? Yeah, but that's because I can't stand those pricks and the way they slag off trance because its easy to do so, and it make thems feel good.
Here's a philosophical thought for you - music by its inherent nature is to be admired because those who produce it are putting their feelings into a medium. Whether that medium is appealing to you or not is a total matter of taste.
BUT!!!!! If they take that medium purely as an image (wiggaz - 1st time I've heard that - wicked name Volksjoolz!) then they're fucking that style up. And pissing you off at the same time. That's what garage is. It may not be the music that you hate, but the people who represent it. Its like football. Do you hate Man U? Those who do, hate them 'cos of their fans. There's no way you can hate them 'cos of the liquid (non-trance!) footie they play. They are brilliant to watch. But their fans will piss you off.
Have I made a point?
Anyway, the fact remains, garage is a pile of PISH and it will be PISH....
FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey, hey
hmmmm,... what does Garage music sound like....i'm from the side of the world where people only listen to hip-hop, and country, most of which have never even heard of techno, let alone trance....
anyways, i've read about UK's Garage music, what is it...
>JM<
basically its a chance for an mc to look like a prat!spittin ova the microphone tryin to rhyme ne bollocks that comes into his head as fast as he can.once done a hideous beat comes in (origional but undancable in my opinon)and thats u.k garage for you!!
Has ne 1 heard the piano song by dj luck n mc neat??basically this 'mc?' trys rhymin by sayin bidibidibdiidbidbidibidibidibidibdi look at my girl ain't she so pretty?or somthin like that?!its apsolute shite!!!
Craig david is the more commercial side of garage and can sing (if we are honest)...but what gets me is the fact that he has to pronounce his own name at the beginnin of every song!thats very annoyin!and how long does it take him to do that hair??vain prick!!
and thats it in a nutshell...U.K garage...from a very biased point of view!
enjoy!!
Its like a dance version of R&B thats the best way to describe garage and as Voltjoolz said you've got some prick saying rythms down the mic, sounds really shit, most of its liked by little kids, and plastic rude boys who sit in cars and play their tapes, rather then go to the clubs. thats the scene and Dirty Trancer well said your right about Garage but I don't just man U fans I hate the team as well mate!
they thought they knew what's hot
but they did not know its fucked
garage's bruck!
garage's suck!
Hahaha nice 1 Garage doe's suck its the worst I hate it!
The word "Garage" is covers many different genres so it's not all the same. There's Speed Garage, US Garage etc but the stuff that is REALLY SHIT is UK Garage (also known as 2 Step).
This shit has a hideous image, a horrible and undanceable beat and some fool MC talking shit about "bo selecta" bollocks! It's nothing short of sad that some people can actually like such shit! I bought Baby D "Let Me Be Your Fantasy" for the Rank 1 Remix which was brilliant, but there was also a remix by "Trick Or Treat feat MC Tails" which was so bad it almost deserved a listen. It had this idiot MC Tails spouting a load of shite OVER the vocals of the original tune, in fact it's almost worth listening to for a laugh! It's beyond me how somebody could come up with such a load of shite!
Ayia Napa = Hell
2 Step = Devil music
Nice 1 well said mate. they have ruined some rave classics the sound of fucking two step! Has an one heard that pile of fucking vulgar shite on the radio which sounds like a corner shop, bloke 'DO u really like' hahahahah sounds like an asian shopkeeper the guy who ones the shop around corner from my house hahahah. but yes when them pricks neutrino and oxide ruined 'Your no good for me' i went ape shit in the early 90s when that track first came out it was wicked! but the two steppers ruin it!
Have you ever heard of Scott & Leon on AM:PM Records??? I heard that they cover "Classic House" tracks and add a shitty 2 step beat to them! there is an Electrique Boutique Remix of one of their tracks which I'd actually quite like to hear, to see if it's possible to make anything out of 2 Step shite! And have you ever heard the DJ Dee Kline Remix of Mellow Trax "Outta Space"? Okay, the Mellow Trax cover Of The Prodigy's "Out Of Space" is cheese but it is simply a complete isnult to the original 1992 classic to ruin it with a shit 2 Step beat! I hate 2 Step, I hate it how those who like it slag off trance. I say lock up all the fucking bastards!!!!
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