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Guys, when you stand to pee where do you aim in the bowl?

Usually on the left side of the water if I'm trying not to be loud or the water is too high or the potential for splash back exists. Otherwise in the water for that classic sound.

This thread is gold.

I hang to the left, so I shoot for the back left, a few centimeters above the water. Totally depends on the toilet though, I have to say.

When I was a kid I challenged myself to fill the bowl with bubbles before I finished pissing.

If I don't want to wake someone up, I try to aim for the side, where there isn't any water. Otherwise I also aim for the middle - makes for great target practice.

The real question is - do you clean up after yourself if you've soiled the seat? Do you wipe your pipi with toilet paper after, or do you let it stain your undies?

My bf lets me hold his dick when he pees sometimes.

I like to sneak into the woman's room and piss all over the seat....and I have time, I like to piss on the roll toilet paper


I show no remorse for the skanks

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred The real question is - do you clean up after yourself if you've soiled the seat? Do you wipe your pipi with toilet paper after, or do you let it stain your undies?

At home yes, but I mean do you soil the seat? Really its the rim.

Worst is post-coital/post-masturbation pees for that sorta thing.

On what circumstances do you men decide to pee sitting down?

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Originally posted by Intellekshual On what circumstances do you men decide to pee sitting down?

Under the circumstance of also having to shit.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Worst is post-coital/post-masturbation pees for that sorta thing.

That's true. You start wondering if you have multiple pee holes.

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Originally posted by AlphaStarred That's true. You start wondering if you have multiple pee holes.

The best is the random pressure change when you know, there was still a little left in the gun apparently. I feel like half the time I need to stand straight over the bowl and point straight down or I'm hitting the back of the cover.

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Originally posted by Intellekshual On what circumstances do you men decide to pee sitting down?

Middle of the night usually, if its all dark and I don't want to turn on the lights. Also if I don't have my glasses on, cause that is just asking for trouble.

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Originally posted by Intellekshual On what circumstances do you men decide to pee sitting down?

1. When we're going to do more than just pee;
   
2. That includes things women wouldn't normally do, like having a wank;
   
3. That includes all other instances when you're sporting a hard-on;
   
4. And when you're just so lazy (e.g. you got up just to wee) and you want to do it with your eyes closed;
   
5. And that includes peeing in the dark under all circumstances.

We were having a session after a night out at a mate's flat once, and he went to go for a piss. Finding the task somewhat difficult for obvious reasons, he decided to sit down on the toilet and wait it out, but he was so ruined he promptly completely forgot why he was sat there and got lost in his thoughts for about 20 minutes until one of us accidentally walked in on him, still sat there with trousers around his legs.

And there's that.

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Originally posted by Lira That includes all other instances when you're sporting a hard-on;

Nope, no way. I don't know about you but I am long enough that there is serious questions about tip to rim contact. I'll deal with bending a steel rod than have my tip touch the cold cold rim of the turlet.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Nope, no way. I don't know about you but I am long enough that there is serious questions about tip to rim contact. I'll deal with bending a steel rod than have my tip touch the cold cold rim of the turlet.

Well, it does require some gymnastics, and it definitely isn't as comfy as sitting down on a chair, but you wouldn't actually stand up, would you?

I aim straight in the middle for a hole in one! really tho when i have to go badly I just whip it out and add my style of splish splash!

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Originally posted by Lira Well, it does require some gymnastics, and it definitely isn't as comfy as sitting down on a chair, but you wouldn't actually stand up, would you?

Yea, I prefer to stand with wood most of the time. Annoying getting it down there. Easier to just adjust distance and angle.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Yea, I prefer to stand with wood most of the time. Annoying getting it down there. Easier to just adjust distance and angle.

+1 Thats Hello good morning.

Sometimes i pee in the back part of the toilet. Always fun for the next person.

I'm a bit unconventional, I stand in the bowl and pee in the tank. But I can't divulge what spot in the tank. Somethings are personal.

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Originally posted by Jon_Snow Some things are personal.

Spacebar, son.

I aim to the right but some of that still wants to fly left. If I would aim left then accidental drops would hit me in the legs.

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