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Posted by jayxthekoolest on Feb-28-2014 20:19:

how many times per day

do you normally take a shit? i usually go about two to three times. i was wondering if that's normal.

Posted by Adam420 on Feb-28-2014 20:23:

Depends on what i eat and how much sleep I can. Can be as little as one time as much as 4 times. 2-3 is healthy.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Feb-28-2014 20:40:

Always at least once. Every morning, like clockwork, within an hour or so of waking up.

Depending on what I eat, how much caffeine (if any) I ingest, how much water I drink, etc., etc., I have taken up to 4 or 5 shits a day.

Posted by Psyshell on Feb-28-2014 20:40:

One to two. When I was on the doukan diet only once per day.

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Feb-28-2014 21:11:

15-30 times used to be the norm a few years ago. now it's 1-2. my ulcerative colitis is like luckily sleeping like chthulu deep down in a dark moist cavern. but i know it's just waiting to burst out at any time.

Posted by MSZ on Feb-28-2014 21:42:

Once every day or two. I take massive shits though, my anus is kind of in pain today.

Posted by The Dark NINJA on Feb-28-2014 21:49:

Blooooooddd, 2-3, 1-2 depends

Posted by Sushipunk on Feb-28-2014 22:57:

quote:
Originally posted by Silky Johnson
Every morning, like clockwork

Seriously, I reckon you could set a watch to my shitting. Wake up, drink coffee, 10 mins later PING! Time to shit. I rarely shit more than once a day though.

I actually just took a dump 5 minutes ago

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Feb-28-2014 23:40:

Once or twice a day usually. I'm full of shit.

But yea sometimes none, sometimes like 5. I get most of my reading done on the toilet.

Posted by Looney4Clooney on Feb-28-2014 23:49:

2 times. Eat slot of veg and fruit.
a mice solid 3 on the Bristol chart.
They are always 1 piece.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Feb-28-2014 23:50:

Once a day like Jennie. Right when I wake up and drink my coffee. It used o be after my morning cigg but i dont smoke anymore so its after the morning coffee.

clockwork. if i dont shit at the same time....I know somethings up.

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Mar-01-2014 02:16:

I eat at such random times my shits dont fit a clock, at least this quarter.

Like I have to take a crap right now. Why? I have no idea. Such is the movement of life.

Posted by AmberLea on Mar-01-2014 05:27:

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Mar-01-2014 12:15:

1-2 usually, the first one almost always at about 10.30 in the morning. However I had a KFC on Thursday so yesterday the number skyrocketed.

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Mar-01-2014 12:24:

What is "a KFC"?

Posted by Dykes_on_Jay on Mar-01-2014 20:42:

Here it means a shit that looks like tempura.

Posted by Scoops on Mar-01-2014 21:24:

2-4 times a day

usually a shit half hour after lunch followed by another shit around 4pm

usually a shit after dinner...and if i have milk at night, another shit in the night....

Sometimes my shits come in 3s where i take 3 shits 20 minutes apart from each other...

i once took 4 shits in a club

Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-01-2014 21:31:

I think normal if youre in great condition is once a day.
2 + times a day means youre out of shape.

Posted by on Mar-02-2014 05:00:

Once a week. cough South Park episode

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Mar-06-2014 18:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Scoops
i once took 4 shits in a club

would be very much appreciated during certain nights at berlin's lab.oratory

Posted by kosmotika on Mar-06-2014 19:09:

Once most days. Twice if I've eaten a lot.

Posted by Frenkieee on Mar-06-2014 23:44:

Most of the days just once, right after lunch. Some days a second time, somewhere after dinner.

Posted by Looney4Clooney on Mar-07-2014 03:17:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
I think normal if youre in great condition is once a day.
2 + times a day means youre out of shape.

or you just eat a lot of fibre.

Posted by Lira on Mar-07-2014 07:19:

Am I the only person around here who unbricks before going to bed?

First I lay it down, then I lie down. My greatest fear in life is that one day I may end up changing the order

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Mar-07-2014 09:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Scoops
i once took 4 shits in a club

Shitting in a club is usually an absolute mission. With the state of most club toilets I feel like I'm taking a dump in the jungle and I need to avoid contact with everything to prevent parasitic infection. Unfortunately, a really good pill can hit my stomach in a weird way and sometimes I have to run off to the shitter to encounter certain doom.

I remember in Back 2 Basics all four cubicles had no toilet paper and three of them didn't even have a toilet seat, something I only discovered after spending 10 minutes in a massive queue of people who had no intention of defecating whatsoever. At another place I managed to dash inside a cubicle, have a weirdly euphoric and sensual drug-shit only to look up and then realise there was no paper. At all. Banging on the walls pleading for help from my neighboring cubicles proved fruitless. In the end I found a couple of old receipts in my wallet and had to repair the worst of the damage with them, leave the cubicle, rejoin the queue and then go back into another, paper-endowed, cubicle to finish the job. Absolute nightmare.

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