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what's the worst odor you've ever smelled?

assholes and vaginas excluded, of course.

the rice paddy fields in south korea were pretty horrid. and we had to run in that shit.

you forgot armpits

Frenchie's feet. Nothing ever came close. She came over to my house one day and we hung out in my room for the evening. Her feet stank so bad, it was an effluvium assault every time I walked into my bedroom days after she left. My bedroom was carpeted so the stench stuck to it and lingered for a while no matter what I did to get rid of it.
I think Jenny has a similar story.

I'm sorry to bring her up under a negative light. Apart from that "incident", she was very nice and we did have a lovely time hanging out. But since you asked, there you go.

Couple of guys I went to high school with were sharing this single-wide beat the fuck up trailer when I moved back from college. I'd shack up there for days on end so we could LAN PC games and take bong rips, etc. Well, the kitchen sink was in a bad way, like the rest of that matchbox trailer. It had a slow leak underneath where the pipes joined the base. Being lazy pot heads, it was fixed by the boys with some expanding spray foam. Anything that got past the foam went into a dutch oven style pan at the base of the sink in the cabinet enclosure. Now, if you think they were going to empty that shiat, guess again. It was up to ole Zoso and his OCD shit's-gotta-be-clean tendencies to empty that pan. O.M.F.G. I don't know what all lived as a scum skim on the top of that water, but the fuckin' CDC could have quarantined it and studied it.

Runners up: friend in college left some Mexican food in the way, way back of teh fridge. It got hidden/covered up and became this ghost smell that was everywhere BUT the fuckin' fridge. We found it, wrapped in foil, over a month later. Same friend didn't like doing dishes, so he would pile weeks' worth in the sink. Sink got clogged...water turned black...holy Hey-sus Chrees-to!

Oh man i just remembered the boys highschool gymnasium lockeroom, holy shit.

one of those grease dumpsters with the lid left open in 90 degree heat

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Originally posted by meriter one of those grease dumpsters with the lid left open in 90 degree heat

Ugh, I imagine that is pretty bad. We left some raw chicken scraps in some grocery sacks once, which then sat in the larger trash bin for collection. It was a week later when it was time to roll that sucker to the curb. It was also August. As soon as I rolled the bin, it disturbed 'the odor'. That was pretty sickening.

Rotting wounds. Necrotic bowels. Impending death.



I win.

And yeah Frenchie's feet smelled pretty fuckin bad. Definitely not your regular foot door. Ughh.

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Originally posted by Silky Johnson Rotting wounds. Necrotic bowels. Impending death. I win.

Damnit, nurses should be disqualified! I got to hear a "30 minute digital rectal stimulation" story from the wife this week.

And it did not involve me OR the pool boy.

High School Boys Locker Room.

When I was being a 'charity pilot', dropped off some doctors and nursies near a refugee camp in eastern Africa. I literally couldn't get within about 500m of the place.
Sort of a combo of raw sewerage, dead people and BO.

I live in Asia. There is a new one every day.

I'll never forget my first week or so in Seoul; you would catch these horrid stenches of shit and raw sewage. You stop smelling it after awhile as the terrible pollution of the city coats your nose and prevents you from smelling anything.

About 10 years ago, my neighbour died of a heart attack. After not hearing from him for over a week, the family called the police to check up on him. As my godmother owned the building, I had the masters to the place. As I opened the door a crack for the cops, a stench just whomped us all in the face. He was propped up against the door. He had had his coronary while putting away the groceries. The meat left out for over a week in the heated apartment added an extra kick to this nefarious smell.

A cop later told me that it was one of the worst smells he had experienced on the job. The heat being cranked up so high had sped up decomposition. It was quite amazing that we did not smell it at all before. That building was well built.

I ended up staying somehwere else for a week. It took that long for the cleaning company to get the lingering smell to a tolerable level. Ughh.

Oh god. >.<
Was no one living in the building but him?

It was a 72 unit building. Not too many vacancies. Small studios.

They had really thick doors, with the only window being the balcony sliding doors. Firewalls between each unit made sure that he was sealed up tight like a fart in the can. When that can was opened though...

I remember having trouble eating for the next day or 2, the thought of that stench would pop into my mind and poof; appetite lost.

indian taxi cab driver

Idoru's feet. Fucking fuck. We took the train to SF one year for Lovefest and on the way back we got a roomette because we were beat and didn't wanna deal with coach. ****** took off his shoes in that little room and I was like "ALRIGHT THOSE GO IN A BAG AND ARE GETTING SHOVED IN THE LITTLE CUBBY".

Sorry Jake.

Also one time at ETG I ran my jacket arm through grease on a dumpster, it smelled like fucking hotdogs and mustard for like 6 months on that sleeve, no matter how many times I washed it. Yuck.

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Originally posted by Lilith When I was being a 'charity pilot', dropped off some doctors and nursies near a refugee camp in eastern Africa. I literally couldn't get within about 500m of the place. Sort of a combo of raw sewerage, dead people and BO.

melena smells pretty bad, though there is worse...

...mercaptoethanol..

or this:



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