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so i'm suppose to beat off for the rest of my life?

#forever alone

Haha.

Plenty of people jerk off even when they have gfs.

I've seen multiple girls list in their dating profile under if you should message them or not "if you can date someone and not also masturbate or watch porn".

For instance:

My ex read too many fucking Twilight books and thought that every time we fucked there had to be candles lit and fucking Andrea Bocelli music playing softly in the background.

Sometimes you gotta just fire one out.

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Originally posted by Alex For instance: My ex read too many fucking Twilight books and thought that every time we fucked there had to be candles lit and fucking Andrea Bocelli music playing softly in the background. Sometimes you gotta just fire one out.

How old was she!?

Dude, that's the worst part. It wasn't like she was some 18 year old naive virgin. She was fucking 25.

Needless to say we didn't date for very long. She was an oddball.

Weird. I dated a girl once that was super liberal, like fiery liberal, but was super conservative about sex because of being raised religious, even though she was now an atheist. It was strange. Like she had abandoned every element of that upbringing except sexual identity. Wasn't like you described, but...

Also beating off isn't over rated. I take words that Tribu gave me many many many years ago when I am feeling bummed about not having got any in a while: "sex is just mutual masturbation really if you think about it, and often a lot more gross and disappointing than using your hand".

Can't wait to read the gay lesbian truck stop wall scrawling that this thread is most certainly bound to spew.

Bookmarked.

Flashback: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...16#.VGnMEDSsW1s

And Nou: have you actually ever got laid? If so, just fucking state it and everyone will buy you a beer, say congratulations and never mock you again. But if not, stop tactically flirting around the subject in an attempt to make everyone think you have a sex life, because it really isn't convincing anyone.

Hmm, I see my own post from almost three years ago in that thread.

Speaking from own experience, if you're unsatisfied about a certain aspect of your life, change it. When it comes to women, it matters a lot how you present yourself as a whole: clothes, approach (then personality), intelligence, physique and other strong points. Don't change yourself to someone you're not, but work on improving yourself. Just like you are attracted to certain attributes of women so are they when it comes to a man. Identifying those isn't hard. And posting on a half-dead forum won't change or help you in any way. Get out there and do it.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Weird. I dated a girl once that was super liberal, like fiery liberal, but was super conservative about sex because of being raised religious, even though she was now an atheist. It was strange. Like she had abandoned every element of that upbringing except sexual identity. Wasn't like you described, but...

Oh no not another okcupid story

I beat my cock like a black guy from Missouri.

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Originally posted by Dykes_on_Jay I beat my cock like a black guy from Missouri.

shoot it

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Flashback: http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...16#.VGnMEDSsW1s And Nou: have you actually ever got laid? If so, just fucking state it and everyone will buy you a beer, say congratulations and never mock you again. But if not, stop tactically flirting around the subject in an attempt to make everyone think you have a sex life, because it really isn't convincing anyone.

TA would have nothing then.

Seriously though my sex life is between me and the other people in it and that definitely doesn't include TA or anyone else online.

I do enjoy watching others obsess over it though. That is funny.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Seriously though my sex life is between me and the other people in it and that definitely doesn't include TA or anyone else online.

That doesn't seem to stop you constantly talking about dating sites, dates, girls you speak to in club, wearing cock rings, pissing post-ejaculation and a plethora of other very intimate subjects that do their very best to falsely imply you're getting laid. Which you quite obviously aren't.

Re: so i'm suppose to beat off for the rest of my life?

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Originally posted by LoveHate #forever alone

Call me

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J That doesn't seem to stop you constantly talking about dating sites, dates, girls you speak to in club, wearing cock rings, pissing post-ejaculation and a plethora of other very intimate subjects that do their very best to falsely imply you're getting laid. Which you quite obviously aren't.

Yes, all of those are about me or people I am not having sex with, who would have thunk it?!

I am more than free to talk about what I find enjoyable, but I am not going to go raving on specifically about my exploits with others and their preferences or anything else, that is tacky and rude, and honestly most of the time when other guys talk about that shit, even my closest friends, I am like "wtf, why are you telling me this?". I feel bad having even written what I wrote earlier and almost pulled an Echos on it and deleted it. Maybe that is a conservative streak in me, or repression, or something, but I've found out that talking about your actual sexual activities with others only leads to bad juju.

Also cock rings don't have to be used with someone else Sys-J.

It's a simple yes or no question, no further details required. And you've already answered it.

I don't get why guys like their girlfriends to be a freak in the sheets. That only means she's a fuccin' whore...... and no, I'm not 'conservative' by any stretch of the imagination. I just know how women are.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J It's a simple yes or no question, no further details required. And you've already answered it.

Yea, and me being ambiguous with it gives me attention, so I'm going to keep doing it. I find it highly satisfying to constantly draw the attention of people that claim their dislike or even disdain of me. The fact that I am telling you this won't even change your behavior because it is so ingrained into your personality type.

I have taken the Israeli nuclear weapons state policy of ambiguity on the world stage and applied it to if I have had sex or not on TA and found it scales rather well.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Yea, and me being ambiguous with it gives me attention, so I'm going to keep doing it.

A fiendish plan to ambiguously pose as a quasi-virgin to get attention from people on the Internet. Also a completely different reason than the one given in your previous post. Or perhaps just the busted flush draw of a fronting loser.

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Yea, and me being ambiguous with it gives me attention, so I'm going to keep doing it.

What a shocking twist.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J A fiendish plan to ambiguously pose as a quasi-virgin to get attention from people on the Internet. Also a completely different reason than the one given in your previous post. Or perhaps just the busted flush draw of a fronting loser.

Would my answer change preconceived notions you have already? No, so I'll keep baiting you making you engage me and you are helpless to stop yourself.

Yes I am a virgin.

No I am not a virgin.

There, you can choose which one you want, just like before.

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