fart particles have been settling on your food this whole time

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Posted by AnotherWay83 on Jan-09-2014 19:34:

fart particles have been settling on your food this whole time

i just wanted to take this opportunity to remind everyone that fart particles have been settling on your food this whole time.

that's right, particulate matter emanating from people's poop shoots has routinely found its way to your food.

but look on the bright side - there's a small (but non-zero) likelihood that you might have consumed fart from some famous personality/personalities, including your fave movie star or DJ!

the end.

Posted by enydo on Jan-09-2014 19:45:

good

Posted by WittyHandle on Jan-09-2014 19:54:

Are you mad that you paid some girl to poo on you so many times when you could've been getting it for free all along?

Posted by itsamemario on Jan-13-2014 14:06:

marie refused to believe that there were such things as fart particles.

Posted by billymadision on Jan-14-2014 06:20:

Imagine how much is in the movie theater popcorn

Posted by Frenkieee on Jan-14-2014 22:01:

Someone? Anyone?

No one?

Okay then.

Farticles.

Posted by itsamemario on Jan-15-2014 08:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenkieee
Someone? Anyone?

No one?

Okay then.

Farticles.

*golfclap* :P
lol yeah i've made that portmanteau too lol. it's a good one