Beyond Job Titles: what do you really do?

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Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-07-2014 06:56:

Beyond Job Titles: what do you really do?

I have sex with other nationalities so I come across less racist

Posted by Lira on Mar-07-2014 06:58:

I'm paid to teach students while I actually try my stand-up routines on them.

So far, I've managed to make one student laugh. Once. As I tickled her.

Posted by LoveHate on Mar-07-2014 14:40:

When I'm not flipping burgers I'm a dj/producer........photographer.

Posted by bigherm on Mar-07-2014 18:31:

Grocery store asst mngr. what I really do, I'm a glorified babysitter

Posted by Serial Killer on Mar-07-2014 19:47:

working corporate in data analytics during the day, fight crime at night lol

Posted by Mr.Mystery on Mar-07-2014 20:19:

I analyze wood.

Seriously.

Posted by Trance-M on Mar-07-2014 20:54:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
I'm paid to teach students while I actually try my stand-up routines on them.

So far, I've managed to make one student laugh.

THE pants will help

Posted by Scoops on Mar-07-2014 22:43:

Lighting Designer during the day

Super ManWhore at night and the weekends... I find em, Fcuk em and Flee

Posted by BTG on Mar-08-2014 02:10:

i use a $35000 machine to move boxes from 1 side of a building to another.

Posted by on Mar-08-2014 02:45:

I record 1s and 0s to long magnetic tape

Posted by Direct on Mar-08-2014 05:19:

Im a gear grinding, double clutching, 18 wheeling, 80,000lbs, kiss stealin, wheelin dealin, flannel wearing, tobacco chewing, interstate warrior OH HO HO HO!!!

Posted by Psyshell on Mar-08-2014 05:56:

I'm a numbered and cataloged cog in the machine of the ever growing capitalist exploitation state that both strengthens and destroys itself with the eternal torment of the extraction of all wealth and purpose from the common person.

Posted by Sushipunk on Mar-08-2014 08:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Psyshell
I'm a numbered and cataloged cog in the machine of the ever growing capitalist exploitation state that both strengthens and destroys itself with the eternal torment of the extraction of all wealth and purpose from the common person.

So, you work for the government, like PKC?

Posted by Joss Weatherby on Mar-08-2014 09:50:

sycophant

Posted by Psyshell on Mar-08-2014 10:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
So, you work for the government, like PKC?

Everyone essentially works for the benefit of the state.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-08-2014 15:45:

I convince people to buy homes so I can buy cool sunglasses

Posted by KilldaDJ on Mar-08-2014 15:45:

i sit, eat and drink.

listen to winamp

answer the phone

print off documents

send emails

play around in microsoft excel

go on my phones internet

thats literally it.

Posted by SYSTEM-J on Mar-08-2014 16:35:

Spreadsheet ninja.

Posted by Sykonee on Mar-08-2014 17:36:

Supplier of basic living necessities for urban communities.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Mar-08-2014 17:58:

you are a drug dealer?

Posted by djnitride on Mar-08-2014 18:24:

Software Engineer. I support the oil and gas industry in its quest to make Texas the greatest place in the world.

Posted by PivotTechno on Mar-08-2014 18:43:

Shiatsu therapist and yoga teacher. I get paid to study and maintain my own health and well-being, so that I can help others with theirs.

Posted by Sykonee on Mar-08-2014 19:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
you are a drug dealer?

There are drugs at my store, so yes.

Posted by jonSun on Mar-09-2014 00:44:

I bait hooks for fisherman on some of the finest charter fishing boats. After 14 years I finally got promoted to Master Baiter.

Posted by AmberLea on Mar-09-2014 10:07:

Sell beauty to ugly people and convince them they are fabulous.

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